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when you’re unironically horny for your muse

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So these are Richter’s sex values >:3

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Sinday Special

👗 Have you ever dressed in a way meant to turn people on? Did you have a specific person in mind? Who?

👙 What’s hotter, full nudity or lingerie?

😑 Have you ever used sex to get your way? Would you?

🚪 Ever answered the door naked? Would you?

🤗 What would you do if I put my hands under your clothes?

💆‍♀️ Can I massage you? Will you massage me?

💫 What do you consider your sexiest feature?

😳 Any embarrassing kinks?

💡 Sex with lights on or lights off?

🌹 You find a trail of rose petals leading to your bed. I’m in it, what do you do?

👀 Is there anything you find attractive about me? What is it?

🧴 Would you ever have sex without lube?

🍭 Edible underwear. Yay or nay?

🦷 Would you ever use your teeth to remove someone’s clothing?

🎶 Sex with or without music?

🙊 Do you like dirty talk?

🕯 Thoughts on wax play?

💋 Would you ever kiss *insert person here*?

💤 What was your last naughty dream about?

😴 Have you ever had a sexual dream about someone you know? Who was it?

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Kasey’s sex values

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“Simon has exclusive top energy and I don’t?”

“Dude, you got defensive about Robin making fun of your flat ass.”

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“The list of who doesn’t get pegged is much smaller, so let’s start there. Captain Falcon radiates exclusive top energy, as do Simon and Ike. Ganondorf’s probably too proud to let someone peg him. Otherwise, I’m drawing a blank, so let’s assume everyone else has at least tried it.”

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“I don’t normally partake in gossip, but sometimes you just want to sort the men of Smash by most to least likely to get pegged.”

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"You will be fine~"

"Then you can keep going, if you like."

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Freia sneaks up behind Richter and gives his neck a good nibblin'.

Richter felt a chill down his spine as Freia did this, but puts his hand on her head. "...I'm not gonna turn into a Heartless now, am I?" He half-joked.

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🔞🔞🔞🔞 dealer's choice!

Kasey is really into dirty talk, though prefers to be on the receiving end, as they're kind of bad at improvising.

Richter's sensitive spots are his thighs and ironically, his neck. Thankfully, he's composed enough that his neck-biting kink doesn't get in the way of his work.

Palutena, while not a virgin, is a bit wary of having sex in general. She feels like she has this image of purity she has to maintain, and that if anyone ever found out that she has a sex life, that would ruin it.

Rufus is technically still a virgin. He's okay at foreplay, but when it comes to actually do the act, he kind of freezes up.

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Send 🔞 for a NSFW headcanon.

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“Richter, look out, there’s a naked man behind you!”

“Don’t look at his penis, don’t look at his penis, don’t look at his penis-”

“Gah! I looked!”

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1, 2 and 3 for Kasey, Rufus, Richter and Winona?

What is your muse’s sexuality?

Kasey is Neptunian, which means they are attracted to women and non-masculine nonbinary people. Guys aren't their thing on a romantic or sexual level.

Rufus is pansexual.

Richter is bisexual. He's in the closet about this, though, and is trying to adapt to a more accepting time.

Winona is also bisexual, with somewhat of a preference towards women.

Is your muse sexually active?

Out of the four of them, Rufus is probably the most sexually active, followed by Winona, then by Richter, and at last place is Kasey.

Where does your muse’s libido fall on the scale? 10 being hyper-sexual, 1 being the opposite.

Kasey's falls at about a 3 or 4 most days. Their libido is a bit lower than average.

Rufus' libido is a solid 7. A bit higher than average, but not ridiculously so.

I would say Richter's a 2, but let's be real, he masturbates enough that I'd have to bump him up to a 3.

Winona is about a 5, right smack dab in the middle. There are days where she qualifies as a 6 though.

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Not-as-spicy sinday asks.

For those of us out there that would like to participate, but also find some of the sinday memes out there a little too spicy. Consider this the mild sauce of the ask memes for sinday.

What is your muse’s sexuality?

Is your muse sexually active?

Where does your muse’s libido fall on the scale? 10 being hyper-sexual, 1 being the opposite.

Do they like to listen to any music or are they more of a fan of silence during the act?

Is your muse a top, bottom, or a switch? Why?

Are they dominant or submissive?

What kind of underwear do they wear on the day-to-day?

Are they polite or do they have a dirty mouth?

Do they get embarrassed easily when it comes to nsfw things? Or are they shameless?

What kind of things are they into?

Are they a virgin? When did they lose their virginity? If they haven’t, do you think they ever will? Are they waiting for someone special, or do they just not care?

Would you consider them kinky or tame?

Are they loud in bed or quiet? Talkative or more of a noise maker?

Give us a random sinday headcanon or fact about your muse!

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Reblog if others can send you sinday asks even if you’re not ship partners.

Sometimes the possibilities for a ship can come to light by answering curious asks about your muse’s interests!

Add in the tags whether or not you’re open to answer (soft) sinday starters/starter memes. 

Multi’s feel free to add in the tags for which muses these apply.

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Horny brain wants to write a smutty drabble but hmst.

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Does Ivan enjoy their job?

“Of course I do. There are rough days and a lot of risks involved, yes, but hey, I love the attention.”