you eat things and they can never be uneaten

im over 25 & ive decided to become internet illiterate asap - use your pronouns for me - Butch

[hadalstims]

So deeply moved by this puppy eating raspberries I had to make it a gif I felt compelled

[phantomrose96]

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[scissorsaint]

Stigmata are the new must-have accessory of the summer

[starrmarr-deactivated20260106]

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[lovertm]

[ratboy-tummy-deactivated2026022]

This is still the funniest thing to come out of Bugsnax

[bowsersex]

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

[bowsersex]

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

[iiumz]

[devil-maay-cry]

Can I come over and look at you like this???????

[sevdahalma]

my dash is filled with that same quote from the same author/book over and over again, so i’m dropping my top five favorite sufi literary masterpieces in case anyone wants to expand their reading horizons beyond orientalist nonsense

1. the divan of hafez shirazi

2. the conference of the birds, fariduddin attar

3. the divan of nasimi

4. the khamsa of nizami ganjavi

5. the masnavi of mevlana jalaluddin muhammad rumi

[aehallhyon]

Sacred-texts.com has a lot of these in public domain translation!

[sevdahalma]

BLESS!!!

[griffonatrix]

this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real

[kaban-bang]

[auntymurda]

“that’s *dyke* to you, don’t wear it out.” ‘the aggressives.’ kisha batista showing off her custom grillz spelling ‘dyke.’ / 2000. photography by jason florio.

bottom photo is one of my favorite photos of all time.

[glowcowboy]

holding my own hand again. it will not feel like this forever

[ladyoftheharbour]

i've never been to the southern us i get all my information from tennessee williams plays

[ladyoftheharbour]

everyone in the south is a repressed homosexual

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time