dodent

welcome to my suckas blog popeulation you an me

[proletherian-dictatorship]

lol let's all get consumed by our most base, bestial instincts and do things that can never be undone. it can never be undone

[saulwexler]

Hey did you draw that evil feminist caricature to warn men how their wives would act once they got the right to vote? Illustrator: sure did boss. real sexy, just like you asked.

[phillip-bankss]

pouring my scaldimg hot leftover deep fry oil down the sink drain but I have a sink dog

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[hyenatrocious]

coworkers kids got sick last week, now all the coworkers with kids are sick, I can tell what my next week will be like HUEGGH

[hyenatrocious]

mystery phlegm and gastroenteritis this week

[intactics]

the most occidentalist cnovel I ever binged via MTL was about a chinese guy reincarnating into europe right before the black plague & teaching the savage europeans how to cook food and do agriculture and industry properly and inventing an innoculation for the plague and he wound up gay marrying the sexy young pope & collecting a really unreasonable number of magical animal companions along the way, including a tiger. the tiger's introduction led to my favorite author's note in the following chapter, which was basically "I've been informed Europe doesn't have tigers but I don't really give a fuck" ... that was kind of charming.

[hyenatrocious]

there are plenty of oxymorons in english like jumbo shrimp or zine store

[hyenatrocious]

getting paid to watch shortform videos and eat free tiramisu so

[tucsonfog]

fuck all knowledge and ideas

[dailyhistoryposts]

Detail from The Witches’ Cove (c. 16th century) by Jan Mandijn or anonymous follower.

[hyenatrocious]

waiting on a quick review on something I submitted 2 hours and 30 minutes ago

[hairywomenwant-deactivated20260]

[hyenatrocious]

coworkers kids got sick last week, now all the coworkers with kids are sick, I can tell what my next week will be like HUEGGH

[itseasytoremember]

would you rather be able to

understand (read, write and speak fluently) any human language (dead or alive)

teleport (guaranteed safely) anywhere on earth

Voting ended onMay 9

[eebie]

it i had the ability to teleport i’d probably have a thousand crimes to my name day one and a lot of them would have to do with throwing people i don’t like into volcanoes or in bleak wilderness miles from civilization but the charges would be quickly dropped as i would use the threat of being thrown into a volcano or being left in bleak wilderness in court and people would simply have to bend to my will. and then i’d travel anywhere i wanted And eat food and change the world for the better by putting every evil politician on a desert island where they’ll be forced to cannibalize each other one by one until there is no option left but starvation

[eebie]

i would invest in power tools and a metal shipping crate in the woods for special individuals

[hyenatrocious]

im no fan of ID checks but if it means less horny posting from british people i think my quality of life may actually improve like um

[bunabi]

Times like these I remember that Malcolm X quote about healing and how it requires acknowledging the knife is there. Things like "this isn't who we are" and "this is un-American" and "what are we? [insert another country]??" reveal a deep seated denial of American history and state-sponsored domestic terror that I'm just not gonna entertain anymore from leftists over the age of twenty.

[notgreengardens]

"If you stick a knife nine inches into my back and pull it out three, that is not progress. Even if you pull it all the way out, that is not progress. Progress is healing the wound, and they haven't even begun to pull out the knife. They won't even admit the knife is there."

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