Never Futile, but Never Ending

My name's Nikki. I'm here.

[hylian-hufflepuff]

Chan: WAIT WHERE'S CHANGBIN

Jisung: Wait don't worry

Jisung: *deep inhale*

Jisung: *starts rapping any 3racha song*

Changbin: *in the distance* YOOH

Jisung: Found him!

[hylian-hufflepuff]

Minho: Hey Jisung?

Jisung: Yeah?

Minho: You got a pretty nice face there.

Jisung: Umm...thanks?

Minho: And some pretty nice lips~

Jisung: Thank you?

Minho: They'd look amazing sucking this-

Chan: POPSICLE! YOU WANT A POPSICLE JISUNG???

Jisung: What..what's going on?

[hylian-hufflepuff]

Changbin: What's going on? Whats the big event?

Seungmin: Oh nothing, just your funeral.

Changbin: my what??

Seungmin: Oh didn't I tell you? As of yesterday you're dead to me.

[hylian-hufflepuff]

Minho: *lying next to Jisung who is asleep* nice

Jisung: *cuddles closer to Minho, still asleep*

Minho: *choking back tears* NI CE

[hylian-hufflepuff]

Felix: You're so sweet and cute and precious

Changbin: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF

Felix: how cute :3

[moonkitty]

remember when you were 11 and you would watch asdfmovie with your friends and you would quote it with every single friend you knew? that was basically just the early version of quoting vines

[eroscestlavie]

too real

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post 

so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out 

and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…

what

the

fuck

[ahamkaraa]

At least it worked???

[derekhalesprayercircle-blog]

That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[speciesofleastconcern]

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

[beggars-opera]

double confirmed

[sherb-the-goat]

[theocseason4]

[juubsius]

I worked too hard on this, but I’m glad I did

[scint-boob-deactivated20190922]

Study because wild cats need to be mastered

[allthecanadianpolitics]

“If you were woke, you would know, Pro Rep is Lit”.

The Premier of British Columbia, everybody.

[justrollinon]

[allthecanadianpolitics]

The Official BC NDP account right now:

https://twitter.com/bcndp/status/1060735557813202944

[follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds]

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

[bowlingshirtbellas]

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

It’s the diamond bomb sweaty, 38$

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

[hylian-hufflepuff]

Chan: What the fuck was that?!

Minho: Oh, I owe you a new door.

Chan: What?!

Minho: I underestimated my own strength and kicked down your door. You’ll have a new one soon, though.

Chan:

Minho: Just ordered one off Amazon, it’ll be here Thursday