Simon and Baz Sitting in a Tree @bazsnowsimonpitch - Tumblr Blog

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It's okay if your fangs get in the way when we make out, bro. I actually kinda like it 😳

pipsqueakparker

cumdumpstiel

YES i’m gay. YES i have a vampire fetish. NO i don’t know my times tables. we exist.

y4nfae

simon snow ghostwrote this

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I love Rainbow’s love for Baz

trashpremium-moved

Could Simon Snow be considered a monsterfucker??? I mean, there was that one time when he called goblins handsome devils,,,,,, and his previous archenemy boyfriend is a vampire,,,,,,,,,, and he was weirdly obsessed with that fact?

y4nfae

picklebutch

according to this logic, since simon has a tail and wings, would this make baz a demonfucker monsterfucker as well?

watfordwallflower

carryonmybloodylovelies

Simon: is a demon

Baz: is a monster

Simon and Baz, local monster and demonfuckers:

mintaero

some of you were never kidnapped by fucking numpties and it shows

elegantcherryblossomsheep

stop.

if you are in the carry on fandom, please reblog this post.

i wanna see how big we are

yo-dead-girl-walking

DID I JUST SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?!?!

this is @VScrivanoKelley’s fanart (go follow her on Twitter)

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She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.

Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park (via wordsnquotes)

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You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. I’d wake up in the morning and think, ‘This will end in flames.

Rainbow Rowell, Carry On

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One of my fav books so go and read it u D u

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#holy fucking shit

kraken-llamas

A headcanon I literally cackled about

Simon has wings and he’s keeping them, according to Rainbow’s Twitter. So as someone who naturally overthinks everything, I have to wonder how Simon deals with shirts.

I know his wings can be hidden with magic, but what about when he’s just at home relaxing? His wings would be pretty difficult to deal with when it comes to shirts. (I don’t think the tail would be as much of a problem when it comes to pants, since it sprouts from the bottom of his spine)

So I got to thinking. Sure, Simon could cut slits in the back of his shirts, but imagine trying to fit his big dragon wings into tiny slits in fabric. I would get pissed off within five minutes and just tear the shirt, and I feel like Simon would too.

So Penny and Simon come up with a solution: backless tops. I’m talking halter tops, scoop back tops, tube tops, shoulderless tops, all kinds of things with low backs to allow Simon’s wings freedom.

So here we have Simon Snow just waltzing around his flat in these delicate, pretty, fluttery tops that drape off his shoulders and cling to his waist and chest and accentuate his neck and when Baz sees Simon in them he melts and just stares at him with this spellbound, dopey expression on his face and this sparkly adoration in his eyes because Baz is gay as fuck and Simon has those shoulders, and he can see the moles and freckles like constellations on his back and neck and his collarbones and Baz might be too gay to survive his bronze-haired Adonis boyfriend in a fucking halter top. And sometimes it gets worse and the shirts have plunging necklines and Baz feels like he could spontaneously combust

And Penny makes fun of Baz’s hypnotic state and Simon is smug as hell but Baz doesn’t even care because Simon fucking Snow in pretty open back shirts and his muscular shoulders and the curve of his spine and Baz is too gay for this, help him

#oh my FUCK #I LOVE THIS