Shlippery

Shlide in at your own risk

[just-shower-thoughts]

If a chicken orgasms while laying a egg. The chicken came first.

[tangerinewaifu]

My only contribution.

[movedtocinnimani-deactivated202]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When your room is a disaster, it only makes your depression worse. But when you finally clean it up, it’s like the mess itself was a physical form of your depression, and the act of cleaning it up was like you tackling your depression head-on and throwing out the shit in your life keeping you down.

[savedbythenotepad]

The fact that Viktor’s hand is large enough to curl beautifully around the curve of Yuuri’s hip keeps me awake at night. 

[quiffedphil-deactivated20180928]

phil:

me:

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know your life is dull when your going to sleep because your to bored being awake

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

we’re really out here. pretending we know what we’re doing. trying to look as gay as possible. disappointing our parents.

[shamewaddle]

fight me irl

[the-deep-pressed-side-of-me]

I don’t understand why

[monachopsis-people]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bologna is pronounced “baloney” but lasagna isn’t pronounced “lasaney”

[njcodiangelo-archive]

crimson & scarlet

[daily-showerthoughts]

May 4th is like 4/20 for nerds.

[philester]

last year was dan’s year of confidence with his hair change and this year its phil’s year of confidence with his hair change and it just makes me happy that something as little as embracing their hair can do so much for them

[dnpstardust]

Jack has said that he wanted to make 2018 more positive, that he wanted to actually go out and do things. So let’s highlight some of the moments that has happened so far!

First he went to the premiere of Black Panther and got to have a stunt lesson from the actual stunt coordinators on the film.

He went on the first part of his tour and saw so many incredible places

He was asked to come on a talk show for an interview

He played a video game and interviewed Ryan Reynolds

And of course he raised so much money for some incredible causes. Here’s to hoping for more amazing opportunities in the coming year!  So proud of him! 

[therealjacksepticeye]

I’m just getting started baby!!!