This is my life now.

Egg, Inc. spam from your local attention deficit chicken farmer.

[flower-boy-roxanne]

chickens

[hypereggtivity]

Yeet!

[hypereggtivity]

Boosts boosts boosts boosts boosts...

[hypereggtivity]

Guess who just got five more prophecy eggs? :D

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[lizabethl]

So my wife @gimpysoup plays this game called Egg, Inc. and for the longest time she has been trying to get her chickens to lay 1,000,000,000 eggs.

I told her that when it finally happened I would bake her a cake to celebrate. She was awfully dismissive.

She texted this to me today:

NATURALLY our oven is broken this week, so I did the next best thing.

She’s no longer speaking to me. Something about being “too ridiculous.”

[parakeet]

me playing egg inc

[buddydolly]

The Egg Inc. background music makes me feel like I can do anything.

[prozdvoices]

clicker games

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

My game of the moment is literally just holding a button down while chickens run, clucking loudly, into giant hen house while their tachyon eggs are hauled away by equally giant vehicles.

My chickens are fully upgraded with both coordinated clucking and motivational clucking.

Don’t ask.

[hypereggtivity]

lmao imagine not spending money on this game...