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probably wont finish this one 👏

Smol gang here to tell u that everything will be okay!

we talk a lot about nb lesbianism on this blog, but heres a reminder that bisexual wlw can have complicated relationships to womanhood too! non binary bisexuals who identify as sapphic or wlw are just as real and important to the trans community. i love nb bi wlw who use neo pronouns, who use she, who use they, who use he, who dress feminine, who dress masculine, who are transmasc, who are transfem, who are neither, and all the others who dont fit any of these descriptions!!! i see you and i hope you know youre amazing.

scary-lasagna

Splendor, sighing in distress: Do you think Giraffes get self conscious about having useless horns? Or is it a normal thing, like having a unique hairstyle?

Slender: Brother, have you been forgetting to wash the fruit before you eat it?

jehovahhthickness

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

#tbh #i dont need or want a relationship #i have small little #ones with people i like #but. like. i dont want a bf or gf #im happy without putting a label on that

gahdamnpunk

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

knitmeapony

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

thesaltofcarthage

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous.

bastionkeeper

Me: wow people used to pay 150 for college? Wish that was my bill

Everyone over the age of 30: yeah but minimum wage was 3.10

Me: okay so it would take about three, four weeks instead of a lifetime?

Them: factor in other stuff like the gas crisis!

Me: 3.10 an hour to 150 is still way better than 10 an hour to 150,000 idk man

oshifallen

Me: oh factor in the gas crisis? Five weeks, my bad.

igxbaddies

bitchesgetriches

I would NEVER recommend something so legally ambiguous and clearly unethical. Which is why I’m sharing this widely. So you guys all know to never do such a thing. Ever. Because it would be bad. Make sure to reblog so others know not to ever do this very wrong thing. And definitely make sure you know what color the parking tickets in your city are. Maybe hold onto one for reference in case you ever worry that you might accidentally do this. Keep it in your car so you can look at it sometimes and say “It would be wrong to use this as a fake ticket to prevent getting a real ticket.”

whitepeopletwitter

i-hate-chick-fil-a

it was being down-voted by people who didn’t even watch it.

My favorite part is that they have 31 sources linked in the video.

t h i r t y-o n e

But people somehow manage to think this video is wrong because their beliefs somehow outweigh the careers of the people who put work towards those 31 pieces of source material. Blows my mind.

thot-repellent-deactivated20240

Incredible stuff there (not sarcastic) and I’m really glad I found this and was able to be educated on the subject 😊 I suggest ya’ll give it a watch

loonyloopylupin96

coolgirl99932

notwright

RePOST IF UR ART WAS BAD AND IT TURNED INTO A CP MEME

moving-wright-along

the boys and how they play animal crossing

i dont have new horizons (just new leaf) and this is how im coping

Alex

-chaotic. probably time travels. -bullies the villagers he doesnt like. hits them with nets and probably puts pitfalls outside their homes. -dont invite him to your island he’ll probably mess something up then wait for you to notice -he’ll fix it though if he likes you enough -always looking for the best way to make a shit ton of bells

Jay

-all he does is catch bugs and collect fossils. -p damn good at it ngl -just trying to live his life. he just wants to catch bugs and put his villager in cute outfits but alex keeps trying to sabotage his island. -tries to decorate but isnt great at it. -probably just fills his house with bugs -idk why i can see jay likin bugs -he has some villagers he doesnt like but he cant bring himself to be mean to them.

Tim

-didn’t understand the appeal of the game at all until he started playing -now he’s lowkey addicted. -his actual house is a mess but he’ll be damned if his animal crossing house isnt gorgeous. -probably the most normal, well rounded player. -also doesnt want to be mean to his villagers. -starts playing and by the time he looks up its 3 am

Brian

-his island makes him look like a serial killer. -puts his villagers in cages. puts blood splatter patterns and gravestones everywhere. -he skipped all the tutorial stuff so he has no idea what he’s doing -”have you finished the museum yet?” -”the what” -purposefully wears the worst clothing possible

shittycreepypastaandmhhc-deacti

Confession: I want Timothy Wright to fuck my ass until I can't walk for weeks

fekst-fucker

Ok tim, brian, and toby are my loves honestly i have so much love in my heart! Phroggy cooks the boys a welcome home dinner when they come home tired like thanksgiving type of food like they be gaining weight since they started dating phroggy 🥺🥺

Speaking of thanksgiving this year I learned there was a turkey emoji ajsjjdnfnf 🦃 I love him look at how thicc he is

- thank god you’re cooking for them, all these mfers eat is gas station junk food and lean cuisine microwave meals

- It’s Tim eating the lean cuisine. Please remind him that his dad bod is hot asf

- When they come home from a long long mission and smell your food in the kitchen, they collapse at the kitchen table and are literally almost crying because they’re SO hungry and it smells SO good and can we PLEASE eat RN

- Anyway I hope you made enough food for????? Like two armies?? Because they’ll eat it all

- Toby still has the appetite and metabolism of a 17-year old so he just eats and eats and eats and

- Toby doesn’t have great memories of thanksgiving from when he lived with his family, but he loves the food!

- His favorite are those King’s Hawaiian dinner rolls. He can eat a whole bag and not feel a fucking thing

- Brian’s favorite is mashed potatoes because he’s boring, but they’ve gotta have a LOT of butter. He also likes sweet potatoes

- Tim’s favorite is the turkey and stuffing, so between the three of them, they can pack away a whole thanksgiving dinner

- You’re gonna have to fight with Toby to make him eat his vegetables

- Or literally just be like “no dessert until you eat green beans” and he’ll eat them. It’s. It’s that easy

- Tim is already a lil thicc but we LOVE that for him, he’s a little self conscious about it but hell, he’s not gonna turn down a home cooked meal

- Brian doesn’t care either way. He could be lean, he could have a dad bod, just get him more mashed potatoes

- Tim feels a lot better with some chubby company tho :,)

- Hell even Toby lost his pretty toned abs! He pulls off a lil gut surprising well though he looks like a football player 👀

- Tim and Brian are just as robust as they ever were, but with some actual food in him, Toby’s gotten a lot stronger and is now looking forward to constantly throwing down with Jeff