nix

they/he 19 adhd/autism?? ask me to talk abt my Boy, my boy, or whales. Please.

[yeehawpim]

a comic about friends

in preschool someone read us the story of the red oni and the blue oni and it still gets to me a little

[matthewpond]

They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay

[matthewpond]

You cant fucking do this to me

[master-of-strings]

NEW SCHISM NEW SCHISM

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: “Investing at 240 notes” /End ID]

[grave-z-boy]

If they didn’t want me to want to fuck William Afton they should not have cast Mathew lillard

[glindaselphie]

I have yet to see the fnaf film but I feel like saying the animatronics acting like kids is silly or unscary or whatever is kind of missing the point.

the main horror of fnaf is not really the jump scares but the fact that these killer animatronics are actually murdered kids.

it makes sense for them to act like children because they are children. they’re not the real monsters of the story, afton is.

[wakeywakeyprotocol]

Yeah the fnaf movie was pretty good, the Matpat x Springtrap mpreg scene was a little weird but other than that it was a solid movie

[asked4themuna]

this mf is NOT purple

[eldritchsquared]

everyone taping pictures of markiplier to posters or railings or their glasses and things for the fnaf movie is so beautiful to me. we all collectively decided if he wasn’t in it, we had to MAKE him in it. we missed him so much and decided we couldn’t go a whole fnaf movie without him

[everestentertainments]

best part of the FNAF movie was that Josh Hutcherson was having the WORST time of his life. dude was stressed out the entire runtime. the only reason why he got the security job was because his job counselor just so happened to be the guy who murdered his little brother. Vanessa kept lore-dumping to him but he wasn't getting it because he was running on like 2 hours of sleep. his b-plot was his aunt trying to ruin his life. ghost children tried to murder him multiple times. he almost touched a springlock suit. the climax was him getting beat up by a guy in a fursuit. Golden Freddy manifested in his house. it was awesome 10/10.

[troutpaws]

some glamour shots of my new best friend ever

[ofishal-fish-posts]

Official Fish Post

[kerink]

cecil when hes informed smoking will ruin his radio career

[kerink]

so i guess this one was a flop huh...

[princessscrambledpancakes]

LGBT more like. Let’s Go To Bed. Let’s go bed to. Let’s. It’s bedtime.

[neurosquared]

let's go, bed time

[twitblr]

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

[daggers-drawn]

I’m saying “it’s right”

[night-dragon937]

All of us are saying “it’s right.”

[fighting-the-urge-at-home-depot]

It’s right

[candiikismet]

It’s right.

[molothoo]

Right

[dukes-cassettetape]

right as fuck

[slimegirl-pseudopod]

This man committed no wrong and anyone who says otherwise is wrong and devoid of morals

[spacelazarwolf]

it is morally correct to break the law when the law is morally wrong.

[over-sleep]

卓越したボディコントロール　Σ(ﾟДﾟ) ｽｯｹﾞ! Body control of a horse archer

（ Reddit:r/Damnthatsinteresting u/rgatoNacho ）

[jenlog]

people really believe this? that's obviously a human archer

[gayweeddaddy69]

@identifying-horses-in-posts

what do you think

[identifying-horses-in-posts]

Trampoline

[zerostatereflex]

[beefstrugglenoff]

bare essentals

[theproblematicblogger]

He’s a minamilist

[funnelcloudd]

Where’s all his inside stuff

[glutenfree-himbo]

Didn’t need it

[megapotion]

[elvendeity]

what it's like being on tumblr and having no mutuals

[kaity--did]

Because there is a post about my husband going around again I would like to remind you all that there is a difference between “weaponized incompetence” and “rocks for brains disease”

For example:

“I know you are tired from work and from caring for the baby but I don’t know how to make dinner you are so much better at it I’ll just mess it up” - weaponized incompetence

“I know you are tired from work and from caring for the baby so I have made tortellini and vodka sauce and I thought we should have some protein so I make chicken nuggets and just put them in the pasta pot and also made broccoli and added that and I know there is only 2 and a half of us but I have accidentally made enough food for the entire neighborhood and I am sorry.” - rocks for brains disease

please take a guess which one my husband does in a regular basis

[kaity--did]

Oh wow there are a lot of people angry on this post… because they think…. That I think…I am too good for chicken nuggets pasta…. And not that I am making fun of my husband…. For making 100 pounds of food…. For 2 people…. Right before we went on vacation…. You absolute freaks.

[ampervadasz]

[rosslynpaladin]

imagine being on your little dried peapod shell of a boat with your fragile little human self and then

out of the depths below

the Divine

God-Beasts

come right up to YOU

capable of crushing you without even noticing you

and ever so gently

so gently

roll back and forth around the dried leaf you're sitting on

just to maybe examine you and see what you're doing in their world.

[loubatas]