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Kiana Khansmith
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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it/its (sometimes he/him), 24, tme, plural
"that" and "the cat" are also pronouns to use how you see grammarically fit my names felidthing or "the cat" in place of a name (i prefer all lowercase)
1. i post a ton. 2. im kind of okay with random asks but i dont wanna become friends suddenly. 3. sideblogs under the cut
i still dont understand why "whats the deppest down into the earth a room has ever been built, with photo of this room" is such an impossible search to get results on. dont you wanna see a photo of a room and know that its as low down underground a room has ever been (with photographic proof)? i dont expect the room to be cool i just wanna know how deep underground the deepest room is and what that room is and see a picture
Webkinz kitties all ready for a fancy garden tea party🫖🌼
aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
this is too good to leave hidden in the replies
fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
no you dont masaru
Sony dream machine
MEEP JR. (MIME JR. + MAREEP)
It invades the mind of its opponent, sending endless clones of itself hurtling over an imaginary fence to lure them to sleep.
(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right
I hope Dusko is doing okay
Webkinz Puppy wagging tails gifset
Kruoodle collection no 10. Officially reached double digits wow... As you can see I'm very normal
Joe L’Estrange - Old Cat Walking
let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies
the scary thing about being on the internet is that sometimes things blow up when you dont expect it
my fucking 10 minute ibis paint doodle made it to nearly 3 million views AND is on knowyourmeme . Help
i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands
ch5 was fun
