[gaygoatshane]

[molags-balls]

big things happening in england

[apricops]

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[toddsolondz]

[firstprinced]

Cast of HR on pre-scene rituals | x

[shaneposting]

i had a dream last night that hayden discourse really ramped up bc hayden dislikers suddenly and inexplicably started calling him Clive Slime and hayden enjoyers kept losing their minds over this and saying he doesn’t want to be called Clive Slime and comparing it to refusing to use someone’s correct pronouns

so the entire website was either excruciating discourse or shitposts like ‘remember when Clive Slime was like “hi i’m Clive Slime”’ and ngl lads it wasn’t ideal

[blushingrozy]

me right now

[radialarch]

canada's shane hollander

may not be the most sociable

highest hockey iq out there

incredibly smart, incredibly dedicated to the game, and incredibly fast

and that shot!

russia's ilya rozanov

strong on the puck, and a strong skater

he really gets under other people's skins

good in his own room, not exactly liked in his opponents' room

not passing on a kid this strong with those hands, not at boston

[shanehollandered]

ilya learns the phrase “calm your tits” and he uses it constantly, endlessly, nobody is safe. shane starts preemptively saying it at some point when he knows ilya is about to crow it at him, that leading them saying it unisono, he’s so annoyed, he snaps at ilya give it a rest finally.

cue ilya learning the phrase “dont have a rack attack” as an alternative, and the first time he uses it on shane, shane goes very still and then beats him with a pillow until ilya is crying tears of laughter

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[heymacy]

i bet you grew up grazing your knees but the fall wasn't fatal like it was for me

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[fuckrozanov]

this is the guy who rocks shane hollander’s world by the way

[grrwoof-woof]

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

[aliferousmetal]

[anxietyproblem]

[smokingrozanov]

Shane’s Animal Crossing Island: named Otter-wa. Entire island is cottagecore themed. He used Nookazon + Amiibo cards to get the exact items + villagers he wanted & stopped playing as soon as he finished the museum.

Ilya’s Animal Crossing Island: named fart cityyyy. No theme but he does put UFOs + dinosaur statues everywhere. Has never picked a weed in his life. If he doesn’t like an item he drops it in front of his least favorite villager’s house “because that’s the dump.” Lets any villager move onto his island but complains when they’re ugly. Has played every single day since 2020.

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya is making his villagers swear and made a special transparent tile pattern that makes it look like somebody drew a dick in the sand. It’s on every single one of his beaches. Also he writes Shane love letters & sends them to his character even though Shane hasn’t played the game for years

[alittleorchidinsideofhim]

“Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother!”

The Montreal girl in question: