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she/her | my wishlist

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[essoreese]

Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.

[strangelyregular]

YES.

Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?

Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.

[ace-pervert]

Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

[babybluebex]

joseph quinn via 1883magazine (+bonus):

[jannieka394]

All collaborative playlists:

Harry potter: weasley twins

Anne with an E:

Marvel: Loki

NEW!

Arcane, league of legends: Viktor

Rules:

• you can add any song you think fits with the theme!

• No spamming songs from the same album or artist. (a handfull of songs isn't considered spamming. If you want to add more spread them through the playlist so the same artist/album isn't back to back)

• No deleting other peoples songs unless it's from a spam account!

Happy listening!♡

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[gildedautumnvelvet]

By aperfectpumpkin

[scurybooween]

Sam by by   Puis Calzada

[crisp-autumnal-air]

Autumn Leaf Fougasse with Parmesan, Pear, and Walnut by Twigg Studios

[wiccan-flower-deactivated202301]

🎃Samhain🎃

Is the third and last harvest of the year. Samhain is the end of warm days and start of the darker half of the year. Nights will get long and colder. The spiritual veil between our world and the spiritual world will be at its thinnest on the 31st. Samhain is the night the dead can walk around the earth.

Activities:

🍂 make a pumpkin pie

🍂 carve a pumpkin

🍂 press leaves in books

🍂 decorate your alter with leaves and pinecones

🍂 make apple cider

🍂 make a broom

🍂 collect pinecones and acorns

🍂 make a wreath

🍂 dress up in a costume

🍂 read scary stories

🍂 light Orange, purple, and Black candles

🍂 hand out candy

Correspondences:

🎃 Animals: bat, spider, fox, raven, crow, and dog

🍁 Colors: black, purple, orange, and green

🎃 Crystals: amethyst, smokey quartz, onyx, jet, malachite, and black tourmaline

🍁 Herbs: mugswort, yarrow, allspice, clove, cinnamon, nutmeg, and rosemary

🎃 Food: apple, pumpkin, squash, soup, pie, cider, and corn

🍁 Inscense/oils: cedar, sandalwood, sage, rosemary, clove, and cinnamon

🎃 Gods: yama, hades, apollo, and herne

🍁 Godesses: freya, hel, hecate, demeter

🎃 Spells: spirit work, ambition, protection, ancestor work, and banishing

[gildedautumnvelvet]

By blackveiltattoo

[scurybooween]

Fall is here…

by Austin Pardun

[toohornytothinkofaname]

[supersonicart]

Zhao Xiaoli.

Sensational paintings presented in narrative photographs of Chinese artist Zhao Xiaoli who is currently based in Barcelona, Spain.

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[ancientsstudies]

She Writes Poems For Him, He Paints Her Portrait.

[librarycard]

i love doing apologism for fictional characters. yes he killed people and ruined everything but thats ok bc i like him and hes my little baby. so who cares

[ashstfu]

i be like “idc” and then stare at the wall for hours with alternative sad music playing in the background thinking about how i ruin every good thing that comes my way

[mtfoss]

I'm over it ^~^ *blows up and dies*

[hotgirlcastiel]

receiving a package in the mail would fix me i know it