Hey, Im Grump.

This is kinda just for random posts, but it’s mostly self indulgent fandom stuff :D I’m Ellie btw, I’m 19.

[karinhart]

no such thing as too many iterations of characters as animal crossing villagers right? right

(ID in alt)

[quazies]

Have You Seen This Man

[cherubcallremade]

im having a moment

[cherubcallremade]

im turning rbs off of this in 24hrs you have my express permission to repost this image as much as you desire idc.

[insaneslimepussy]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[ollisuu]

Voted worst teeth in class

[meowsapow]

[bimboid]

[radiation]

Jerking off ending explained

[cryptotheism]

Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?

[unstablecryptid]

We can't jerk off or ibuprofen our way out of this one fellas

[bloodenjoyer]

[dailyfoodlovers]

Stop fucking calling me mommy you have to say Yes Chef or I can't cum

[fvmilivr-deactivated20240222]

lustful king sending a messenger to his jester with a note that says "do it jingle?"

[palmer]

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

[rayclubs]

Another thing I want to see more in TF2 fics is Heavy being fucking rude.

English has special sentence structures to indicate polite requests. They're typically phrased as questions. Russian has it's own rules of politeness, and utilizes statements more often.

Something I believe is perceived as somewhat rude in English but not in Russian is an imperative. An imperative is a sentence where the subject is implied to be "you", and the object is an order, a request, or a call to action - i. e. "Wash the dishes!", "Go outside!", "Call me!".

Now, with friends and family it probably doesn't matter all that much, but I reckon it's way more important when talking to people you don't know that well, such as your colleagues or bosses or random people in the street.

My job is to make phone calls, and I catch myself accidentally being rude way to often. Like, today I was meaning to ask someone for another person's phone number, but they started giving me irrelevant information, and I was supposed to say, like, "Could you please just give me their number?" but instead it came out as "Just give me the number." and I could hear a double-take on the other end. I think it's partially because of the poor phrasing and partually because of intonation differences. I'll make a separate post about this if y'all want, just let me know.

Thing is, Heavy's worse. Like, way worse. He phrases his requests as "I need" and "I want" instead of "I would like", he doesn't know what a polite conditional is, he definitely wouldn't use sugarcoat-y phrases like "I'm afraid not" instead of "no". He probably doesn't know an appropriate response to "thank you", he hears "nice to meet you"/"good to see you" and says "yes". Someone asks him how he's doing, he answers "fine" and doesn't ask back. He's so fucking rude. I love his rude ass.

[rayclubs]

He also says "fuck" so much. Please.

[radiofreederry]