I'm the Hero

Welcome to Pandora, kiddos. I'm Handsome Jack and this is my Planet. {Independent Handsome Jack RP Blog Simply just for fun, nothing's mine unless otherwise specified}

[zombehleader]

jack in C8 for anon,  Amazign

[incorrectblquotes]

Roland; (To Lilith) Okay, I’ll keep Handsome Jack away from you.

(Later)

Handsome Jack; Hey, have you seen Lilith?

Roland; Lilith died eight years ago.

[x-enocyon]

can’t think of what to draw? draw jack

[spitterskag]

idk What im doin my dudes but hav this,

[sexbirthdeath-blog1]

[cowboydumpling]

“Don’t tell em, Princess!!”

[pachipachisakana]

Busy as hell but can always make time for Rhack

[jacksnumber1fan]

@hyperionruler

[jacksnumber1fan]

Gilded

(Oh gah plz don’t look at this.)

Keep reading

[hyperionruler]

Already looked! It has been seen, and let me tell you pumpkin, that's a pretty sweet idea.

[hyperionruler]

Who do I have to stab in the eye

[hyperionruler]

“On second thought, I changed my mind. Forget the sweets, cupcake.” He tugged on the reluctant man, the new victim of his ever changing fancy. Perhaps Jack perceived that Rhys wanted to go somewhere and wad merely fucking with him. Or maybe Jack found that lying to his face–badly even–was a far cry to be put in place. Either way it wasn’t good. Nothing good could come of this. “Listen, whatever your name is. I’m getting the strange feeling like you don’t want to be here. Now that would be ridiculous because everyone who works for me looooves it here. So explain to me, what’s got you so tense, hrm? Gotta take a shit? Girlfriend dumped you? Someone farted in your cubicle? What is it??”

[jacksnumber1fan]

He wasn’t letting go…shit.

Trying to sound relaxed around Jack was proving impossible, but he was pretty sure his voice would crack or something stupid if he wasn’t at least trying to stay calm.

“Cuz ah..I’m on hold,” he said, swallowing hard. “Workin out a deal with a mining company planetside, and they’re checking some numbers. I was gonna just grabs some coffee.” He fought back a nervous laugh. “And if I’m not there when they pick up the phone it might undo three months of work.” Not point not being honest, he decided. He didn’t try to move again, as much as he wanted to. His cybernetics were alerting him his blood pressure and heart rate were getting a little out of control, and all he could think was YEAH NO SHIT.

[hyperionruler]

"Is that what you do all day? Shit your pants and put clients on hold? Sounds rough. Maybe you need a new position. Maayybe I might just give it to you. C'mon pumpkin, show me to your desolate hole. I wanna see these contracts." Jack wheeled Rhys right into the hallway, effectively leaving him no choice but to do as he said or fail as terribly as the intern before him. The megalomaniac had an ulterior motive to see what this stranger was doing. If he was handling the Eridium deals then perhaps he wasn't entirely useless just yet.

He'd decide that once they got there. His mind no more forward thinking than a psycho on speed. He was spur of the moment, this was simply one poor morsel that got caught in his extravagance.

[76jack-deactivated20170224]

Gearbox: We need a villain for our next Borderlands game.

Handsome Jack:

[shiirkyy]

I couldn’t decide which coloring I liked more so I just…… Decided to post both :u

[cinephilequeen-blog]

A Single Shot (2013)

dir. David M. Rosenthal

[jimprideauxs]

Well so much for the game of my life. But you still have one more man left.

[mola-fish]

Had some free time in art class and I decided to waste my time on this

[handsomejackhole]

I stayed up til 3 making this and I still hate it

[hyperionruler]

Who do I have to stab in the eye

[hyperionruler]

"On second thought, I changed my mind. Forget the sweets, cupcake." He tugged on the reluctant man, the new victim of his ever changing fancy. Perhaps Jack perceived that Rhys wanted to go somewhere and wad merely fucking with him. Or maybe Jack found that lying to his face--badly even--was a far cry to be put in place. Either way it wasn't good. Nothing good could come of this. "Listen, whatever your name is. I'm getting the strange feeling like you don't want to be here. Now that would be ridiculous because everyone who works for me looooves it here. So explain to me, what's got you so tense, hrm? Gotta take a shit? Girlfriend dumped you? Someone farted in your cubicle? What is it??"

[twilighttvd-deactivated20170520]

cutie💟