Blorbo Of The Day

Sideblog featuring a rotating cast of my celebrity crushes. This is a safe place for being horny about old men and weird ugly guys. Follows from notyourblogkeeper.

[hypersfixation]

The Celebrity Crush Masterlist

(Directory)

For general blorbo text posts see my #me tag

For my original gif sets see my #my gifs tag

* Most Blogged About All Time.

John Corbett

Cary Elwes *

Danny Pudi *

Wentworth Miller *

Shayan Sobhian

Santino Fontana

David Anders

Tim Omundson

Jason Schwartzman

Joey Caverly

Jon Bernthal

Ben Mendelsohn*

Skylar Astin

Ben Barnes

Román Zaragoza

Alan Tudyk *

Milo Manheim

Taz Skylar

Matthew Macfadyen

Alan Ruck *

Tony Hale

Zachary Quinto *

Josh Charles

- for Sylar gifs organized by volume check out #sv1 #sv2 #sv3 #sv4 #sv5

Josh Zuckerman

Nicholas Braun

[syrenki]

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

[beckybloomwood-archived]

- A house is just a building. Home is a feeling.

- That’s beautiful. Who said that?

- I did, just now.

[skvetchering]

Listen these best friends already kiss in the first episode so Sal x Matt shippers where are you

[mgsr]

[cant-get-worse-than-this]

just remembered that i can process my issues by projecting them onto every remotely relatable character in every media i enjoy

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[poehlers]

Water feels good in my ballerina hole. What about your dick burns? Nice to meet you Dick Burns. 

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[ofishal-fish-posts]

wake up in the morning. see picture of blorbo. im not dead and i can still look at pictures of blorbo. it'll be alright as long as i can still look at pictures of blorbo. you agree.

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

“Aren’t you worried ai could replace you someday” oh like ai could replicate the level of mental illness I achieve over this fictional man

[sunshinehaze1]

LOL 🤣

[loveridden1999]

we need more pusssy eating agenda on tv #eatpussy2026

[ethubbie]

there's something so good about a character who hasn't had enough comfort and warmth in their life and now has weird complicated kinda sexual feelings about being treated with actual basic respect and dignity and they feel like an awful gross pervert for it. i like those wires getting crossed

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature