Brain's Little Monster

Anything is possible; everything is negotiable. D.P.P., 20, INTP, UK, Female

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

WHEN I START TO SECOND-GUESS MY DISSERTATION

It’s just like:

[lirio-dendron]

Pancake has hit her wild teenage stage

So I woke up yesterday morning and stumbled half-awake into the bathroom to find the trash can dumped over, knocked-over shampoo bottles in the bathtub, the toothbrush holder on the floor, and little miss Pancake sitting up on the sink counter like “fuck dude, turn off those lights, they’re bright!“ 

Apparently she figured out how to wedge herself out of her tub by completely breaking one of the lid clasps (it was already faulty - a new cage is on order). And instead of finding a quiet place to hide like any normal self-respecting ball python, she threw a wild party and made a mess and had a grand old time climbing everything. 

The tub lid has been re-secured but now I REALLY cannot wait for her new  enclosure to get here. 

[hypervisions]

4 days till I get my noodle child and this makes think...fuck my one better not do shit like that

[hilariesjeffrey]

everyone wants to go back in time sometimes. to go back to the moment when everything was still possible, before they made a wrong turn, so that they could go on the right path. but it’s not possible. all we can do is make the most of right now.

[scribblles]

‘A bullet’s just a lump of lead. But once the hammer hits it, that lump of lead gains the power to blow anything away. If we had never met, then I would have spent my entire life as just a lump of lead. But… we did. The gunpowder was always waiting to explode, and the only thing that can ignite that gunpowder is a gun.’

'…Light my fire.’

'Huh?’

'It’s a number by The Doors. Didn’t ya know? …Rock.’

[fawnwind]

The want for these is rising.

[thirat-atthiraride]

Ready to climb: Jason Momoa by Patrik Giardino

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

#i too am ready to climb

[hypervisions]

Some practice with the watercolours :) So J is for Joffrey 

[oneswingset]

Also, I'm finally getting round to reading the final Mark Lawrence book, and keep finishing each chapter in a state of:

Red Wedding?

What Red Wedding?

Jorg Ancrath sneers down upon your Red Wedding.

[blazingmorningstar-deactivated2]

When you go darksouls with your mates [Thepruld]

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

everything you need to know about the plot of dark souls

[nateswinehart]

It is time.

I’ve been directing this project with Adam Floeck for the last couple years and today we’re releasing the first trailer out in the world :O!!  No words for how excited I am about this.

Meet The Sentinel. 

And get ready for the epic journey ahead.

(more at http://boketto.tv )

[jetorojo]

my first friend ! !

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

WHEN I PLAN TO READ 20 PAGES AND END UP READING 200

It’s like:

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

WHEN YOU FALL FOR AN AUTHOR WHO TAKES FOREVER TO PUT NEW BOOKS OUT

It’s just like:

[iguanamouth]

[wnq-anonymous]

One day you will be at the place you always wanted to be.

Anonymous (via wnq-anonymous)

[hypervisions]

Future Husband: I love you! *pulls out ring* Will you marry me?

Me: You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.

[High winds start blowing as I rise in the air and my voice drops 30 octaves]

Me: In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE MORN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEAS! STRONG THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

[fieldnigga-deactivated20170517]

if this ain’t me. 

[revolutionarykoolaid]

MY ACTUAL LIFE!

[yavn]

no this hurts too much this is a personal attack

[hypervisions]

Oh that is so painfully true