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I’ll show you my tits if you tell me how to use this fucking app Linktree <3

[acanticleforkev]

[hyphsworld]

Click. Click Click Click. Click. Click Click Cli…

[swisschalamet]

no one girl should have all that autism

[hyphsworld]

And yet

[hyphsworld]

The best thing that’s ever happened to me is several months after by ex broke up with me I get a message from him saying he just listened to Fetch the Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple and really feels like he understand me a lot better now.

[theythemitalian]

would you let a beautiful woman kiss you???

[hyphsworld]

Only if it were night time so god couldn’t see me

[hyphsworld]

My tummy hurts : (

[swisschalamet]

reblogging me is the same as entering me and bringing me to climax

[swisschalamet]

is it still possible to get hired as an isis bride

[hyphsworld]

Idk they’ve asked me to stop applying a few times but

[boygrrrl]

yup. learned it from the school of hard cocks

[hyphsworld]

Do you think I could buy one of those rotating brush things they give to cows for personal use?

[hyphsworld]

Why are the only ads on this app little animated frogs? Where are the shady money making schemes? The random divorce lawyers on the other side of the world? I work hard to see ads that were just posts that someone’s grandmother accidentally boosted.

[hyphsworld]

I don’t care that tumblr is the ‘home of frogblr’. What I need is for someone to tell me which crypto currency I need to buy in order to make my ex wife love me again

[hyphsworld]

Why are the only ads on this app little animated frogs? Where are the shady money making schemes? The random divorce lawyers on the other side of the world? I work hard to see ads that were just posts that someone’s grandmother accidentally boosted.

[hyphsworld]

My head hurts and as such you all owe me one kiss on the forehead. I don’t make the rules but I do enforce them so please do read this as a warning

[skinnytuna]

What are your adverbs?

hastily/haphazardly/dastardly

[forestservicehater]

Hey kids! Wow, everyone seems really excited about Goncharov! You should check out some other Scorsese movies, like Mean Streets, or The Last Passion of Christ! Or maybe something from his World Cinema Project, if you want to expose yourself to film from the global south! Wouldn't that be crazy?

[hyphsworld]

Ok should I watch it if the only Scorsese movie I really like is Casino bc I have no taste

[netscape-negro-deactivated20250]

Damn tumblr kinda rocks I feel like a Feudal lord in exile.

[hyphsworld]

I am Machiavelli, cast out from politics and shitposting my way into infamy

[protoninspector]

Welcome to tumblr pls be nice to ppl! I know cringe culture and mocking ppl for their interests is rly big on Twitter but we generally don’t do that here. Have fun 🥰💕

I’m not THAT mean, am I?

[hyphsworld]

Actually can you mock me for my interests slightly more I like it

[hyphsworld]

Being mocked by strangers was literally my favourite thing about Twitter and I miss it deeply

[protoninspector]

Welcome to tumblr pls be nice to ppl! I know cringe culture and mocking ppl for their interests is rly big on Twitter but we generally don’t do that here. Have fun 🥰💕

I’m not THAT mean, am I?

[hyphsworld]

Actually can you mock me for my interests slightly more I like it