[swisschalamet]

*handing you a gun* we saw you from across the bar and thought you should have this

[swisschalamet]

starting a fight with the wife

[swisschalamet]

[swisschalamet]

she broke up with me after this

[moistbreezy]

PURE IMAGINATION

THE DEBUT ALBUM FROM MOISTBREEZY

MAY 5

Pre-order the vinyl and digital at moistbreezy.com

Cover shot by Joyce Charat

GFX & edit by moistbreezy

[swisschalamet]

in the 90s the cia spent 75 million on a secret program to make pussy taste good

[swisschalamet]

baby break out the bud ice bottles we got a celebration to begin

[swisschalamet]

is this what you freaks like

screenshots of my own post on another app posted to a completely new 3rd unrelated app

[swisschalamet]

we should legally be allowed to kill every single draft kings employee

[swisschalamet]

women are so scary and huge and

Beautiful but I think I’m ready To finally befriend them

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

music is so scary and also cool but really huge. and we are friends

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking

[grulu]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you cant do that here

[swisschalamet]

if that’s ur girl then How come i just burst through her chest after a short gestational period

[swisschalamet]

i saw this image of Sam smith and my brain psionically located the nearest gun shop and projected its path in front of me like the clairvoyant spell in Skyrim

[swisschalamet]

you’re allowed to die whenever you want you don’t even have to tell anyone you can just do it whenever and it’s like fine most of the time no one will even stop you

[swisschalamet]

my heart goes out to all the beautiful women filling up their tires with air god knows how cruel life can be

[swisschalamet]

i lost my manhood in a tragic therapy accident that left me soft sexy and desirable

[slimetony]

Hello i love you

[swisschalamet]

ok well personally i love burritos at 4am, parties that never end, and twins

[supermariomamafucker]

My heart goes out to everyone who is getting their cylinders stuck in small MnMs tubes tonight