PROTON

I can lick it, I can ride it while you slippin' and slidin' I can write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it

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If you just rotate social media platforms it’s almost like you have one fully functional one

[ohdamnitsshe]

If you go just outside it's almost like you feel human

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I dunno, all the toxic smoke is a bit of a downer out there

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If you just rotate social media platforms it’s almost like you have one fully functional one

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I hate him so fucking much

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Okay so there’s no chance I’m getting on bluesky so I’m coming back here instead

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Will I ever post here again?

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Hey guys

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When you ask why you can’t see someone’s follower count on here

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Okay so there’s no chance I’m getting on bluesky so I’m coming back here instead

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Will I ever post here again?

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Okay so there’s no chance I’m getting on bluesky so I’m coming back here instead

[w1feguy]

I’ll give u a code

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Wait fr, I’ve been burned before

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Okay so there’s no chance I’m getting on bluesky so I’m coming back here instead

[ohdamnitsshe]

*Smacks* your grabby little hands away

[notfcknsoryu]

the alcoholic twinkdeath catman could get it and it's time we as a society come to grips with this fact

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That’s just Will from Hannibal

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Okay so there’s no chance I’m getting on bluesky so I’m coming back here instead

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So did you guys ever figure out follower counts or whatever?

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Forbidden Fruit

[sal3ah]

Me when I eat the bomb flowers and now all the Gorons are looking at me weird

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boom

Clap! The sound of my heart

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Forbidden Fruit

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I feel like I should be doing more to upset the tumblr community

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Thronk

No, thronk you!

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Lol twitter is fucked. Can’t post. Can’t dm. Nothing