all of them have stolen my owos

hypmic imagines || asks open || matchups open || mod jiro + mod saburo

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Just hifumi. Idc what it is it just has to be hifumi

“Hifumi,” you said, sternly.

Your partner looked at you with puppy-dog eyes. “Pleeeeaaaase, [y/n]???” he whined. You almost couldn’t refuse him. However, having been subject to the eyes often enough, you weren’t as susceptible.

“No, you workaholic. You’re going to get back in that bed and let me spoil you. You’re sick, idiot. No cooking or going to work until you’re better. I know Doppo is going to agree, so don’t pull the Doppo card.”

You loved him, you really did. But sometimes, his need to support you and his best friend really did take a toll on him.

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again??? hold on pls clarify on hifumi and the tax fraud/evasion thing

💖🌸 hifumi izanami has committed tax fraud 🌸💖

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now that im using my brain cell this makes more and more sense

after all we love hifumi but i don’t think he can count to 7

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Jyuto is m y professor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

why. why are you like this.

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compiled results

since i have a lot i’m just sticking a bunch of them together so the posts are longer

Mikoto

I pair you with Hifumi! Things are overall very sweet and soft, though a lot of your relationship issues deal with both your confidence and his fear of women, but he wants to help and support you as much as he can. You try to do the same, but if you’re trying to help him more than yourself, he won’t accept your support. Also, he is unconditionally affectionate to his best abilities, even if he is scared without the jacket.

Nicki You’re a hard one to pair. Sometimes I wanna say Doppo, sometimes I wanna say Hifumi, sometimes I wanna say Jakurai. But, mostly Jakurai. Here’s why. Reasons for Jakurai would be he would be the best at helping you, generally, and he’s pretty relaxed, which would be better than the other two who are much more prone to nervous breakdowns. Jakurai is good at making necessary decisions when the other two members are not, and it is necessary to face the fact that making a decision will almost never make everyone happy. You guys might argue on simple things like that but they’re not loud unless you make it as such. The other two have much less substance in reasoning and I cannot list those reasons as of right now.

Moth I pair you with Ramuda! I never thought I would say this, but it seems like you would be a good match. The contrast is astonishing and i’m honestly a sucker for it. You could honestly be a wake up call for him and, needless to say, a serious relationship with Ramuda is strenuous at best. He tends to have flings and any time he starts catching feelings he runs. My advice is don’t let him or don’t get attached.

Momiji I pair you with Gentaro. Arguments are minimal and for the most part, Gentaro just likes watching you and listening to you talk. Beware of the teasing, and a lot of just laying and calming activities. It’s sweet.

Hua

I feel you go best with Ichiro; it’s just a gut feeling since I had so little to go off of. The main issue I forsee is Ichiro’s lack of time.

Soda

Again, since I have little to go off of, I am going with my gut feeling; Ichiro. He is good for balance and since he has little time it can cause issues.

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Oh my stars- 33?? Please don’t overwork yourself on here honeybean!! We really appreciate you, drink water too!! Hope you’re having a good day <3

thank you i love you all- mod jiro. who needs to crack down on these things

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the boy who accidentally did a bakugou voice

||mod jiro here with some oc content

Akemi sighed. How did he get dragged into hanging around these six…? He peered at the group surrounding him. The three Yamada brothers, all giants to him in comparison, and Phantasm. Phantasm was a relatively popular group, and it covered a larger area then the Ikebukuro neighborhood. It was comprised of three members, as all division were. Sato Akira, a well known actress and student. He was most familiar with the twenty three year old who frequently was tired and would lean on him casually. As she was now, in fact. Then there was Mizuchi Sakurai, a giant of a man with a kind heart and “giant tiddies to keep it inside.” He was an actor as well, often coming with Akira on projects. Masae Hoshiko. A singer and model, the leader of Phantasm and very cursed. Then there was the Yamada brothers, who needed little introduction. “So, what do you do, Akemi-san?” “...Things.” “Kacchan, don’t be so shy!” Akira laughed childishly. Normally, they saved the childish act for a set or stage, but it would seem that day the actor was in the mood to tease. Akemi groaned irritably and sunk into the chair. “Seriously, how do you pay for those medical and vet bills?” Ichiro asked with a cocked eyebrow, taking a swig of water.

“I have 3 jobs. Two of them I’m fine telling people. I’m a writer and producer.”

“And the third?” Sakurai asked, with a teasing grin.

All that came out of the anxious, distrustful boy’s mouth was garbled speech.

“‘M a voice actor,” Akemi mumbled under his breath.

“Speak up,” Hoshiko laughed.

“I. Am. A. Seiyuu. Happy?” He snapped at Toshima Ward’s division.

Jiro and Ichiro’s eyes lit up. Oh no.

“What voices can you do?” Ichiro asked, a glimmer of excitement sparking in his eyes. “Akira-san, do not ask. Do. Not. I do it enough for other people.”

“Please do Bakugou, you’re really good at it!”

“...No.”

“PLEASE.”

“I’m not even his voice actor. I’m just a dude who voices extras in his own productions when he can’t get enough people. It’s not that good. You’re overestimating me.”

It took thirty minutes of begging and pleading until the twenty year old finally slipped.

“Will you all shut the hell up? Fucking extras.”

And the two excited brothers lost it. Bakugou’s voice had finally slipped out. Akemi frequently had to speak higher in order to avoid it. 

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two kinds of anons

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hey 🙈could u write a ramuda x reader where ramuda shows his dark side and it turns out that .... he’s sans undertale in disguise 😩😩thanks!

no i know who this is perish

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matchups are closed for a bit!

since there are 33 of them, and I don’t need to get more in between responses, im closing matchups for a little while. im sorry, i love all of you, but that’s a lot of work because even if my responses are kind of joking, i do take these seriously.

-mod jiro

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I CAN "●W●" AND "Hewwo" AS MUCH AS I WANT OK

sabby i love u but u don’t give me the power of a Shakespearean translating

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You two already have such a nice dynamic as mods, pffff

we’re honestly friends lmao i swear

i think she’s mad that i used all of our server’s cursedness for one day

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HEY IM NOT THE ONE BEING BULLIED BY A BABY

don’t out ur self lil sis lmao

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Well i wouldnt bully you if you weren't a COWARD

ah yes hello sabby

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new mod

we now have a mod saburo she bullies me and i’ll add her to the account later

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how can i get a matchup?

you have to go like

all the way down the matchups tag on my blog i think

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sandii’s results

honey

i love you

you only deserve the b e s t

and therefore

i pair u with samatoki

it’s soft, it really is. it’s a lot of domestic stuff and he proudly lets the world know you can kick his ass because you are a queen. he loves supporting you, and the support you give him, although his job tends to put stress on the relationship. still, give him hugs and head pats even if he says he doesn’t.

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You’re doing!! A great job with these matchups!! I hope you’re sleeping well and drinking plenty of water to stay hydrated! I also hope you’re having fun (*´-`) that’s the most important part of this! Thank you so much <3 have a good day/night!! -🗒

thank u!!! truth be told i just got home from an mri and am waiting on some pretty scary news but im trying to take care of myself. i do this to ease my anxiety actually!! it helps me when i analyze to calm down. i should prolly be mod saburo instead of mod jiro but im also just

big dumb

i love all of you!!!