hypno (;_;

They still have these?

[little-dandelion-deactivated202]

How beautifully our system works

[ruinedchildhood]

[dixdafne]

[brittany-murphy]

[neogohann]

[flunkerlux]

[sosuperawesome]

Galaxy Plush Bats and Stickers, by BeeZeeArt

[startorialist]

Cuddly Cosmic Chiroptera!

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[karidevereaux]

…an ode to 1970s skater girls. 

[awelltraveledwoman]

this is amazing

[fuckyeahhomomatriarchy]

FYI, skateboarding was invented by surfer chicks in the surf off-season. Males like to forget this, remind them.

[ohnahchill]

You niggas love some ass. Smh.

[itsexclusive]

[tokyopandaclub]

@dessygonanas

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

[onlytwitterpics]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

???

[grandtheft-autotune]

Excuse me?!

[pressure-applied]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[kingjaffejoffer]

There’s really nothing more defeating than sliding in some pussy on that first stroke

….. and you just feel it immediately …..

“its gonna be a short night… what am i going to do?”

“… is this bitch gon start trippin???”

“maybe if I take it out and slap it on her ass a few times”

“…. damn that only bought me an extra 8 strokes, back to square one”

“start thinking about spiders. yeah imma think about spiders”

“if she keep throwing it back just fake like you got a leg cramp”

[wh0isnerd]

Boy

[britheshedonist-deactivated2024]

wow my ex used to always get a leg cramp and I just thought he needed to stretch before sex or some shit

[kingjaffejoffer]

[theblacktroymcclure]

The leg cramp is an advanced stall tactic.

Pro level moves include:

Pulling out and Eating the pussy and buying yourself extra an extra 5 minutes

Pulling out and pretending you want her to beg for it but in reality you 3 strokes over your stroke limit.

And ELITE niggas will just bust and adopt the “I got mine you better find yours” tactic but I’ve never been bold enough to try that

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

[wtfced]

the most elite maneuver is to pull out and tell her to ride you by the time she stop complaining and sits on the dick you rejuvenated and got a full 30min

[hoodniggashit]

LMAO^

[trillreconizetrill]

ayoooooo!!!!! lol

[wheredoyougofromhere]

Lmaooo where the lies at

[teechanell-deactivated20191224]

It all makes sense now 🤔

[baydreamz-deactivated20201111]

😂😂😂😂

[from-93-till]

😂😂😂 the last comment

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Woooooow y'all fake 😭

[ebthequeen]

It….all makes sense….oh my gah.

[chief-eazy]

but the second go around, it’s like the pussy leveled up. now you don’t know if you want to pull out or become a father

[telvi1]

😂😂😂😂

[packtheammo2]

Throw this entire post away

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

The comment with the spongebob gif is too  accurate

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Lmfaooooo all of this made me laugh

[off-by-one]

[pickleston]

[witchydreamhome]

[pikeisaman]

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

[jump-n-shootman-deactivated2019]

this is still top tier comedy today