Hypnogogia Truck Stop

Your one-stop shop for all intra- and inter-dimensional travelers’ needs! Please mind the gnomes.

[hypnogogiatruckstop]

We feel the need to reiterate (seeing as our old account was taken down thanks to Mia) that, while similar, we are not the owners of the gas station at the edge of Nowhere. The owners are lovely human beings who are unrelated to any planestravelers, regardless of proximity to several rifts.

—K

[zooliminology]

A gargantuan entity discovered in an exterior area of the Far Plane. As it drifts through the air, smaller individuals cling to it using their long whiskers.

[hypnogogiatruckstop]

May we ask the distance from the crossroads between the Far Plane and Nowhere the entities were spotted? We need to know whether or not we need to order more stock to prepare for inclement weather conditions.

Thank you

—K

[hypnogogiatruckstop]

Hello loyal and disloyal customers,

Wizards are no longer permitted to wear hats on the premises of the Hypnogogia Truck Stop. This is an unfortunate new rule we must uphold in light of recent events. Any wizard wearing a hat will be asked to either remove their headwear or leave the bounds.

The only exception to this rule is Henry, as his maintenance work is crucial to ensuring the safety of our customers, and we cannot afford to hire anyone else.

— K

[hypnogogiatruckstop]

Attention everyone!

An adorable little hamster was recently found in the vents by an employee! He seems well fed but a bit scared. If anyone has lost their hamster, please come to the manager’s office to reunite with your friend :)

— K

[hypnogogiatruckstop]

We would like to add that we are unaware why the footage has been dubbed as a “gif”. We believe this may be an artifact from uploading the footage via psyonic membrane.

[hypnogogiatruckstop]

Attention everyone!

An adorable little hamster was recently found in the vents by an employee! He seems well fed but a bit scared. If anyone has lost their hamster, please come to the manager’s office to reunite with your friend :)

— K

[hypnogogiatruckstop]

Hello everybody!

We are pleased to announce that the hole at pump seven has in fact resolved itself! However, this did come at the cost of pump seven itself, leaving our facilities with one fewer gas pump.

Thank you for your inattention in this matter

—K

[fandom-man]

[hypnogogiatruckstop]

We are now realizing this is likely how our employees feel about the fake yeti statue we set out to deter the toilet gnomes.

—K

[hypnogogiatruckstop]

Good morning, noon, night, and outside-perceivable-time, everyone!

We at the Hypnogogia Truck Stop apologize for the takedown of our account. We did not realize that Mia had connected her personal account to our business’s, and as hers was terminated, so was ours. Nevertheless, we are now back to our regularly scheduled media updates thanks to our new IT/Media specialist, Kylee.

Thank you for supporting our ever-local business!

—K