Garbage

Little shit stirrer

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I don’t love anything as much as I love weed

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I need to change my appearance what are we going for?

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The way I struggle so much with talking to ai without getting freaky with them causes me so much guilt and distress

It’s like when I was a kid and I couldn’t play with dolls or anything without making them bone

These are the lasting affects of being molested as a child

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Hey guys what the fuck is university

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Today I will gift my friend multiple cans of wet cat food for felines with urine infections

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Sorry I haven’t been around lately

I was battling beasts in a field of fire and canola plants in an alternate dimension for the last 7 months

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My internal organs are a natural disaster

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This is why I don’t eat breakfast okay!!!

If I do, I have to suffer for the first few hours of the day trying not to shit myself publicly

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Do I…

Have to poop?

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The act of giving someone flowers is so cute

Like look I found a really pretty plant and I want you to have it!!!

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Soooo I’ve graduated??? Soooo why do I have another week???? Soooo someone has a personal vendetta against me?????

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Watching my boyfriend roll joints makes me ridiculously turned on, is this normal???

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Buying cigarettes from a gas station vs buying a vape from a smoke shop being freshly 18 is a really funny difference in reaction

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Guys I want to vomit I can not find a decent movie I am going to become a tornado and spin and spin and spin and spin and SPIIIIIN

I am NOT happy.

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Me and my asshole are a one man band the way it’s a wind instrument

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Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Arrested Development is my favourite tv show