Fictional TV Shows Iâd Watch (part1)
Baby's out to adopt A TV show where children act like rich mean bitches and drink Robby Bubble from plastic champagne glasses while glossing through adoptable parents catalogues. 10 year-old Sarah would say to her living partner, Chrissy (9), with whom she supposedly shares a small vila on The French Riviera, "Honey, I know they're super cute, but do you think we can handle another pair of parents?" Chrissy firmly nods. "Yeah. Should we tell them they're adopted?"
Ghost stories A competition-based reality shows where people who were ghosted in stupid random ways get to tell their stories as dramatically as they can in front of a jury made of serial ghoster, serial ghostée, and Simon Cowell to even things out. Think of it as an acting school audition, but with even more drama.
Top Grills Just like regular Top Gear with our favourite boys, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, except instead of cars, they just test grilling equipment. Dad jokes are still on, as well as all the other silly challenges. First to set up an underwater grill gets a free ride home from Stig. they probably already did the grill part on the show















