Today's Document
tannertan36
Sade Olutola
YOU ARE THE REASON
Not today Justin
dirt enthusiast
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Peter Solarz
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JVL
Andulka
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ojovivo
Xuebing Du
pixel skylines
hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
Origami Around
Keni
seen from Singapore
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seen from Türkiye
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Armenia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
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seen from Germany
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@hypocrisy-incarnate
well here i am. welcome to my side blog, full of my own original posts :3 my main blog (which will also have original posts, as well as reblogs, etc) is @honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns :]] have fun yall!!
you guys can call me fog or foggy by the way!! any pronouns :3
i made this at 3am. i have to get up at 6. i just couldn’t get it out of my head. i had to create it.
because he’s an engineer… buff engineer… (reference under the cut)
things i do that give me gender euphoria as a genderqueer masc lesbian (in honor of pride month):
-not shaving my legs
-using men’s deodorant
-long skirt + baggy tshirt combo
-BRIGHT eye makeup + blush
-nipple patches (as opposed to bras)
-wearing my fluffy robe EVERYWHERE around the house
-scented everythinggg
-using makeup to accent my tiny mustache + not shaving what little facial hair i have
-refusing to pluck or shape my brows
-blue mascara all day every day
-loose crop tops <3
-wearing my swimsuit bottoms around my waist so that my stomach is ‘out’
-switching between my head voice and my chest voice when singing
-talking to my cat and being reminded that he doesn’t care or know about my gender, he just loves me as a human being
hate exhibiting obvious signs of neurodivergence just for my family to agree that yes, i show obvious signs of neurodivergence and yes, it’s something hilarious to bring up in jokes or something inconvenient but overlookable for the sake of appreciating me as a family member. just for the second i suggest to them that hey, i think i’m neurodivergent’ to all of a sudden completely 180 and claim that i’ve never shown signs of autism in my entire life, thank you very much, i’m apparently the most neurotypical person they know.
as i rock back and forth violently, not making eye contact and wearing my mushroom-and-tf2 decorated noise-cancelling headphones (two of my special interests) whilst pondering if it’ll take another failed social interaction or a few extra missed social cues for them to realize that maybe (just maybe) something is Different.
i think americans have a unique appreciation for helmetparty. they’re just so. American.
IF I TELL YOU
‘yeah i’m good i just need a moment to process this’
AND YOU DO NOT GIVE ME A MOMENT AND CONTINUE TO BERATE ME WITH WORDS OR ACTIONS OR WHATEVER THE HELL BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO ONLY READ THE FIRST THREE WORDS OF THAT GODDAMN SENTENCE
I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU
been watching a lot of dispatch fandom tiktoks + looking at fanart before playing the game or watching any actual playthroughs so i assumed everyone giving Flambae a fat ass was either oversexualizing him or doing one of those fandom bits where you randomly give a character a fat ass. watched a playthrough for the first time last night and holy shit dude he really is just fucking caked up. whole ass bakery back there jesus fuck. no wonder he calls robert’s ass flat good god.
‘and sweetie, you really need to put some rails on that ego.’ SOMEONE GET THIS MAN ON A MESSY REALITY TV SHOW NEOWWWW COULD YOU IMAGINE THIS GUY IN SAY YES TO THE DRESS
school has screwed me over my whole life bro.. I’m good at memorizing stuff, doing pointless research and singing. none of these fuck ass schools have ever had spelling bees, science fairs, or musicals. ts is unfair vro
the wart on my foot has healed entirely #IMMUNE
the name of this blog isn’t meaningless. i don’t think any names are meaningless, really
‘why doesn’t anyone like me why am i so lonely’ you’re the one who pushed me away. don’t act like you’re helpless.
ma lune.
mm.. tf2…
i’ve got an entire helmet party fic drafted and partially written in my notes app rn bc there’s not enough fic for them…….
the stanley parable fandom fell off when people stopped making wires jokes THERE I SAID IT
it’s come to my attention that the author of wires DELETED THE FUCKING FIC
ARE YOU ASSHOLES HAPPY NOW
‘i hope my absence haunts you forever’ well it sure isn’t not haunting me.
you dick.
is it just me who finds it really ridiculously easy to tell when visual art was made by a cishet person or not