I'm the reasonable one!

Ask/Rp blog for Choromatsu Matsuno from Osomatsu-san

[hypocritical--frog]

“At this point, we’re kept alive to be puppets to people’s amusement...”

[osomatsutextposts]

[feliville]

this was for today’s @oso-san-artchallenge :y !!

[cresstion-mark]

They all have the same face, so when they FINALLY get laid it’s gonna be really awkward for everyone…

[rockinrpmemes]

If your muse is a huge pervert and you know it 👏 your hands

[hypocritical--frog]

So salty omfg, I see ur lying skills hasn't fade away.

“Well, I mean, you gotta get out of a tight spot sometimes~”

[hypocritical--frog]

love u dad

He shoves the anon out of the house.

[hypocritical--frog]

Mm yes daddy👉👌💦💦💦🙌🙌🙌

....

“Begone thot.”

[impishone-moved-blog]

hypocritical–frog:

“Say something fucking stupid, and so help me I’ll kick your balls into your empty skull.” Choromatsu hissed, crossing his arms before wincing slightly and rubbing his temples.

Osomatsu snickered, taking a cautious step back. He knew his brother’s temper, how dangerous it was and how easy it was to set off. Still, that’s what made teasing Choromatsu so much fun! He was always wondering just how far he could push him… “…if I had a head like that, it’d be killing me too!”

Ah, there he goes! The eldest broke off into a run, darting out the room and heading toward the kitchen, laughing like a child.

[hypocritical--frog]

"UGHHHH!!! C'MERE SHITTY NII-SAN!!!" the younger shouted, bolting after his brother like a enraged bull. It never took much to anger the third brother, unfortunately Osomatsu knows this and tests Choro's short patcience everyday...

"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!"

[impishone-moved-blog]

hypocritical–frog:

hypocritical–frog:

“My head is killing me..”

He glares at Osomatsu.

Oso better not…

“Pfft–” Osomatsu snorted, “Whaaaat? What’s with that look, my precious otouto~?” A finger rubbed under his nose, his grin still visible. 

[hypocritical--frog]

"Say something fucking stupid, and so help me I'll kick your balls into your empty skull." Choromatsu hissed, crossing his arms before wincing slightly and rubbing his temples.

[hypocritical--frog]

“My head is killing me..”

[hypocritical--frog]

He glares at Osomatsu.

Oso better not...

[hypocritical--frog]

"My head is killing me.."

[hypocritical--frog]

ℹ︎ｒ®️Ｅs🅿️🅾NＳℹ︎🅱Ｌe

“Fucking excuse me?”

[emicatsu]

Quick doodle of the cutest green bean

[nikkomints]

Chloroplast doodles~

[ask-the-churromatsu-blog]

Why did you touch my stuff.

@askthesparklematsu

((I’m so sorry that I deleted the ask ;~: ,, I hope this can make up for it))

[hypocritical--frog]

(( meme lmao)) "Heh! My beloved brother Choromatsu! I have noticed that you have been stressed out lately so..." He pulls out a pair of noise cancelling headphones, a fluffed pillow, a small personal tent, a blanket, and a stack of job magazines mixed with idol magazines. "Ta da! Heh. I have also asked our brothers to leave the house so you may be at peace for the rest of the day!"

“What in the hell could you possible want, Karamatsu nii-san?!” He huffed, flaring at his brother.

Dark circles shown under the third son’s twitchy eyes, his har was disheveled, and his complexion looked sickly. He had barley left the house as of late and been leafing through job magazines and staring at the bright screen of his phone for hours trying to find jobs there as well. No, naturally he was grumpy and stressed out.

Though he felt bad once he heard what Karamatsu had done for him. Choro frowned softly and sighed, rubbing his eyes.

“I’m sorry, Karamatsu nii-san..” he sighed. “I…appreciate this, I do but…relaxing is my problem. If i sit around all day, I can’t find a job!Relaxing stresses me out MORE because inevitably I’ll end up looking for a job again only I’ve wasted more time! It’s just a vicious cycle of never ending, chest pain enducing, stre-,” his breath caught in his throat as he painfully gripped his chest and slowly breathed out. “stress…”

[kimagure-karamatsu-road-deactiv]

“Eh?” Actually stunned when he was yelled at, he froze up and stood there with a stupid expression on his face. And then, it got worse. The other was actually angry at him? But he spent all his allowance on this stuff! He got it for Choromatsu so he could unwind and such… But… Did he misread the situation? 

Dropping everything in his arms, he felt disappointed in himself. He must have not seen what the real issue was anymore. Furrowing his thick brows, he rubbed his forehead and started to turn red. Embarrassed, he looked down at his feet and crossed his arms. 

“H-Heh! I am very sorry, my dear brother! I just… assumed you were stressed from looking for a job! My deepest apologies.” He gave him a nervous smile, but it soon faded when the other clutched at his chest. 

“Choromatsu, are you… Does your chest hurt when you breathe or something? Forgive me for being nosy but… I believe you should see a doctor about that. It could be a sign of a heart attack.” 

[hypocritical--frog]

Seeing Kara drop his things and grow a look of disappointment made Choromatsu feel guilty. Karamatsu puts a lot of heart into his gifts, so he shouldn't have yelled at him like that...

"Please....don't apologize. I shouldn't have yelled like that..." Choro sighed.

He's had these pains for a while now, so long he couldn't remember when they started. Sure he knew it wasn't good but..it was probably just him stressing. Besides he doesn't want to worry anyone or be worried about...

"No..just when I'm stressed.." he got out between short breaths. Just then a sharp pain jolted in his chest, making him clench his teeth before it soon faded. That...felt worse than usual.. "I'm fine, nii-san, it'sjust stress. Please don't worry about me...it's..not worth your time." He sighed, finally catching his breathe.