LEADER OF THE PACK.

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*Ahem*.

“If you’re happy and you know it… then your face’ll surely show it.”

Page turn.

“If you’re happy and you know it…”

“Clap your hands.”

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hauntedfirst:

“You gamble?” that was surreal. He hadn’t done anything like that since Karamatsu had died, it was weird to think about it.

“Ah, well, that sounds nice anyways.” he never won anything, his luck was shit.

He blinked at the question, frowning. “Why wouldn’t I be…?’ he questioned, trying to ignore the noise getting louder.

I DON’T WANNA BE HERE! I WANNA GO HOME! HE’S SCARING ME! NII-SAN!

“Yeah, I do! A lot of the time. I--” He paused when his phone went off, and then he grinned again. “Hold on, lemme just see who that was.” He pulled out his phone and read over the number. 

“Ah, it’s one of my brothers. I’ll text him back later.” He muttered, looking back to the other. “Hey, I was just wondering! You look kinda... sad?”

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jadeviolin:

@impishone

“Osomatsu wishes he could get near an ass–”

“Ooooh, that really hurts my feelings, Choromatsu!”

“...I’m not afraid to punch you in the boob.”

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“Eating ass??? Really???”

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hauntedfirst:

@impishone

“You seem… oddly happy.”

This was another him, right? He seemed a lot more carefree than Osomatsu himself was. He wondered what was different, and it wasn’t like he didn’t have plenty of opinions being fed to him.

I wish you were healthy like that! You should eat better Aniki!

He looks fatter than you! Heh!

…I don’t like it, its weird

Maybe he’s friendly!

….it scares me, don’t talk to him, Nii-san, he’s scary…

“Yeah? Is... there a reason I shouldn’t be?” Oso tilted his head to one side as he stared at his alternate. He flashed him a bright grin before rubbing his nose.

“I mean, I did just win big at pachinko!” 

Eh...? Something was wrong with this alternate. “You okay there, buddy?” He raised an eyebrow, watching the other carefully. 

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(is there a new h.eso.kuri w.ar.s set out or...)

[kamiusings]

another flirty/nsfw sentence meme .

  ( since we all have different tastes ! )

❝ for the date, do you have any… tighter jeans~? ❞ ❝ those ripped jeans are just a tease… i want to tear them apart. ❞ ❝ you know i love to hold your hand, but today you just look too good from behind. ❞ ❝ come on and dance with me~ if you can move in those pants, that’s it? ❞ ❝ let’s not… take of our clothes just yet… this is just too hot. ❞ ❝ oh lord, i just can’t stop staring at that piercing… ❞ ❝ ahah… p… please be nice to me… my asthma might kill me otherwise~ ❞ ❝ no, don’t sit… i’ll go down on my knees. ❞ ❝ woah… don’t you have an early morning tomorrow? ❞ ❝ i don’t care for being bullied in bed, so you should just stop. ❞ ❝ you don’t think sweatpants are hot? i mean… these are an expensive brand? ❞ ❝ there’s nothing dangerous with a little party make-out, right? ❞ ❝ candles? nah, that’s a fire hazard. i can set the mood very well without it. ❞ ❝ there’s just something so extremely irresistible about a uniform… ❞ ❝ let me smudge my lipstick in all sorts of places, hm? ❞ ❝ that paperwork seems awfully boring… wouldn’t i look better on your desk? ❞ ❝ my paperwork is killing me… i’m just imagining you laying on the desk instead. ❞ ❝ victoria’s secret? don’t tell me it’s a bag of perfume now~ ❞ ❝ fuck… you can step on me in those heels. ❞ ❝ i know i slept with a lot of people, but… it wasn’t making love. ❞ ❝ i’ll be your type, if you would only tell me what it is. ❞ ❝ i’m not sure if i’m comfortable being someone’s first time… ❞ ❝ you should keep the boots on~ ❞ ❝ these underwear are so… smooth… ❞ ❝ oh…~ i didn’t expect you to shave all the way. ❞ ❝ i’m not sure if i can… do that… i’m scared i’ll hurt you… ❞ ❝ i know you like it, but i’m not… comfortable… ❞ ❝ is that… lace i see? ❞ ❝ why from behind? well… i like the thought of showing off what i got. ❞ ❝ oh my god… here? really? are you sure? ❞ ❝ do you think i could… put my fingers in your mouth? ❞ ❝ ahaha… want to make me sweat right after i showered? ❞ ❝ the sweater… do you have anything under? ❞ ❝ anything you want to do, before i get dressed? ❞ ❝ wow… aren’t you even going to touch the food first? ❞ ❝ i put this on, thinking… dessert? ❞ ❝ i… put on a little weight, but… it’s okay, right? ❞ ❝ what’s with the layers? playing hard to get~? ❞ ❝ come here… warm your hands. ❞ ❝ my marks suit you. ❞ ❝ holy shit… i love stockings. ❞ ❝ if i break them with my teeth… will you hate me? ❞ ❝ i really… want everyone to know i’m yours. ❞ ❝ i like my reflection a little more with you all over me. ❞ ❝ a—ah! a bite?! ❞ ❝ the more the merrier, don’t you think? ❞ ❝ i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. ❞ ❝ let’s climb into the backseat… ❞ ❝ oh, look! my hand fits perfectly in your back pocket! ❞ ❝ look at the mirror… don’t you look cute? i know you do… ❞

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“I drink to forget but I always remember.”

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Does that mean you plan to never get married?

“If I ever meet the right person, I GUESS I’ll consider it... maybe.”

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And if you turn off the dark switch you are brought into the light-

“Yes...” 

He isn’t sure where you’re going with this, anon... 

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“LISTEN...  It’s not premarital sex if you never get married.”

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(*other muses on dash: *involved in ic drama*

*my muse: *is currently just saying really stupid shit for no apparent reason*)

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“... A light switch is also a dark switch.”

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hypocritical--frog:

“Say something fucking stupid, and so help me I’ll kick your balls into your empty skull.” Choromatsu hissed, crossing his arms before wincing slightly and rubbing his temples.

Osomatsu snickered, taking a cautious step back. He knew his brother’s temper, how dangerous it was and how easy it was to set off. Still, that’s what made teasing Choromatsu so much fun! He was always wondering just how far he could push him... “...if I had a head like that, it’d be killing me too!”

Ah, there he goes! The eldest broke off into a run, darting out the room and heading toward the kitchen, laughing like a child.

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@iiihsaka

...he was staring at her ass. After a couple more seconds he turned and looked away, hoping she hadn’t caught him gawking. Man, that would have been embarrassing.

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@mizismallshy

“...you’re still with my brother, huh? Did you two fuck yet?”

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hypocritical--frog:

hypocritical--frog:

“My head is killing me..”

He glares at Osomatsu.

Oso better not…

“Pfft--” Osomatsu snorted, “Whaaaat? What’s with that look, my precious otouto~?” A finger rubbed under his nose, his grin still visible.