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eloiscbridgerton

THE PITT 1.08 // 2.08

codeblueberry

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

+ bonus:

vibrantbloom

"He's going to worry" is such an underrated moment for showing that Shane knows Ilya's in deep. They haven't taken the leap yet, skirting the edges of whether they're going to do this. But still you have to tell Ilya that Shane's safe, he'll worry.

And woah, does he worry.

flywingsinajar

insane pull tonight big fan

hudsonwasian

this was their first hug in nine years of knowing each other and now i'm feeling emotional

chaoticpaige

Shane Hollander + that cute way he stands

finelytaylored

beautyofattolia

mateo-diaz

ao3 tags + kingdon [1/?]

harritudur

text posts + kingdon

francislangdon

THE PITT langdon + turning backwards to talk to mel

academicblorbo

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT