Chaos of Perplexity

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]

[catchymemes]

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[lavender-truth]

[lavender-truth]

He also collects crystals

[tenaflyviper]

I fucking love Gritty.

[anarchistmemedistro]

gritty is antifa

[jaubaius]

Zooming around after hours a duck caught on store’s CCTV🔊 audio on

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[fieldbears]

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

[fizzgigfurball]

@diseonfire future?

[vet-and-wild]

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

[mxnrique]

abbot elementary once said…

[queenstravelingdarling]

SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE GROWN ONE TOO

[thenatsdorf]

Cat sounds compilation.

[drtanner]

Don’t let the short duration of this video fool you - it is VERY good.

[weaver-z]

Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier's competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

[weaver-z]

Anyway here's Dawntreader Texas Calboy as a silly lil kitten

[weaver-z]

Here's an excerpt from one of the articles about the drama his entry caused among the Cat Fanciers that I thought was very earnest and sweet <3

And also some of Calboy's children!

[gasterofficial]

@pangur-and-grim

[elodieunderglass]

He is fearfully and wonderfully made!

[rainbow-lizzard]

I was about to say he would technically be an intersex king (not because I dislike the concept of trans cats, just bc intersex rep is sorely needed too) but I did some more reading on this icon and actually found the article OP referenced.

He's not your usual male calico kitty as it turns out. That's already cool and rare, but he's even cooler and rarer than that!

Calboy is a chimera!! Which is really fucking cool of you ask me. The chances of having a male calico this way are slim to none, but the mad lad still exists! What an icon. I would die for Calboy.

[homofied]

[pacificnorthwhore]

Oh he’s QUEER

[dr-macadamia-and-his-giraffe]

What is it about him that I find attractive? The see-through shirt? The chaotic energy, like a trickster spirit let loose in a kitchen? The sense of humour? The child-like sense of wonder? The way he looks so comfortable inhabiting himself and being himself? The cooking? The humility of admitting that something tastes good when he was expecting a disaster? The...

[thedoctorofsteel]

His live streams are wonderful. Love when someone asks if he supports lgbtq cuz his response is always along the line of 'Oh honey, I am very gay' or 'I am what I like to call limp wristed'

[prismatic-bell]

The one I love was the one where someone asked if he had a girlfriend.

He never actually managed to answer. He was laughing too hard. Every time he managed to get out like half a word he’d just go off laughing again. The chat had to fill the asker in.

[dduane]

My hero. :)

[karlrincon]

Mother Nature creating art at below -30° ❄️😍.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

[insomnia-productions]

[everythingfox]

“A husky trying to make friends in the most husky way imaginable”

(via)

[catsbeaversandducks]

I have zero authority.

Comic/caption by Susie Esse

[aevris]

know your lagomorphs!

[polytheismisprettycool]

This is rude to hares

[aevris]

This post is pro-hare I’m sorry you don’t think being ominous is cool

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[batmanego]

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

[mysharona1987]