계란 왕

skate or die :v

[i-am-a-fish]

BRO I'M STRAIGHT-UP SLEEPY!!!!!

[itamas]

me @ my future wife: wow babe! i love you even more than naruto!!

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

unrealistic i could never lie to my wife like that

[stinkbrat]

sasuke could

[witnessings]

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny

[powerfulwizard]

[punionrings]

Me: *visits my gf’s animal crossing town*

*2 weeks later*

GF: Why are all my villagers saying “fam”?

[ratmustards]

Visit Original Link

[escapekit]

Surreal Food Comps

Japan-based art director Yuni Yoshida creates surreal food compositions on her Instagram. Check out more of her creations here.

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis

[beeefy]

me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she’s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’

all my friends at the sleepover:

[pochowek]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[shampooligan]

wild card

[aemond1eye]

self care is eating mangos

[v-ampira]

I hate mangoes

[aemond1eye]

oh die then

[retrogamingblog]

New Horizons is the title of the new Animal Crossing game coming to the Switch. It will have the player create their own town on a deserted island and appears to feature farming as a new mechanic. Unfortunately, it will not release until March 20th 2020

[catchymemes]

That’s a deep… dock.

by Penzilla

Tumblr: @pennypenzilla

[hostess-withthe-mostest]

woah this is actually super super cool. I love that Simpsons fish

[lubricates]

i love the ending

[kibumkim]

nobody:

me when i eat pop rocks:

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[princessesfanarts]

Disney Pokemon trainer by Pavlover

[nostrem]

[thes3nator]

Did the guy in the blue shirt just throw the guy with the black shirt off a bridge for respecting women???

[cosettetape1]

No, the guy in the black shirt willingly jumped off the bridge to go get the love letter, because he respect women that much.

[attractthecrows]

when you drink yo respect women juice

[effkaytales]

god Gentaro is so good