Hywar

A college student who deals with life by getting emotionally attached to fictional characters and writing fanfiction. I'm on Archive and Fanfiction.net. Tumblr fics and such are posted here, or under the tag Hywar Writes. Masterpost of writing is here. I also take prompt requests.

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[ruinedchildhood]

Kate Winslet on the famous line “I’ll never let you go, Jack.”

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[hywar]

Shuichi: Hi, may I take your order?

Kokichi: You can take it from my cold, dead fists bitch.

Shuichi: H-huh?

Kokichi: It's a lie! Nishishi~.

Shuichi: O-oh... Hah...

Kokichi: Anyways can I have a Mclarge McWhoppy?

Shuichi: Sir this is Wendy's.

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Shuichi: Hi, may I take your order?

Kaito: How about...I propose a trade.

Shuichi: Sir-

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Shuichi: Hi, may I take your order?

Maki: It'll be the last thing you ever take from me.

Shuichi: Please don't hurt me!

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Shuichi: Hi... May... I take your order?

Kaede: Yes, I'll have a-

Shuichi: *gross sobbing*

[arandomthot]

Find someone who supports you like this

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[snlgifs]

[flowerfae]

[chopped voice] so i look down at the basket and i’m immediately thinking i can’t cook,

[peppermintmonster]

In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.

This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.

[runawayrenki-blog]

anti-shippers that are more obsessed with a ship than the actual shippers

[avegetariancannibal]

AU where Will gets set up on a blind date and that’s how he meets Hannibal and he follows Bev’s advice to laugh at all his date’s jokes no matter how dumb they are and it makes Hannibal think somebody finally FINALLY gets his stupid fucking cannibal puns.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[animehorsegirl69]

when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game

[alltheladiesyouhate]

all the edgy fan theories were like “the starks are gonna turn on each other over who gets to rule the north” but its like they’re playing hot potato with it honestly

[alltheladiesyouhate]

sansa: bran you’re the rightful heir of winterfell bran: i dont know. i cant perceive time in a linear fashion suddenly

[crackerfinishingschool]

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[kardashianvibes]

[benedictsmith]

Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?