obsessed with the implication of this banter being that Davrin imagined Lucanis coming to him in the night. someone please teach them to be normal about each other
Thanks for the tag, @redaresss (x) and @mushrooms-x-moss (x)! This was a fun one 💜
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Nevember ❄️⚔️
These two are such troublemakers together, and their texting is no different! Here are 5 conversations you'd find on Neve & Ember's phones at any given time...📲👀
1. That time Neve got lost in the catacombs
Neve and Ember have a buddy system, okay? You gotta check-in regularly with your daring detective and/or rogue girlfriend 🙂↕️
2. That time Neve and Ember met up for coffee, but Ember had a few spies on her tail
So yeah, Ember lost that bet (in her defense, only by a few minutes) and bought coffee for both her and Neve lol.
And yes, they did go on to antagonize the Siccari spies once they were sufficiently caffeinated 🙂↕️
3. That time Ember accidentally called Maevaris "old"
AKA Ember tries to get ahead of one of Neve's best informants only to get herself into more shit.
4. That time Ember and Neve got trapped in a Venatori lair and had to wait out the bad guys
Yes, Neve told Ember that the rafters/chandeliers were a bad hiding spot. Ember did not listen and she has no one to blame but herself 🙂↔️
Maybe a photo of Neve's cleavage with that new scarf will boost her spirits...(honestly Ember would FaceTime call if she thought she could get away with it while the Venatori were hanging around hahaha)
5. That time Neve used a heart emoji
It took Neve 10+ min of agonizing - typing, deleting, retyping - before she actually sent that message with the ❤️ emoji lmao. You best bet Ember was over the MOON to receive it 🥰
Additional notes 📲
I was too lazy to upload a photo to this text generator, but just know Ember has a very cute candid photo of Neve smiling as her contact photo 🥰
Aight sure Ember and Neve probably aren't Apple girlies but I was 1) not gonna go back to change these images to green text bubbles and 2) love the idea of them FaceTiming each other
Neve purposely does not have a photo of Ember (or anyone she's close to) as their contact profile on her phone. For their protection and her privacy...but she does use Ember's nickname 🥹
Neve always has a bajillion unread texts on her phone
Ember uses a lot more emojis than Neve in her day to day communication
Neve leaves a lot of voice notes, especially when she's working a case
Neve absolutely has a tracker on Ember's phone lmaoooo this has come in handy on more than one occasion
Ember's phone background is a cute selfie of her and Neve
Ember's phone screen is also cracked to fucking hell, even though she has a case for it 😂 honestly probably a health hazard to use at this point
Neve's phone is like 5+ models too old but again, it still works! She'll jailbreak and mod the fucker to the end of its life before she upgrades lmao
Neve's phone probably has multiple passwords and 2FA steps to access anything. She's all about that encryption and definitely uses the Tevinter equivalent of Signal
Ember is the one who carries a power bank/charging cord with her because she knows Neve will forget she has a phone that requires electricity lmao
They BOTH know to put their phone on silent/vibrate while on a mission. None of that "accidental ringer alerts the killer" shit 😂