"fenris and dorian would hate each other" fenris and dorian would trade initial barbs, quickly come to an accord and then drink so much wine together while dorian gives fenris the long juicy historical breakdown of how inbred danarius' house was
the iron bull, having just watched fenris and dorian spar brutally yet jovially in the skyhold training ring, coming away grinning with blood on their teeth: kadan i need you fuck him
4.) I genuinely do think they would send each other youtube links with no context or comment and then keep having a normal conversation.
More details:
• Lucanis has a picture of Rook but Rook does not have a picture of Lucanis. It only bothers him a little bit
• Neither of them use nicknames ever
• Lucanis uses old man punctuation. Too many full stops.
• He uses emoji's very sparingly but to great effect. Rook only uses them when she's being dramatic
• Lucanis usually reads all of his messages so the unread ones hover between 4/10. Rook has 200 unread messages and at this point she just doesn't let Lucanis look at her phone anymore
• She has never sent him a nude. She will never send him a nude. He keeps hope in his heart tho always.
Idk who would want to do this so I will just tag everyone @in-the-drowning-deep @flowersforthemachines @woodlandeelf @fellamorte @griffongrey @lemondelighted @handsignals @dudewheresmynug @maagisterpavus @epiphany-jones @brainwyrmz @rookinthecrownest and as always anyone who wants to participate
I was tagged to do this by @rooks-dagger and I'm going to do a more serious one later where I actually tag people but pls have these bc I headcanon that Lucanis is a terrible texter ok.(Text Generator Here)
Eheh this was so much fun! TY for the tags @xkatchy & @redaresss 💕
Fake Text Message Maker HERE
I already have some Emmrich x Ayla texts in the works for something else 😈 but I figured good ol' Ed would be fun to do too.
Ed is Ayla's rough-around-the-edges 'Alternate Emmrich' for whenever she guest stars in a friend's Emmrook fic. They originally appeared in @onelooseskull's fic New Bloom, and then in my standalone fic Keep Calm & Carrion.
But now they also exist in Red's modern Boxing AU too, Iron Wills and Heavyweights, & the texts she made of Zea x Dav x Em inspired me. 😏
I am just paragraphs away from finishing Part 2/2 of Ed x Ayla's standalone fic (they're currently enjoying a nice post-coitus grilled cheese 😏 hence Ed's avatar up there lol), but in the meantime you can read Part 1 if you're interested, and/or learn more about Ed below!
Gently tagging the usual crew to make some texts of your OCs and their LIs if you so choose! 😈💕
So @amoaliquis tagged me in a text between your oc and their Li Check out the amazing text of their oc's here. I'm a goob and I tried my best. BUT...I did make some banners. or tried too. Fake text here
obsessed with the implication of this banter being that Davrin imagined Lucanis coming to him in the night. someone please teach them to be normal about each other
Thanks for the tag, @redaresss (x) and @mushrooms-x-moss (x)! This was a fun one 💜
Fake text generators can be found HERE or HERE
Nevember ❄️⚔️
These two are such troublemakers together, and their texting is no different! Here are 5 conversations you'd find on Neve & Ember's phones at any given time...📲👀
1. That time Neve got lost in the catacombs
Neve and Ember have a buddy system, okay? You gotta check-in regularly with your daring detective and/or rogue girlfriend 🙂↕️
2. That time Neve and Ember met up for coffee, but Ember had a few spies on her tail
So yeah, Ember lost that bet (in her defense, only by a few minutes) and bought coffee for both her and Neve lol.
And yes, they did go on to antagonize the Siccari spies once they were sufficiently caffeinated 🙂↕️
3. That time Ember accidentally called Maevaris "old"
AKA Ember tries to get ahead of one of Neve's best informants only to get herself into more shit.
4. That time Ember and Neve got trapped in a Venatori lair and had to wait out the bad guys
Yes, Neve told Ember that the rafters/chandeliers were a bad hiding spot. Ember did not listen and she has no one to blame but herself 🙂↔️
Maybe a photo of Neve's cleavage with that new scarf will boost her spirits...(honestly Ember would FaceTime call if she thought she could get away with it while the Venatori were hanging around hahaha)
5. That time Neve used a heart emoji
It took Neve 10+ min of agonizing - typing, deleting, retyping - before she actually sent that message with the ❤️ emoji lmao. You best bet Ember was over the MOON to receive it 🥰
Additional notes 📲
I was too lazy to upload a photo to this text generator, but just know Ember has a very cute candid photo of Neve smiling as her contact photo 🥰
Aight sure Ember and Neve probably aren't Apple girlies but I was 1) not gonna go back to change these images to green text bubbles and 2) love the idea of them FaceTiming each other
Neve purposely does not have a photo of Ember (or anyone she's close to) as their contact profile on her phone. For their protection and her privacy...but she does use Ember's nickname 🥹
Neve always has a bajillion unread texts on her phone
Ember uses a lot more emojis than Neve in her day to day communication
Neve leaves a lot of voice notes, especially when she's working a case
Neve absolutely has a tracker on Ember's phone lmaoooo this has come in handy on more than one occasion
Ember's phone background is a cute selfie of her and Neve
Ember's phone screen is also cracked to fucking hell, even though she has a case for it 😂 honestly probably a health hazard to use at this point
Neve's phone is like 5+ models too old but again, it still works! She'll jailbreak and mod the fucker to the end of its life before she upgrades lmao
Neve's phone probably has multiple passwords and 2FA steps to access anything. She's all about that encryption and definitely uses the Tevinter equivalent of Signal
Ember is the one who carries a power bank/charging cord with her because she knows Neve will forget she has a phone that requires electricity lmao
They BOTH know to put their phone on silent/vibrate while on a mission. None of that "accidental ringer alerts the killer" shit 😂
