I LOVE MINT

Mint is love mint is life

[i--love--mint]

Mintroduction Post

I love mint/Mint is love mint is life/Live laugh mint/All hail the glorious mint.

Forms of mint include a group of plants, a small range of colors (named by different paint brands/people, causing multiple shades), a wintertime decoration (where I live at least), a candy (peppermint), an ice cream flavor, the most common *toothpaste flavor, and part of various names!

*Toothpaste should be, most commonly, flavorless. Those that cannot stand mint should not be forced to feel it each day. Those that hate mint should not be given the gift of its presence. And nobody likes toothpaste anyways its bad PR.

Call me Mint (or some variation), if you'll have a reason to name me! My purpose is to love mint and all its gifts. Non-mint posts will be tagged as "non-mint" or something similar (as it's non-mint related, it's oft forgotten). Safe travels through the garden below, careful not to step on any of the plants!

[king-vivian]

I have decided to install a fountain in the center of town from which the peasantry may freely gather drinking water

[i--love--mint]

=)

ah. yes. "drinking" water.

[king-vivian]

You better not fuck with the drinking water. By order of thr king!!!!

[i--love--mint]

oh no your majesty. I will not tamper with your... 'drinking' water. such a silly word...drinking. hah.

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

And remind me again how you're the "good" guy???????

[i--love--mint]

no i just need water for the mints my hose broke

[king-vivian]

I have decided to install a fountain in the center of town from which the peasantry may freely gather drinking water

[i--love--mint]

=)

ah. yes. "drinking" water.

[king-vivian]

You better not fuck with the drinking water. By order of thr king!!!!

[i--love--mint]

oh no your majesty. I will not tamper with your... 'drinking' water. such a silly word...drinking. hah.

[king-vivian]

I have decided to install a fountain in the center of town from which the peasantry may freely gather drinking water

[i--love--mint]

=)

ah. yes. "drinking" water.

[king-vivian]

i demand cake

[king-vivian]

biiiiggg big big cake. layer cake where each layer is a different flavor. When you cut into it the layers make a rainbow and each layer is flavored to correspond with a fruit or vegetable of the same color.

Red - strawberry cake

orange - carrot cake

yellow - banana

green - uuuhhhhh idk green apple?

blue - blueberry

purple - some other berry

all topped off with a decadant white vanilla frosting

[king-vivian]

I would like a cake shaped like my throne room with me and my staff represented as cookies

[king-vivian]

would it be possible to make a pie where the inside is cake?

[i--love--mint]

Is the cake like. shredded up and used as a pie filling, like nuts are? or is it just a baked cake in a pie crust

[king-vivian]

I imagine a baked cake in a pie crust. Like filling the crust with batter and then baking it

[i--love--mint]

give me like a week to get ingredients/have time

this is definitely doable (òUó)

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

This is suspicious coming from you. Are you gonna do something nasty to the pake (pie + cake).... If its genuinely, just, a normal flavor that actually sounds really good. Wish I knew how to bake right about now

[i--love--mint]

I don't have a flavor as of yet for the pake actually. I don't think mints would combine well or go with the texture so I wasn't going to put those in—I love mint, I won't create a horror with it (such as the ketchup+watermelon of someone I know...).

I'll figure it out by Friday. As for you wishing to bake... well, we can't all have every hobby in the world. It is pretty easy though its mostly getting a good recipe

[i--love--mint]

PAKE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[king-vivian]

show me the pake

[i--love--mint]

Apologies for the delay, my lord

PAKE!!!

Notes: I think it's like five minutes underbaked but it might just have too much moisture in it. The cake part came off the pie part easily, but if you tried to eat them together they held (you know how you take fish off of the skin when you eat it from the container of the fish strips? like that except easy). I liked it, but I'd probably try something different if I made pake again.

[king-vivian]

i demand cake

[king-vivian]

biiiiggg big big cake. layer cake where each layer is a different flavor. When you cut into it the layers make a rainbow and each layer is flavored to correspond with a fruit or vegetable of the same color.

Red - strawberry cake

orange - carrot cake

yellow - banana

green - uuuhhhhh idk green apple?

blue - blueberry

purple - some other berry

all topped off with a decadant white vanilla frosting

[king-vivian]

I would like a cake shaped like my throne room with me and my staff represented as cookies

[king-vivian]

would it be possible to make a pie where the inside is cake?

[i--love--mint]

Is the cake like. shredded up and used as a pie filling, like nuts are? or is it just a baked cake in a pie crust

[king-vivian]

I imagine a baked cake in a pie crust. Like filling the crust with batter and then baking it

[i--love--mint]

give me like a week to get ingredients/have time

this is definitely doable (òUó)

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

This is suspicious coming from you. Are you gonna do something nasty to the pake (pie + cake).... If its genuinely, just, a normal flavor that actually sounds really good. Wish I knew how to bake right about now

[i--love--mint]

I don't have a flavor as of yet for the pake actually. I don't think mints would combine well or go with the texture so I wasn't going to put those in—I love mint, I won't create a horror with it (such as the ketchup+watermelon of someone I know...).

I'll figure it out by Friday. As for you wishing to bake... well, we can't all have every hobby in the world. It is pretty easy though its mostly getting a good recipe

[i--love--mint]

PAKE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[king-vivian]

i demand cake

[king-vivian]

biiiiggg big big cake. layer cake where each layer is a different flavor. When you cut into it the layers make a rainbow and each layer is flavored to correspond with a fruit or vegetable of the same color.

Red - strawberry cake

orange - carrot cake

yellow - banana

green - uuuhhhhh idk green apple?

blue - blueberry

purple - some other berry

all topped off with a decadant white vanilla frosting

[king-vivian]

I would like a cake shaped like my throne room with me and my staff represented as cookies

[king-vivian]

would it be possible to make a pie where the inside is cake?

[i--love--mint]

Is the cake like. shredded up and used as a pie filling, like nuts are? or is it just a baked cake in a pie crust

[king-vivian]

I imagine a baked cake in a pie crust. Like filling the crust with batter and then baking it

[i--love--mint]

give me like a week to get ingredients/have time

this is definitely doable (òUó)

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

This is suspicious coming from you. Are you gonna do something nasty to the pake (pie + cake).... If its genuinely, just, a normal flavor that actually sounds really good. Wish I knew how to bake right about now

[i--love--mint]

I don't have a flavor as of yet for the pake actually. I don't think mints would combine well or go with the texture so I wasn't going to put those in—I love mint, I won't create a horror with it (such as the ketchup+watermelon of someone I know...).

I'll figure it out by Friday. As for you wishing to bake... well, we can't all have every hobby in the world. It is pretty easy though its mostly getting a good recipe

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

Asexuality is valid

[i--love--mint]

As valid as loving mint 👍

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

I can’t believe you’re acephobic

[i--love--mint]

I can't believe you're mintphobic

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

Asexuality is valid

[i--love--mint]

As valid as loving mint 👍

[stellarphileistic]

Minty!!!

[i--love--mint]

i love them so much

[king-vivian]

i demand cake

[king-vivian]

biiiiggg big big cake. layer cake where each layer is a different flavor. When you cut into it the layers make a rainbow and each layer is flavored to correspond with a fruit or vegetable of the same color.

Red - strawberry cake

orange - carrot cake

yellow - banana

green - uuuhhhhh idk green apple?

blue - blueberry

purple - some other berry

all topped off with a decadant white vanilla frosting

[king-vivian]

I would like a cake shaped like my throne room with me and my staff represented as cookies

[king-vivian]

would it be possible to make a pie where the inside is cake?

[i--love--mint]

Is the cake like. shredded up and used as a pie filling, like nuts are? or is it just a baked cake in a pie crust

[king-vivian]

I imagine a baked cake in a pie crust. Like filling the crust with batter and then baking it

[i--love--mint]

give me like a week to get ingredients/have time

this is definitely doable (òUó)

[king-vivian]

i demand cake

[king-vivian]

biiiiggg big big cake. layer cake where each layer is a different flavor. When you cut into it the layers make a rainbow and each layer is flavored to correspond with a fruit or vegetable of the same color.

Red - strawberry cake

orange - carrot cake

yellow - banana

green - uuuhhhhh idk green apple?

blue - blueberry

purple - some other berry

all topped off with a decadant white vanilla frosting

[king-vivian]

I would like a cake shaped like my throne room with me and my staff represented as cookies

[king-vivian]

would it be possible to make a pie where the inside is cake?

[i--love--mint]

Is the cake like. shredded up and used as a pie filling, like nuts are? or is it just a baked cake in a pie crust

[king-vivian]

Guards!!! Kill somebody. Anybody. I don't care who

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

I have a suggestion

[king-vivian]

Guards!!! Kill this guy

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

*quickly shoves @i--love--mint in front of me before I get stabbed*

[i--love--mint]

*quickly takes out the knife and kills @ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa right before i die*

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

*As we die in each others' arms I reach out to kiss you but back away and gag because your breath smells like mint*

[i--love--mint]

*I run home and wash out my mouth with water and your [long dramatic sigh] sparkle blue toothpaste to prevent this. i go back and we return to dying*

[king-vivian]

Guards!!! Kill somebody. Anybody. I don't care who

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

I have a suggestion

[king-vivian]

Guards!!! Kill this guy

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

*quickly shoves @i--love--mint in front of me before I get stabbed*

[i--love--mint]

*quickly takes out the knife and kills @ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa right before i die*

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

it doesnt taste like toothpaste, it tastes like mint. which tastes Bad

[vivian-the-barbarian]

I made a thing about mint a while ago, look at this

[ihatemint-ihatemint-ihateit-aaaa]

Gonna have to tell OP to kill themself. Mint is a plight on the Earth and it tastes like shit

[astronaut-offical]

Ahem,

How does that sound?

[fay-offical]

I'm taking zero "math is blue" propaganda.

It is RED.

[evilpineapple-offical]

HOW DARE YOU

[fay-offical]

I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

MATH IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN RED.

[evilpineapple-offical]

ENGLISH IS RED

[fay-offical]

IT IS NOT RED.

ENGLISH IS BLUE.

[evilpineapple-offical]

HOW??

[fay-offical]

MATH MAKES ME WANNA BITE PEOPLE THEREFORE IT IS RED FOR MY HATRED OF IT

BLUE IS ELA BECAUSE ITS NICE AND CALM AND PRETTY

[evilpineapple-offical]

MATHS IS BLUE BECAUSE OF THE ICE IN THE TEACHER’S HEART

ENGLISH IS RED BECAUSE APPLE

[fay-offical]

MY MATH TEACHERS HAVE BEEN GREAT SHUT UP

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES SAME BUT STILL-

FINE. BLUE LIKE THE ICE IN MATH’S HEART

[fay-offical]

ICE ISN'T EVEN BLUE WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT?

[evilpineapple-offical]

IT IS NOW SHUSH

[no-one-offical]

Math is Purple

[evilpineapple-offical]

THAT’S LANGUAGES FUCK YOU

[no-one-offical]

I BET YOU WOULD AND LANGUAGES IS BROWN

[evilpineapple-offical]

SHUT UP AND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[no-one-offical]

KISS ME THEN AND COLOURS AND SUBJECTS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

[evilpineapple-offical]

YOUR GRAMMAR IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE

[no-one-offical]

COLOUR ME GAY

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SO CONFUSED

[mental-illness-offical]

MATH IS GREEN WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN TALKING ABOUT ?????

RED IS FOR HISTORY AND BLUE FOR *INSERT YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE HERE* THO YOU CAN ARGUE FOR THE YELLOWNESS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SPECIFICALLY

[existing-offical]

Since when do school subjects have colours..?

[legalityoftheraccoons]

math is green, science is red, english is blue, language is orange, history is yellow and I stand by this

[buckysrightarm1]

absolutely not.

Math is black, science is green, English is red, language is blue, and history is that one random binder you’ve had since third grade

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

MATH IS FUCKING WHITE

[buckysrightarm1]

NO NO ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

IT'S WHITE BECAUSE IT'S BORING

[i--love--mint]

MATH IS BLUE BECAUSE ITS BAD LIKE SPARKLE BLUE TOOTHPASTE [NATIVE LANGUAGE] IS RED BECAUSE RED HISTORY IS YELLOW BECAUSE OF THE OLD PEOPLES PISS POOR LOGIC AND COMPASSION AND SCIENCE IS GREEN LIKE MINT BECAUSE I LIKE IT

(Purple white and the other ones go to electives. Black is an elective too but also marh sometimes.)