welcome to weenie hut junior's

hello im cat, 23, new jersey. INFJ

[mommyesque]

Suwa Rei in a nutshell :

[usernanami]

#look at these wholesome family portraits (◦ˆ⌣ˆ◦) (˘⌣˘ʃƪ)

[tinyshinysylveon]

i love that the interviewers aren’t being judgmental on how kazuki and rei became two fathers for one girl but instead asked if miri was happy to have two papas (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

[zhimaqiu]

i need you all to see this

[ohprcr]

a much needed crossover since I’m currently reading Soseki’s work

[iviedraws]

no one's around to help

[shesnake]

“Progress Shark” outside the Australian Museum, ahead of Sydney Mardi Gras/World Pride Festival 2023.

[velociraptrix]

@evolution-incarnate

[mrkgrl]

What if it really was all about the jeep and we are just reading way too much into it? Derek/Jeep fics when

((I swear I try to stop))

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets

[yirenizart]

"Hey Marinette, what happened?"

[milf-adjacent]

Full Middle Malcolmist

Full Middle Malcolmist

[singingfrogs]

[ahraeyah]

This is my favorite meme on the internet. More compilations please.

[sen-thebootbimbo]

Sometimes humans are just. Good.

[radiofreederry]

[fuzzyflowers22]

After seeing all this Kit Connor stuff I’ve seen a lot of “only queer actors should play queer characters”

Let me tell you all the reasons that won’t work

1. Because people are entitled to keep their private lives private

2. Because in literally any other job, your employer cannot make you say what your sexuality is

3. Because some people like to remain unlabeled, even in their private lives

4. Because some people don’t know what their sexuality is, and may never know

5. Because sometimes people think they know what their sexuality is, and it changes down the line

6. Because it leads to “only straight actors should play straight characters” which leads to less opportunities for queer actors (because there are less queer characters)

7. Because all actors are constantly pretending to be attracted to people they aren’t attracted to irl

8. Because all actors constantly portray things they haven’t experienced irl

[aonekoda]

All the leaves are either red or dead now

[caffstrink]

I think about eating a fidough a lot

[caffstrink]

Stop telling me i can't eat him because he's raw dough.

[vykodlak]

Love that he also types like an old man

[parkermunson]

His name is spelled Jonathan.

His birthday is September 4.

His age was estimated at the time he was found in 1882. This species matures at around 50 years old and he was past that age, so he might be older than 189 but we will never know.

He lives on a South Atlantic island, Saint Helena (aka the place Napoleon Bonaparte lived until his death in 1815) where he’s well taken care of by the governor of the island. According to his vet, he likes listening to tennis.

The average lifespan for his species is 150, but he’s super healthy aside from cataracts in both eyes and possible loss of smell.

Jonathan has a mate, Fred, who until recently was thought to be female. Fred is male.

His species (which is a subspecies of Aldabra giant Tortoise) are on the endangered list with only about 80 recorded worldwide. However, many giant Tortoises currently hold the record for longest living land animals with a few others’ ages ranging between 175-250 years. So Jonathan still has a while to go!

Here’s Jonathan (on the left) in 1882 upon his arrival to the island:

(photo courtesy of Guinness World Records)

Jonathan has lived through both world wars, the Russian Revolution, 39 U.S. presidents, 7 British monarchs, the creation of the typewriter, the completion of the Eiffel Tower, the coronation of Queen Victoria, the release of the first postage stamp, the building of the first skyscraper, the first photograph of a person, the first lightbulb, and the first powered flight.

[heroofthreefaces]

According to Wikipedia Jonathan is still alive as of this writing 10/21/22, and as of 2022 is the oldest tortoise of recorded age ever, the previous contender having died at 189 in 1966.