Jarvis, drop that guy's networth to 0.

Iron Man/ Tony Stark ask blog! main acct is @vanityzinsanity

[couturecrystl]

Oh great, Emma Frost is here. What are you gonna lecture us on this time, Emma?

- @i-am-iron-mann

//im so sorry if my blog isn't as fancy as yours I'm too lazy to revisit Tony 😭

A LECTURE ON GOOD MANNERS apparently, seeing as you come to my door with no manners in sight. How typical.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Ah- yeah, I kind of did that to myself, didn't I?

[couturecrystl]

INDEED YOU DID, as per usual.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Well, it is nice to see you, regardless of my teasing. I didn't expect to see anyone I knew on here!

[couturecrystl]

I WOULD RETURN the sentiment.. if it was felt. It is reassuring to know that others are here, but I would be far more thrilled by anyone else's presence.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Ahh, you don't mean that! I mean you might but I'm choosing to believe otherwise. I mean, Johnny Storm is on here, but I think he might be the one guy you like less than me.

[couturecrystl]

IF YOU VALUE your ability to speak I suggest you stop talking, it's quite peaceful here without him invading my space.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Oh, he found you. Yeah, I'm gonna go...

[couturecrystl]

Oh great, Emma Frost is here. What are you gonna lecture us on this time, Emma?

- @i-am-iron-mann

//im so sorry if my blog isn't as fancy as yours I'm too lazy to revisit Tony 😭

A LECTURE ON GOOD MANNERS apparently, seeing as you come to my door with no manners in sight. How typical.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Ah- yeah, I kind of did that to myself, didn't I?

[couturecrystl]

INDEED YOU DID, as per usual.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Well, it is nice to see you, regardless of my teasing. I didn't expect to see anyone I knew on here!

[couturecrystl]

I WOULD RETURN the sentiment.. if it was felt. It is reassuring to know that others are here, but I would be far more thrilled by anyone else's presence.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Ahh, you don't mean that! I mean you might but I'm choosing to believe otherwise. I mean, Johnny Storm is on here, but I think he might be the one guy you like less than me.

[couturecrystl]

Oh great, Emma Frost is here. What are you gonna lecture us on this time, Emma?

- @i-am-iron-mann

//im so sorry if my blog isn't as fancy as yours I'm too lazy to revisit Tony 😭

A LECTURE ON GOOD MANNERS apparently, seeing as you come to my door with no manners in sight. How typical.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Ah- yeah, I kind of did that to myself, didn't I?

[couturecrystl]

INDEED YOU DID, as per usual.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Well, it is nice to see you, regardless of my teasing. I didn't expect to see anyone I knew on here!

[couturecrystl]

Oh great, Emma Frost is here. What are you gonna lecture us on this time, Emma?

- @i-am-iron-mann

//im so sorry if my blog isn't as fancy as yours I'm too lazy to revisit Tony 😭

A LECTURE ON GOOD MANNERS apparently, seeing as you come to my door with no manners in sight. How typical.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Ah- yeah, I kind of did that to myself, didn't I?

[gravely-lesbian]

Happy Pride you freaks!

[i-am-iron-mann]

”So, your name is iron-man because you’re a man wearing an iron suit? That’s kind of stupid.”

@practically-invincible

Well, not exactly. "Iron Man" rolls off the tongue better than "Advanced Titanium-Gold alloy Man."

[practically-invincible]

“Well, yeah, but iron man? It sounds kinda cheap, don’t you think?”

[i-am-iron-mann]

Hey, at least I'm not that Condiment King guy.

[practically-invincible]

“…Condiment king? I’m not even gonna ask.”

[i-am-iron-mann]

It's... best you don't, actually.

[i-am-iron-mann]

”So, your name is iron-man because you’re a man wearing an iron suit? That’s kind of stupid.”

@practically-invincible

Well, not exactly. "Iron Man" rolls off the tongue better than "Advanced Titanium-Gold alloy Man."

[practically-invincible]

“Well, yeah, but iron man? It sounds kinda cheap, don’t you think?”

[i-am-iron-mann]

Hey, at least I'm not that Condiment King guy.

[i-am-iron-mann]

”So, your name is iron-man because you’re a man wearing an iron suit? That’s kind of stupid.”

@practically-invincible

Well, not exactly. "Iron Man" rolls off the tongue better than "Advanced Titanium-Gold alloy Man."

[dr-bruce-banner-official]

@theostark says:

"I'm glad you weren't in my universe at the time of the Hulk virus incident, or I would never hear the end of it."

"I would like to test and experiment with the virus, since I already have Hulk and whatnot."

[theostark]

“Basically what happened was that someone messed something up while trying to recreate the Super Soldier Serum, and an airborne virus that caused people to Hulk out was created. While we succeeded in containing it, it wasn’t fun. Especially for me, because I got beaten up by a pregnant She-Hulk. On live TV. It was embarrassing.”

[dr-bruce-banner-official]

"Oh jeez. But- a burning question I have- how does messing up a super soldier serum create a Hulk? All Hulks have been created from exposure to gamma radiation, all the Hulks I know of anyway. And I dont even dare ask about the whole pregnant She-Hulk thing."

[theostark]

“Apparently the idiot who was working on the serum mixed in some gamma radiation by accident.”

[dr-bruce-banner-official]

"That's truly incredible how you accidentally add in gamma radiation to the super serum. As in, I credibly stupid. I literally cannot fathom how stupid you have to be to accidentally mix gamma radiation into the super serum."

[theostark]

“Me either. Unfortunately, my universe is the one where all the decisions made are the stupidest possible ones.”

[i-am-iron-mann]

Sounds like a weird readjustment of Murphy's law.

[i-am-iron-mann]

@theostark says:

"Alright, third times a charm. Greetings, Tony. You probably don't know who I am, so I'll explain that right away. I'm your son from an alternate timeline. Not a good timeline either. Don't worry, I'm not here to try and enlist your help in changing the past, that would be too cliche. I'm just here to seek some form of acknowledgement from the father I never knew."

"Please?"

Wow... damn. Sure kid, whatcha need?

[theostark]

Validation and acknowledgement from the father I never knew.

[i-am-iron-mann]

I had to deal with the same thing kid. I know how it feels. You're doing great, don't listen to those who want to drag you down.

[theostark]

Thank you…dad.

🥹

[i-am-iron-mann]

Of course, kiddo.

[rat-king-png]

Jarvis, clip that

Im so sorry for this comic 💀

[i-am-iron-mann]

Good god.

[i-am-iron-mann]

@theostark says:

"Alright, third times a charm. Greetings, Tony. You probably don't know who I am, so I'll explain that right away. I'm your son from an alternate timeline. Not a good timeline either. Don't worry, I'm not here to try and enlist your help in changing the past, that would be too cliche. I'm just here to seek some form of acknowledgement from the father I never knew."

"Please?"

Wow... damn. Sure kid, whatcha need?

[theostark]

Validation and acknowledgement from the father I never knew.

[i-am-iron-mann]

I had to deal with the same thing kid. I know how it feels. You're doing great, don't listen to those who want to drag you down.

[i-am-iron-mann]

@theostark says:

"Alright, third times a charm. Greetings, Tony. You probably don't know who I am, so I'll explain that right away. I'm your son from an alternate timeline. Not a good timeline either. Don't worry, I'm not here to try and enlist your help in changing the past, that would be too cliche. I'm just here to seek some form of acknowledgement from the father I never knew."

"Please?"

Wow... damn. Sure kid, whatcha need?

[official-buckybarnes]

Hey, Steve's friend. Happy Pride. And... and I'm- [He coughed] I'm sorry for trying to kill you.

[He choked it out like he was coughing up a hairball]

- @i-am-iron-mann

Well… hell. That’s gotta be the most awkward greeting I’ve ever gotten.

But—thanks, Stark. And… yeah. Water under the bridge. I know that wasn’t really you talkin’ back then, same way it wasn’t really me, either. We’ve both got a lot of blood in the past. What matters is who we are now.

I sincerely apologize for what I did to you, even though it doesn’t do much..

[i-am-iron-mann]

And I sincerely appreciate that apology. It means a lot. It's strange to think I died in your tineline, never able to make this right.

[official-buckybarnes]

He was pretty mad at me. I tore the avengers apart.

[i-am-iron-mann]

He tore them apart. He was supposed to be the leader.... Say, I've been getting some.. strange readings. There wouldn't happen to be a girl with magic related powers around, would there?

[official-buckybarnes]

There’s Wanda Maximoff.

[i-am-iron-mann]

Nono, she has brown hair.. Jarvis,

Yes?

What's her name again?

Raven, sir.

That one.

[official-buckybarnes]

Hey, Steve's friend. Happy Pride. And... and I'm- [He coughed] I'm sorry for trying to kill you.

[He choked it out like he was coughing up a hairball]

- @i-am-iron-mann

Well… hell. That’s gotta be the most awkward greeting I’ve ever gotten.

But—thanks, Stark. And… yeah. Water under the bridge. I know that wasn’t really you talkin’ back then, same way it wasn’t really me, either. We’ve both got a lot of blood in the past. What matters is who we are now.

I sincerely apologize for what I did to you, even though it doesn’t do much..

[i-am-iron-mann]

And I sincerely appreciate that apology. It means a lot. It's strange to think I died in your tineline, never able to make this right.

[official-buckybarnes]

He was pretty mad at me. I tore the avengers apart.

[i-am-iron-mann]

He tore them apart. He was supposed to be the leader.... Say, I've been getting some.. strange readings. There wouldn't happen to be a girl with magic related powers around, would there?

[official-buckybarnes]

Hey, Steve's friend. Happy Pride. And... and I'm- [He coughed] I'm sorry for trying to kill you.

[He choked it out like he was coughing up a hairball]

- @i-am-iron-mann

Well… hell. That’s gotta be the most awkward greeting I’ve ever gotten.

But—thanks, Stark. And… yeah. Water under the bridge. I know that wasn’t really you talkin’ back then, same way it wasn’t really me, either. We’ve both got a lot of blood in the past. What matters is who we are now.

I sincerely apologize for what I did to you, even though it doesn’t do much..

[i-am-iron-mann]

And I sincerely appreciate that apology. It means a lot. It's strange to think I died in your tineline, never able to make this right.

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Magneto was right!

[i-am-iron-mann]

I don't like the guy, but he's right.