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you save everyone, but who saves you?

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lucifer: mammon stop spending money! money can’t buy you happiness

mammon: ok then transfer all your money to my bank account?

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thinking of going on an assassination mission and you tell solomon to cook up something for the guy to eat

then solomon gets all happy bcus no one eats his cooking

then the person you’re supposed to assassinate dies

*fist bump*

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IM CRYING THE WAY HE VIBRATED

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sometimes i question the obey me chats

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i know it’s supposed to be a heartfelt moment but cmon man…

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this is just a theory but i think solomon likes me

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ayumu lookin kinda diff in project sekai

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HE’S MAKING ME CRY LIKE ACTUALLY

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they changed the thing in the to do list and collecting rewards is so much faster and i couldn’t be happier 😭😭

the awkward pause is gone1!!1!1!1!

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so yk how solomon in the bible is a king

imagine if solomon in obey me was a king before in like, christ era lol

ngl it would make me wonder, solomon could literally choose to rule the world we know today since he’s as old as time itself (lmfao) so why would he choose to ig demote himself to a magical sorcerer

it quite baffles my mind a bit 😗

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belphie and layla collab pls

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bro i was writing the NICEST the most ANGSTY fanfic and i loved it. THEN IDK WHAT HAPPENED BUT EVERYTHING GOT DELETED. I WAS SO

I AM SO

DISAPPOINTED.

☹️

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mc: ah, shit. here we go again.

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YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS IS NOT MC AND SOLOMON. THIS IS THEM.

ITCHING FOR DRAMA #shorts #magic #comedy #skit

ITCHING FOR DRAMA #shorts #magic #comedy #skit

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beel’s food eating channel be like:

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mammon would work at jollibee. i rest my case.

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belphie: when i sleep i prefer hugging the pillow under the blanket rather than over the blanket

mc: belphie we need to talk.