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If you are the girl who was showing us batman fanfic in class, I know you have a tumblr, I would like to be friends.

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Was it planned for you and Eret to become roommates or did you just end up camping in their house till you were a official house member lmao

So! it was never really planned, BUT in a sense it was?

This is a bit of a fun secret coming out, but Eret and I have been together for about a year and a half now! So after id helped them move in, we spent about a week and a half together before finding out my family had COVID, so I couldn't go home at all.

Long story short, we realized that it would be better if I moved in, and here we are today!

We kept everything under wraps because Eret wanted to make sure I didn't just become "their girlfriend" to everyone, but we also both didn't want to make a huge deal about it, especially being content creators! We're still best friends, and roommates, just, ya know,

And they were roommates

(Also, we don't want this to be a huge thing, so please try not to make a large deal out of it! Nothing has changed aside from us confirming things 🤍)

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Sure, here ya go:

Lord George Gordon Byron was an English poet in the early 1800s.

He wrote several narrative poems that influenced the gothic genre and was a HUGE fucking slut. HUGE. This bisexual mess slept with so many fucking people it was insane, no gender was safe. Unfortunately that “no one was safe” mentality did not work out well for him bc there were a LOT of rumors that he impregnated his half-sister.

His only child from a legitimate marriage was from his wife, Lady Anne Isabella Noel Byron, who straight-up left him after a year. You know how divorce was uncommon in the 1800s? His wife was just so fed up with him that she did not care and left when her daughter was five weeks old.

This daughter was named Ada and would become known as Ada Lovelace.

Byron signed the separation papers and then left the country to have sex elsewhere and would later die when Ada was eight.

During that time if a couple divorced, usually the Dad would get full custody, so just in case he tried anything Lady Byron made sure to play the devoted and overattentive mother.

Lady Byron was absolutely paranoid that her daughter would become an insane gothic mess like her dad so she decided the only thing to do would be to make sure she did not become a Poet™. So she heavily encouraged Ada’s interests in science and mathematics.

Around the 1830-40s, Ada met Charles Babbage through a mutual friend and he showed her his prototype for a mechanical calculator. She got absolutely obsessed with this machine and began helping him out with it to the point where her notes on it became more extensive than his.

She also added notes to a translation of a paper on this engine that is considered to be the first published algorithm.

These notes on the engine and translation became the basis for computer programming.

She’s considered The First Computer Programmer™

So, because Lord Byron was a little slut and his wife wanted their daughter to Not Be, we now have to deal with tumblr discourse. Thank you and goodnight.

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Because this is apparently stick up for wolves day.

Wolf reintroduction in Yellowstone has changed the ecosystem *significantly*.

One remarkable thing that was not predicted that demonstrates how interlinked these things are:

Wolf eat elk.

Elk eat fewer willows.

Willows become healthier.

Number of beavers increase.

Number of songbirds increase.

Overall health of streams increases.

Number of fish increases.

Water table stabilizes.

This is called a “trophic cascade” and we normally see them as bad things. But a positive trophic cascade is an amazing thing, and apparently nobody predicted this one.

What they didn’t predict was that wolf predation would keep elk on the move so they wouldn’t overgraze a specific area.

When the elk overgrazed the willows, they removed the best source of food for beavers during the winter.

Once that stopped happening, the beaver population rebounded and it turns out beavers are pretty good for the entire ecosystem.

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How I feel like everytime when I post some art

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thank

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*sobs incoherently*

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Someone added it!!!! Thank you!!!!!

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😳

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Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

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Perfect tags

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Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

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Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

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Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

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The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

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I just love it when people come up with random weird animal or dragon things and iguanamouth illustrates them just because.

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exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something

I just need someone to tell me that it's going to be okay. Every time I say it it sounds like a lie.

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Not over the fact that Jack Manifold stared death in the eyes and told it to fuck off, and then clawed his way back out of hell with all 3 canon lives.

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The only thing stopping Tommy from calling Techno a furry is the pure power Techno holds.

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not to infodump but im still thinking about that day after the season finale when ghostbur came back and everyone was still recovering and building the country back up again. so tubbo asked ghostbur for his advice bc he was the new president and ghostbur literally just said something like 'get a pillow. because from what i remember from my time as president, when i wasn't on stage i was just crying a lot and screaming into my pillow when no one could see me. so i think you should get a good pillow, that would help :)' and it's like man.

wilbur's downward spiral really did start all the way back. the fact that even during what we as the viewers perceive as the happy period of the story he was still miserable and alone and unhappy is so fucking tragic. and we didn't know everything that he went through, because at that point in time the story was told from tommy's perspective and he didn't know what wilbur was going through either. he just saw wilbur as this shining older brother figure to look up to, and emulate

which calls into question whether or not wilbur was ever really happy or if he was just putting on a mask for everyone in l'manburg. and then when that mask broke everyone was so surprised at how quickly he deteriorated. except it wasn't quick. it was long and painful and horrible but he was just bottling it all in for so long that no one, not even tommy or phil or fundy knew what was going on until it was too late

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ik we joke about it a lot but there's something really interesting about the fact that we don't actually know how fundy was born. like ooc the conflicting stories were because cc!wilbur and cc!fundy hadn't yet thought of an in-universe explanation for their relationship, but in-character?

wilbur never actually gives a straightforward answer about fundy's birth and changes the details of the story every time, to the point where we're not even sure if sally was his wife or his mistress, if she gave birth to fundy or not, how long she actually stuck around after fundy was born, whether or not she's dead or alive. and that's really fucked up.

look me in the eyes and tell me that wilbur wouldn't lie to his son to make him feel better about sally being gone. tell me he wouldn't treat it like a bedtime story and tell over-the-top fairytale versions of what happened. we already know that he has a tendency to baby fundy and treat him like a kid, why wouldn't he try and cover up what happened?