Running Gay.exe

Sometimes a phallus is suboptimal for speedruning sodomy. and why would you hurt your PB like that? https://ko-fi.com/gaybot

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[inkskinned]

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

[lady-harrowhark]

and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[naamahdarling]

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[yanguang]

[yanguang]

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

[maridiansnack]

Some sketches of Zephyra

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[captaincobaltblr]

Hey wait a second, why did cats evolve to attack invisible things?

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

They were domesticated in Fertile Crescent and Egypt so probably an evolutionary advantage for snakes and scorpions that are hidden in sand and are more noticed by their movement than being seen directly

[corrucyst]

and also all the ghosts and devils.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

and also all the ghosts and devils.

[borealeum]

Because OP turned off reblogs 30 minutes before i saw this post.

[ballpitfriend]

nonplussed

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[meatsema]

Robot Love 🤖🧡

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[eeeurydiceee]

Haha Jonathan, gas leak

[honeyglot]

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

[gayrob0t]

idk something about her captivated me at the thrift store

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Anything that claims that it can sort all humans into neat categories is bullshit, sorry to say. The sex binary, the gender binary, astrology, MBTI, love languages, whatever. Humans are hugely complex and unique and not a single person on this earth can be accurately described using simple terms like that.