Shannon

I'm just hanging out

[i-am-shannon]

oh it's 2022 now

[i-am-shannon]

You look like somebody who reblogs their own posts when you run out of ideas.

[i-am-shannon]

not even Hades would kidnap you

[i-am-shannon]

I hope a random object falls and you have to spend a good three minutes trying to figure out what it was

[i-am-shannon]

you think you’re good enough to be a frog? You a Toad.

[i-am-shannon]

Hgh you’re an aglet

[i-am-shannon]

Your face looks like a walnut

[i-am-shannon]

Oreo

What you call me?!

[i-am-shannon]

Hahaha, I bet you run a blog where you post sarcastic insults and sometimes hide helpful advice in them, what a loser!

[i-am-shannon]

snew

[i-am-shannon]

Mwahahaha I hope you don’t know that spider bites are very uncommon and those images they show you on Google are definitely not spider bites and there’s no reason to be afraid

mwhahaha be afraid!!!

[i-am-shannon]

Maybe if you didn’t play guitar like that, your plant wouldn’t be so emo

[i-am-shannon]

I hope there’s a burnt chip in your bag

[i-am-shannon]

You’re the type of person who calls Grasshoppers “Crickets”

[i-am-shannon]

GO STUB YOUR TOE, BUT THE BIG ONE, NOT THE LITTLE ONE, NOBODY DESERVES THAT.

[i-am-shannon]

you deserve the weird broken N64 controller with no back on it

[i-am-shannon]

I hope you get a sore throat and are unaware that Marshmallows are a natural soothing remedy for things like that and a spoonful of honey twice a day is also very good for it, but you probably don’t know that mwahahaha!!!