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[lotharbarbarian]

Lord of the rings from Saurons perspective is a fucking fever dream because he started by reforming his essence into some physical form in mirkwood and before he even has enough strength to feel that the ring was even in the same forest as him he gets chased off by a group of wizards and elves looking to fuck some shit up. There goes his plan to get a dragon on his side

So he holds up in mordor gathering a new army, and only after about a century is he strong enough to do cool magic shit again, by that time however the ring hadnt been used in decades so there were no whispers of it except oops we found this weird little fucker who keeps yelling about his fucking precious, better go check out “shire baggins” whatever the fuck that is

So he finds out a fucking hobbit has his ring which in middle earth terms is like finding out mr magoo has your fucking nuclear launch codes. So he starts sending wave after wave of his own men to get the ring and they keep failing cause this fucking hobbit has friends. He has his homie saruman send some uruk-hai to get them and then sends some goblins to make sure everything goes right but for no apparent reason they stop reporting in, (something about horses and trees?) so he sends a guy to ask saruman straight out wheres my fucking ring and saruman straight up lies about it. Next thing he hears saruman has launched an all our invasion of rohan with 10000 uruk-hai so rip the bronies right? Nope the next day his army is defeated and saruman has fucking vanished.

Confused as fuck now sauron gets a fucking phone call from a god damn hobbit (ITS YOU!) but all he gets out of the little sovereign citizen is some shit about “i do not answer questions” and next thing he hears the hobbit has gone to fucking gondor. Alright send fucking everything we got, take gondor do whatever it takes get my fucking ring back. And what does he have to worry about right? After all even if rohan helps he’ll still win. Wtf is that an army of ghosts???!?!?!?

So then hes sitting there with his diminished army trying to figure out his next plan of attack and he gets another fucking phone call from the god damn great grandson of the prick who cut off his ring in the first place. “Oi cunt i got ur ring and im gonna fuc u up m8!” *click*

Goody he thinks, this arrogant sob is gonna bring my ring right to me, time to throw everything i got at this bastard. So then the fight starts hes super excited cause hes clearly winning and OH DEAR GOD MY RING IS IN THE VOLCANO HOW THE FU- *dies*

Now hes a weird ghost thing that cant ever do anything but lament how big a prick he is

[whistlingwombat]

Accurate

[everythingsdestiel]

we need to talk about the mirroring scenes on Shane's stairs in episode 4 of heated rivalry

if you aren't aware stairs are often used in movies to show who is in control or "on top" in a relationship dynamic (that one tiktoker I can't remember did an amazing explanation of the scene in Princess Diaries 2 that shows this)

the first time we see Shane's stairs this episode is when him and Ilya are hooking up at his place and the entire time Shane is the one higher up on the stairs

he is the one in control. he is the one who takes the reins this episode. both sexually here and when they're on Ilya couch as well as emotionally in their relationship when he decided to break it off. Shane is the one making the decisions and Ilya is powerless.

(also I want to make another post about this because I've seen a lot of people talking about the dom/sub undertones in Shane and Ilya relationship and I think it's very interesting that we almost always seen Shane fully or almost fully clothed whereas Ilya is the one we see naked or half naked, a change up from the typical depiction of a dom/sub dynamic)

and then we get the shots with Rose

now she is very obviously the one in control. she undresses herself, walking up to the landing before Shane has even moved a muscle. Rose has the power in this dynamic and you can just see how terrified and uncomfortable our sweet boy Shane is.

all of the power and control he had at the beginning of the episode is gone. we never even see him walk up a single step.

and remember these are Shane's stairs, they're a metaphor for him and his journey this episode and the first shot that we get of the stairs during the club scene is this

to my knowledge this is the only aerial shot of the series so far and it's a perfect symbol for Shane's emotional state right now.

it's a spiraling staircase.

because Shane is spiraling.

[everythingsdestiel]

currently rewatching and noticed something in episode 2 related to this as well

this is right after the game where Ilya was sexting Shane before they played each other (you were hard werent you? for how long whole game?) and Shane starts walking up the stairs first (I still beat your ass) but Ilya follows him right after because (oh, barely)

but then they race each other up the stairs. this is one of my favorite scenes with them. it's so funny and cute but it also plays two roles. 1. it shows that they're on equal footing in the relationship currently. (they're basically on the same step the whole time and we never actually see who gets to the top first, because that's not actually what matters, both of them are winning in this instance.) and 2. that the rivalry, the competition, is foreplay for them. they're literally racing up the stairs to go have sex for the first time. I love it.

and then of course there's after where Shane is technically above Ilya but he's sitting so that in every shot he is basically at his level and Ilya immediately leans down to meet him at his.

again, showing that they both have an equal level of control in their dynamic at this point.

[greyscale-dw]

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[perotovar]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025-) 1.02 "Olympians"

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[iwasbored777]

Nick never invited Judy over because he didn't want her to find out that he framed the article about them from the newspaper and that he's keeping the pen she gave him right in front of it.

And I love that he was carrying the pen everywhere he went, he didn't leave the house without it.

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[justatechnowizard]

[chazzfox]

Oh myfdb c

[crownquill]

I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible

[kwermaid28]

Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making

[marumicore]

The transition at the end is SENDING ME

[artaudmatic]

‘I thought you said men like us don’t have families’

‘I was wrong’

[jelliedlimes]

OUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[malinspacescience]

So, how about that, huh?

[flippyspoon]

spock: to open the portal i must mind meld with commander kirk. it's the only way. ortegas: wouldn't it make more sense to meld with captain v'rel? i mean she's vulcan and already owes us a favor and- spock: no...it must be commander kirk. ortegas: okay but- spock: IT MUST BE COMMANDER KIRK.

[talesfromthecrypts]

Alien: Earth - 1.02 "Mr. October"

[talesfromthecrypts]

[My brother is not going to die.] Of course he will. Injury, illness, old age. They all do. Generation after generation. All we can do is watch and take names.

Alien: Earth - 1.01 "Neverland"

[goodsirs]

Alien: Earth Premieres August 12, 2025

"In the year 2120, the Earth is governed by five corporations: Prodigy, Weyland-Yutani, Lynch, Dynamic and Threshold. In this Corporate Era, cyborgs (humans with both biological and artificial parts) and synthetics (humanoid robots with artificial intelligence) exist alongside humans. But the game is changed when the wunderkind Founder and CEO of Prodigy Corporation unlocks a new technological advancement: hybrids (humanoid robots infused with human consciousness). The first hybrid prototype named “Wendy” marks a new dawn in the race for immortality. After Weyland-Yutani’s spaceship collides into Prodigy City, “Wendy” and the other hybrids encounter mysterious life forms more terrifying than anyone could have ever imagined." — FX

[lalalalalalakakakak]

Part 2 (kinda)

[villainboygirl]

Scenes with the same energy:

[allastoredeer]

Do you think they saw?

[reject-tiefling]

I'm sorry