Im Simply A Creature

•••Just a scrugnle•••He/they/xe/it••• Ya’ll should read Evil Old Man Polycule by Cat-in-a-pumpkin-hat on AO3 if you’re a TMA fan•••otherkin•••If you know me then you don’t•••

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Intro post I suppose

Idk this just feels like something I should make since some people might find me

Hello everyone on my blog.

My name is Jonah!! I use he/they/xe/it pronouns.

I am a sirenkin and vampirekin (mostly a sirenkin) and I am 293 years of age.

The fandoms I am in are: The Magnus Archives, Welcome To Night Vale, Malevolent, The Mechanisms, Iron Lung, ULTRAKILL, Stardew Valley, House Of Leaves, Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, The Stanley Parable, Good Omens, Hawaii Pt2, The King in Yellow, and some others.

I also really enjoy bats and learning things.

Please do not interact to my stuff in any kind of sexual way.

I will probably respond to most like asks and please feel free to send me random facts.

If you know me irl then like.. Ignore everything.

Things you might find on this blog:

My ramblings.

My feelings.

Random things that seem somewhat interesting to me.

Me advertising the fanfiction I’m forced to write.

And more! But nothing nsfw.

Good luck finding whatever you may be looking for that led you here.

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how the wires taste? (talking bout your blog name)

They taste incredibly. They have the texture of like stale gummy worms. I think everyone should try them.

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THOSE WERE NOT THE HOMOSEXUALS I KNOW!!

How the fuck did they burry their gays in a queer show???? The final kinda really sucked in my opinion. Like what the fuck was that. They didn’t get a proper kiss. They didn’t have a talk about their relationship. They didn’t even hug!! Where were characters from season 2???? Like some that I thought would be important weren’t there. Jesus barely even got to interact with Crowley and Aziraphale.

Good Omens 3 to me felt like an unfinished draft of a story. And I’m mad.

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I made an eye and put it on the side of my dresser so it watches me sleep <3

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I really want to buy a tape recorder to record conversations with others, things around me, and my personal ramblings. I think this’d be a marvelous and rather interesting endeavor to take.

Also I think it’d be funny for people to just hear the click and noise of a tape recorder turning on when they begin talking to me.

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Something I really wanna do is a social experiment typa thing where I go out fully dressed as a vampire and ask people to sign up for a blood drive and see how long it takes people to notice

I think this’d be fun

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I’m hungry:(

I need to eat ur paranormal trauma:(

would you like to give a statement:D

A statement? How lovely. Well here we go I suppose.

My name is Jonah but you may have already knew that. In my child I lived in many places. Change became normal. So did other things.

I recall one of the first odd things was looking out the window while living in a small town and I swear I saw something humanoid looming outside. Another happened years later. I was sat on the floor reading. For a split second I swore I saw a person. It looked like someone walking by right in front of me. Vivid enough to make me get up and check that my door was closed. I began to hear voices as well and knocks around this time. All so vivid. I never knew why it was happening and I think it made it worse.

I always loved knowing and the inability to know why was going on made it all worse. It was probably thanks to The Spiral in all honesty. But it ended after a while. I think learning more helped it. It allowed my mind to elsewhere even if that elsewhere was me being absorbed in books and research papers.

The end, I suppose. I hope this was satisfactory and that you’re less hungry.

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I began watching Castlevania and ooouuuugghhhh……… this shit is peak……

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This fanfiction shit easy (read Evil Old Man Polycule on AO3) (I beg of thee) (please) (I hated writing chapter three) (my writing is shit)

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The sun is evil

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The craving for a red drink is strong.

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I think sleeping in an abandoned cathedral or church would be really cool. Like imagine putting your bed in like a tower and having stained glass shining onto you as you awaken. Imagine the acoustics.

Imagine if it’s also in the woods and at night you can go out and scare nosey townsfolk.

The townspeople avoid the cathedral. In a way it terrifies them.

They’ve given up on removing the bats from the woods. The bats flock to the cathedral. The townspeople wish they know the full story.

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Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

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It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.

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Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.

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hey folks do we like this. reblog without commentary for reach

do we want this?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 23

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Hey!!!! Do you guys enjoy The Magnus Archives??? Polycules??? Rare ships?? And evil old men?? Then PLEASE read “Evil old man polycule” by Cat_in_pumpkin_hat on Ao3!! I’m being forced to write it or else I get stoned to death! Please read it! Chapter 3 coming soon! Chapter 4 in the works!

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Watercolor pencil practice I did a while back