Archie is a b*tch

The world has enough ocean. We don't need more.

[ihatefaba]

Fun fact about team negative. Cedric (Ceaz’s honchkrow) is legally the Co-owner and second in command. If ceaz died Cedric inherits team negative

[ihatefaba]

Also both ceaz and Cedric legally own everyone in team negatives souls

[i-hate-petrel]

Bold of you to assume I had a soul when joining

[i-hate-archie]

I’m with @i-hate-petrel. I had to sell mine to Giratina just to make my Pokemon strong enough to defeat Ghetsis a few years back. Ah, good times.

[i-hate-archie]

I’m confused

I haven’t seen anything Team Positive or Team Negative related on my dashboard recently. Is this still a thing?

[sky-the-trashy-crow-blog]

Faba in episode 87 playing video games is who i am as a person

[i-hate-archie]

@branchchief-f, since when have you played video games? You have been our dad for months, and not told us this?!

[ihatefaba]

If there’s one thing I hate as much as faba it’s buzzwole shitty shiny

So here’s my sloppy buzzwole shiny edit. its a little fuzzy but u get the point

[i-hate-archie]

I dunno Ceaz, I think it would look better if they had gone all out with the initial Hulk-esq shiny.

Note: I would provide an example, but I can’t draw or use Paint to save my life.

[the-real-ghetsis-archive]

hm. colors aren't "for men" or "for women" they're for ME

“You foolish child! Blue is a male color, and Pink is a girls color! Arceus intended this!”

-Sera

[ihatekukui]

bitch i wear ALL the colors and i look fukin terrible but im still BETTER THAN YOU!

[the-real-ghetsis-archive]

“How vugar! And I actually am dating people thank you very much, what does that say about you.”

[ihatekukui]

how the hell does that have anything to do with me? think up more intelligent comebacks, please and thank you

[i-hate-archie]

Ghetsis, if you don’t cease your harassment of my friends, I will be forced to track you down and smash your computer again.

[i-hate-archie]

I’m finally back

Well, this feels strange. I completely forgot that these blogs existed. I had a pretty hectic end of the school year and a busy summer, so I haven’t gotten to use these in a while. Still, I want to start up again, and I hope y’all are still willing to accept me. Also, can anybody please tell me why I’ve seen inappropriate posts about my other blog?

@i-hate-giovanni @ihateprofessor-oak @ihatefaba @i-hate-petrel @i-hatelusamine @ihateghetsis @ihatecolress @ihatekukui @teamnegative-grunts @branchchief-f @ihateallthebossesexecptforguzma @ihate-zinzolin @incorrectteamnegativequotes @ilovelooker @colress-is-a-science-marshmallow @i-love-maxie

[i-hate-archie]

My apologies that I haven't been on in a while. I had an important project for an AP class that took up most of my time.

[ihateprofessor-oak]

whaddaya say we break into oak's and kukui's labs, destroy all the pokedexes and let the rotom go free? ~ihatekukui

“Hell yeah.  I can get us in undetected – just don’t question my methods.”

[ihatekukui]

yknow, telling me not to question something is just gonna make me wanna question it more…but eh, all right.

how we gonna do this?

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“Trust me, we can just walk right in.”

[ihatekukui]

aight now that’s just kinda weird. you’re saying we can just stroll right in…and no one will notice us? how does that work??

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“I told you, don’t question it.”

[ihatekukui]

i mean…i trust you, but…you can see why I’m questioning it though, right??

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“Yes, but hush.  Are we going or not?”

[ihatekukui]

…..sighhh, all right. i don’t get it, but i trust you.

who we gonna raid first?

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“As much as I would love to raid Oak, Manbun McNoshirt is closer.”

[ihatekukui]

MANBUN MCNOSHIRT! Hahahaha, I love it!

All right. And…you’re sure we won’t get caught?

[i-hate-archie]

Just trust the man!!! I’m sure Looker will never know yall were there. 

If anyone would know how to infiltrate someplace undetected, it would be a Zororark like Axi.

[ihatekukui]

wait what

w a i t

[i-hate-archie]

What, did you not know? I thought everyone discussed this on the Discord server?

[ihatefaba]

Y r u a weeb for Faba

I’M A HO FOR FABA

[i-love-maxie-blog]

Hi what the fuck

[ihatefaba]

You heard me!:

I’M A HO FOR FABA

[i-hate-archie]

@i-love-maxie there is a reason that Team Negative is the most hypocritical team since Team Plasma, according to @i-hate-giovanni

[kingjaffejoffer]

[i-hatelusamine]

@branchchief-f PLEAAAASE my stomach reaaally hurts.

[ihatefaba]

@branchchief-f OW OW, I jammed 2 of my fingers on my non dominant hand while trying to catch a Frisbee I can’t go either!

[branchchief-f]

I believe you two are faking illness and injury so… ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

[ihatekukui]

i’ll drag them to school…if you give me some UB data

[branchchief-f]

Are you aware that UB data is classified information that should not be in the hands of outsiders?!

[ihatekukui]

pfffft, for “classified information” you aether guys sure havent done a very good job of keeping them secret!

[branchchief-f]

The information that was ‘leaked’ is not accurate in the first place! No matter how much you beg me, I will not tell you the REAL information regarding ultra beasts!

[ihategaryoak]

It’s because you don’t even know any of it

[admin-minty]

I mean we all have joined to make your life even more difficult

[i-hate-archie]

I’m pretty sure that the information Lusamine has given him is about as accurate as he says those leaks were.

[ihateprofessor-oak]

whaddaya say we break into oak's and kukui's labs, destroy all the pokedexes and let the rotom go free? ~ihatekukui

“Hell yeah.  I can get us in undetected – just don’t question my methods.”

[ihatekukui]

yknow, telling me not to question something is just gonna make me wanna question it more…but eh, all right.

how we gonna do this?

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“Trust me, we can just walk right in.”

[ihatekukui]

aight now that’s just kinda weird. you’re saying we can just stroll right in…and no one will notice us? how does that work??

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“I told you, don’t question it.”

[ihatekukui]

i mean…i trust you, but…you can see why I’m questioning it though, right??

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“Yes, but hush.  Are we going or not?”

[ihatekukui]

…..sighhh, all right. i don’t get it, but i trust you.

who we gonna raid first?

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“As much as I would love to raid Oak, Manbun McNoshirt is closer.”

[ihatekukui]

MANBUN MCNOSHIRT! Hahahaha, I love it!

All right. And…you’re sure we won’t get caught?

[i-hate-archie]

Just trust the man!!! I’m sure Looker will never know yall were there. 

If anyone would know how to infiltrate someplace undetected, it would be a Zororark like Axi.

[gghero]

review of faces maxie makes throughout the entirety of oras + some canon art

am i late to the meme of course i am

the standard maxie

this is as average as it is gonna get with him. looks cool and collected but is probably thinking of how cute camerupt looks when he feeds it pokepuffs. 20/10 but only because ive seen him make more interesting faces but it’s already perfection.

concept art smug maxie

step aside smug anime girls, there’s a new boy in town. looks satisfied with himself and overall very bratty and confident. great angle and lightning going on. easily one of my faves. 1000/10

mini model smug maxie - the sequel

a differently flavored smug maxie. looks even more in the clouds than concept art smug maxie. That snide crooked smirk tho!!! 999/10

tcg smug maxie - the finale to the thrilling trilogy

completely changes the angle and now we see him from above YET he still makes us feel like he knows something we dont. tell us your secrets maxie. good megane shine going on. 1001/10 and it gets bonus points for being featured alongside archie in that official saint valentines tweet. imbued with extremely blessed queer energy.

engry maxie

You can clearly see he is Not Pleased!!!! His eyes go full iris-less to show he is confused too and I appreciate that “I forgot the oven on” vibe. 450/10

“archie what’s good” maxie

things are going his way but he is already out of control!!! Not a genuine laughter, however I like how we see him have fun like never before. let him enjoy himself even if it’s for like 10 seconds before he realises he fucked up. sadly i couldn’t find a gif but i promise he is moving his whole body as he cackles which is Very Good. 300/10

>BD maxie

Uh oh! Now you’ve done it! The signature pokévillain big ol smile before the final showdown. He only looks like this when he is ready to kick ass, will probably lose but shhh he doesn’t know yet. Feels powerful but i cant tell if its cursed or blessed. 350/10

“toothpaste-brand-i-cant-mention-because-of-copyright-reasons” smile maxie

the most cryptic of all of his grins. is seen for like a split second in the background. the image is so low res that all of his wrinkles are gone but far from making him look better it makes him look Not Okay. Also because he does this as he shows the protag how groudon awakes, it is safe to say it’s the maxie equivalent on checking on the person he is showing a funny youtube video that is a little too long and maybe not that funny in retrospective. 100/10 because of the shit-eating cockiness he shows.

drama queen maxie

this one’s not even showing his face but honestly!? a classic. alpha sapphire exclusive sexual innuendo going on from the other angle and all. this is the good posture of someone who does yoga with his admins every morning. 400/10

“just got beaten by a 13 y-o” maxie

and last but not least, what has to be the most memorable moment this nerd has given to us all. upon breaking down the gif you can notice that 1) he winces with such energy that his glasses almost fall off!! 2) he immediately composes himself, of course he does, he is the great maxie he needs to look sharp and 3) THE SMUG SMIRK IS BACK. Overall very blessed as we get to see many faces of his personality in this format. this is exactly what i expect from an adult nerd like him who just lost to some random kid. 1000/10 would fight again.

overall:

the stone-faced maxies are good but feel a little plain compared to the wide variety of emotions he shows. They make up 90% of what we see of maxie in-game. a safe bet, you can never go wrong with resting binch face maxie.

the grinning maxie, whom we see in the seafloor cavern, are this weird mix of extremely cursed and blessed energies that manage to instill a deep sense of discomfort on you but you smile and nod nonetheless because it’s maxie. I never know how to feel when i witness them, but i think i like them

smug maxie is the superior maxie. no doubts about this. it’s the closest we get in canon art to a genuine smile from him so it’s inherently Good. Why is it so underrated tho???? let him show off his sassy side more often. The knowing smirk shows his personality very well without making him look like an unpleasant person. easily my fave maxie expression.

[i-hate-archie]

My boy Maxie showing his emotions!

[ihatefaba]

@i-hate-giovanni gave me this idea

[i-love-guzma]

:^)

[ihateallthebossesexecptforguzma]

damm

[i-hate-archie]

Well, it’s true.

[incorrectteamnegativequotes]

ihate-zinzolin: “Ceazar, are you a pokemon?”

ihatefaba: “What? No!”

ihateprofessor-oak: “Yeah, me neither!  You guys want to go skateboards?”

[i-hate-archie]

Goodnight

[i-hate-archie]

I suddenly have a Discord account now. Can someone please tell me how to join Team Negative’s server or whatever it’s called?

[ihateprofessor-oak]

Wait can Pokemon even catch other Pokemon??~ i-hate-giovanni

(His eyes widen.)

“W-what?  That’s ridiculous!  Why would a pokemon want to catch another pokemon?”

(He laughs nervously.)

“Absolutely ridiculous.”

[admin-minty]

Like what if they happen to throw a pokeball at an other Pokemon?

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“I… Suppose?  It’s possible?  Hey, didn’t you have something to do?”

[rosafromunova-blog]

Something seems off with you, Axi. Are you feeling alright?

[i-hate-archie]

Sh*t. This is making me reconsider doing both of my blogs on the same account.

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“Yes, of course!”

(He takes a deep breath and smiles.)

“The question is just… quite philosophical, is all.  WOULD a pokemon catch another if given the chance?”

[admin-minty]

I mean I would, especially one that is big and scary and would protect me from my natural predators, maybe something like your reaper but hey that’s just me

[ihateprofessor-oak]

(He seems to stiffen at that.)

“But wouldn’t it be hard to find a pokemon that both would protect you AND not be targeted by the same predators?”

[admin-minty]

A Pokemon at the top of the food chain, if you catch it it would listen to you,,,,,maybe,,,,,,,

[ihateprofessor-oak]

“Perhaps, but what pokemon could even do that?”

“…”

“Anyways, I have to go do lab work.”

(He speedwalks away.)

[admin-minty]

Be careful and don’t faint in there!

[i-hate-archie]

*pounds on lab door*

Axi, open up! We need to talk!

[admin-minty]

Don’t pressure them to talk about personal stuff

[rosafromunova-blog]

Sorry. 

*slinks away, weird side hair things dragging on the ground*

[admin-minty]

/we’re gonna make a new thread, idk if you’re in the discord but we’re making a new thread

[i-hate-archie]

Crap, I forgot that I would need a discord for this.