It Is I, The Faba-lous Faba

@branchchief-f

1,406 posts

Genuinely your stripper ghettis moodboard has changed my life I can’t stop thinking about it the other day my bf said remember that one moodboard while I was driving and I almost swerved off the road it is haunting me it is living in my brain rent free and I DO NOT want it there why do you bring such a thing into the world one day you will face judgment for what you’ve done

((A beast awakened in me during 2020 and I have no clue how it got out. It was just like being possessed by Satan and Hades’ love child due to quarantine boredom. Someone tried blessing the post with frogs or something but like the damage is done. I’m sorry but also this is the path I have chosen. I must face my destiny and return to the flames I have ignited.))

#((out of beans))

I regret to inform you, father, that you are not a Tumblr sexyman.

Then explain THIS

#it was such a fun time <3333 #i wanted to… i mean WE celebrated sans’ birthday!

The REAL sexyman tournament (condensed to one poll)

Faba

Not Faba (do not vote >:[)

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

#you know exactly who to vote for <3333 #faba #aether foundation #pokemon #pokémon #polls #tumblr polls #tumblr sexyman

Obnoxious e-celebrity!Colress moodboard

#mwahahaha #moodboard #colress #unova #pokemon #pokémon #pokemon black and white #pokemon black 2 white 2 #evil team #pokemon villains #aesthetic #cybercore #((out of beans))

((That moodboard shouldn’t be getting notes... I’m making another))

#((out of beans))

Did you know your name means Bean in Latin? How does it feel like being a literal smol bean?

I. Am. Not. Small! I am what you may call ‘petite’, yes, but small is not an accurate term for me!

#small? grrrrrrrr #i despise that word!

SOMEBODY COME GET EM! GHETSIS IS DANCING LIKE A STRIPPER

Ghetsis? As in... Ghetsis of Team Plasma?!?!

#((he can’t possibly know that... THAT is on ‘his’ blog lol))

YOURE STILL ALIVE???

Of course! Did you think that I would die so easily? I just haven’t had the time to update my blog until now... but I’m here now!

#the research at the facility is getting more intense and ah it’s great to be back :)

Stripper!Ghetsis moodboard

#moodboard #ghetsis #pokemon #pokémon #pokemon black and white #unova #evil team #pokemon villains #aesthetic #evilcore #nsfw?#((out of beans))

@branchchief-f dad i bought a bunch of joltik eggs on the black market ( don’t ask) and they all hatched and its just empty shells and i can’t find any of them. there. dozens of joltiks in the house somewhere.

im scared.

You come back to my house, call me your father once more, and…. you let wild pokémon loose in my home?! What is the matter with you, child?!

Listen I have a very good explanation but that’s not relevant there are joltiks everywhere I’m trying to wrangle them but it’s like hearding littens

Where. Are. They. Where are these creatures?! You have a lot of explaining to do afterwards!

you can’t see them????

No… I cannot

Dude….. they must be speical cool people only seeing joltiks…

I am special.... I am cool! They just must be hiding!!!

I notice there is pictures of a younger you circulating around its quite interesting i wouldn't of known to think youd be any different from today ~colorless-colress

@colorless-colress-rp Is that so? People have said otherwise, but I really do not think I look that much different either. The only major change that has occured after all those years is my choice of clothing. But of course, fashion is always changing and I’m always in style~

achroma-archived

"I'm just used to seeing the very sharp look you have today is all, its interesting to see you seemed alot more casual in the pictures"

I would agree with that, dear Colress. I still have the clothing involved with that picture as well as many others, but haven’t worn them since. It does pique my interest to try them on once more~

achroma-archived

expression turned to a mix of curiosity with a smile "Oh? I'd love too see"

*Faba raised his eyebrows twice and winked* I shall retrieve the items from my closet~ Would you like to see more of my outfits as well?

achroma-archived

"Sure" he replied a little bit eager yet surprised he didnt exactlyexpect this turn

Faba picked up on his slight change of tone and smiled. “Follow me then~” *He walked to his closet and opened the door. It was full of over the top outfits that you would find in an old music video.

achroma-archived

Colress is certainly.... taken aback? by the assortment "wow you have quite the collection faba"

*Faba grinned once more and held both of Colress’ hands* It’s wonderful that I could show you this~ It’s not often that I open up this much in regards to my past. Ah...

achroma-archived

Colress gives him a soft smile "im glad i could be here then"

*Faba tightened his grip on colress’ hands* And I am glad that you are here... with me...

achroma-archived

Colress's face turned a slight shade of pink

Faba’s face felt tickled with pink as well, but it deepened into a bright red.

#tbh they are perfect #i love their chemistry :3 #researchethicshipping

I notice there is pictures of a younger you circulating around its quite interesting i wouldn't of known to think youd be any different from today ~colorless-colress

@colorless-colress-rp Is that so? People have said otherwise, but I really do not think I look that much different either. The only major change that has occured after all those years is my choice of clothing. But of course, fashion is always changing and I’m always in style~

achroma-archived

"I'm just used to seeing the very sharp look you have today is all, its interesting to see you seemed alot more casual in the pictures"

I would agree with that, dear Colress. I still have the clothing involved with that picture as well as many others, but haven’t worn them since. It does pique my interest to try them on once more~

achroma-archived

expression turned to a mix of curiosity with a smile "Oh? I'd love too see"

*Faba raised his eyebrows twice and winked* I shall retrieve the items from my closet~ Would you like to see more of my outfits as well?

achroma-archived

"Sure" he replied a little bit eager yet surprised he didnt exactlyexpect this turn

Faba picked up on his slight change of tone and smiled. “Follow me then~” *He walked to his closet and opened the door. It was full of over the top outfits that you would find in an old music video.

achroma-archived

Colress is certainly.... taken aback? by the assortment "wow you have quite the collection faba"

*Faba grinned once more and held both of Colress’ hands* It’s wonderful that I could show you this~ It’s not often that I open up this much in regards to my past. Ah...

achroma-archived

Colress gives him a soft smile "im glad i could be here then"

*Faba tightened his grip on colress’ hands* And I am glad that you are here... with me...

#researchethicshipping

What flag is behind faba? It looks really familiar but all I can think of is rabies

((It is the rabies flag lmfao))

I notice there is pictures of a younger you circulating around its quite interesting i wouldn't of known to think youd be any different from today ~colorless-colress

@colorless-colress-rp Is that so? People have said otherwise, but I really do not think I look that much different either. The only major change that has occured after all those years is my choice of clothing. But of course, fashion is always changing and I’m always in style~

achroma-archived

"I'm just used to seeing the very sharp look you have today is all, its interesting to see you seemed alot more casual in the pictures"

I would agree with that, dear Colress. I still have the clothing involved with that picture as well as many others, but haven’t worn them since. It does pique my interest to try them on once more~

achroma-archived

expression turned to a mix of curiosity with a smile "Oh? I'd love too see"

*Faba raised his eyebrows twice and winked* I shall retrieve the items from my closet~ Would you like to see more of my outfits as well?

achroma-archived

"Sure" he replied a little bit eager yet surprised he didnt exactlyexpect this turn

Faba picked up on his slight change of tone and smiled. “Follow me then~” *He walked to his closet and opened the door. It was full of over the top outfits that you would find in an old music video.

achroma-archived

Colress is certainly.... taken aback? by the assortment "wow you have quite the collection faba"

*Faba grinned once more and held both of Colress’ hands* It’s wonderful that I could show you this~ It’s not often that I open up this much in regards to my past. Ah...

#faba was always so extra lol #researchethicshipping

HOHOHO! What is your opinion on child labor, good sir? - Greed💰

Children have no place in work environments! They are so nasty and… disgusting… Only adults deserve the reward of hard work~

“SURE, BUT CONSIDER-

Children have no concept of how money works! I can pay them a dollar and hour and they never know! They do as told always. Little hands get into the machines well! Ohohoho, its jolly good!” The dragon man strokes his mustache in satisfaction.

Faba just looked at the lizard furry man in confusion. ‘Children… obeying?! Don’t make me laugh!’ Faba thought to himself, but laughed nonetheless. “You have NO experience with children, I presume? Children are stubborn and disobedient brats that refuse to obey adult authority! As if they would submise to a… mutant such as yourself!”

“Just threaten them!” He laughs again. “ I have more experience than you have been alive, probably! And my own daughter! I’m going to ignore that last racist comment and not gut you like a fish for it! Ohohoho!”

Faba jolted from the comment but kept his ground. “…I-I have tried threatening them and it never works! If a capable man such as myself cannot control children, then it is impossible for a child to work!”

“ You gotta show em what for! Give em the pl one two? See kids! This is what happens when you dont follow my orders! Then you bring in the bloody an’ bruised one, yes? Works. Or take away their eating privileges.”

Faba didn’t know how to feel about what the man said. “You… are a despicable man! Not only is that cheating in victory, but it lacks genuinity as well. I want those terrible children to obey me AND respect me. I bet those children only obey you… Is that enough for you?!”

He laughs louder and claps his hands together. “ Ol chap, of course they respect me! I am one of the most powerful demons in Hell! So is my daughter! Hohoho!”

Faba widened his eyes and tried to look as intimidating as possible ((Even though it was most likely a ridiculous face in most people’s perceptions)). “You are confusing obedience as respect!”

“ You keep talking shit and i’ll make YOU confuse life with death, hoho!”

Faba laughed nervously and felt like he was about to faint. “You… are threatening me…”

“ Very estute of you, sir! Hoho! Dont make me! I’ll even have my daughter help me take you out!”

“I see... and what if I directly oppose your twisted viewpoint, hm? It would be a waste to kill me~”

@branchchief-f dad i bought a bunch of joltik eggs on the black market ( don’t ask) and they all hatched and its just empty shells and i can’t find any of them. there. dozens of joltiks in the house somewhere.

im scared.

You come back to my house, call me your father once more, and…. you let wild pokémon loose in my home?! What is the matter with you, child?!

Listen I have a very good explanation but that’s not relevant there are joltiks everywhere I’m trying to wrangle them but it’s like hearding littens

Where. Are. They. Where are these creatures?! You have a lot of explaining to do afterwards!

you can’t see them????

No... I cannot

I notice there is pictures of a younger you circulating around its quite interesting i wouldn't of known to think youd be any different from today ~colorless-colress

@colorless-colress-rp Is that so? People have said otherwise, but I really do not think I look that much different either. The only major change that has occured after all those years is my choice of clothing. But of course, fashion is always changing and I’m always in style~

achroma-archived

"I'm just used to seeing the very sharp look you have today is all, its interesting to see you seemed alot more casual in the pictures"

I would agree with that, dear Colress. I still have the clothing involved with that picture as well as many others, but haven’t worn them since. It does pique my interest to try them on once more~

achroma-archived

expression turned to a mix of curiosity with a smile "Oh? I'd love too see"

*Faba raised his eyebrows twice and winked* I shall retrieve the items from my closet~ Would you like to see more of my outfits as well?

achroma-archived

"Sure" he replied a little bit eager yet surprised he didnt exactlyexpect this turn

Faba picked up on his slight change of tone and smiled. “Follow me then~” *He walked to his closet and opened the door. It was full of over the top outfits that you would find in an old music video.

#researchethicshipping

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