Just Another Somebody, Occasionally Nobody.

Trying Or Dying, Dude.

[gcthamgays]

reblog to beat the joker to death

[ladyloveandjustice]

The New Wayne Family Adventures strip is everything, the fanservice I’ve been waiting for my entire life.

ALL OF BRUCE’S KIDS GETTING MERCH OF THEIR FAVORITE HEROES WHO ARE NOT HIM WHILE BRUCE SEETHES IN JEALOUSLY, SO UPSET HIS KIDS ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM, THE DUMBASS DAD BATMAN CONTENT WE ALL NEED

making the long held ‘Jason Todd’s favorite hero is Wonder Woman’ belief canon, bless.

BABS SAYING IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK while wearing a t-shirt of her VERY GOOD FRIEND aka her favorite hero is her gf im…? MY OLDEST F/F SHIP IS GETTING CONTENT AGAIN I’M SO HAPPY.

This is also the only “other hero” merch Bruce has no reaction too, presumably because he is aware they’re dating and so takes it as a given.

no, he is simply BROKEN that Duke likes the Flash better.

AND THEN THE MASTERSTROKE:

I am one hundred percent convinced Green Arrow is not Steph’s favorite at all (Black Canary is probably, but Babs already took the shirt) BUT she absolutely chose him because she knew it would be what would infuriate the Bruce the most and SHE WAS RIGHT, OF COURSE. SHE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT HIM TO BREAK. THAT’S MY GIRL. THAT’S WHY SHE’S THE BEST. SHE DESERVES THIS.

finally dc is pandering to ME.

[i-have-a-dc-problem]

Kind of wish we got an epilogue where Tim’s in his room head to toe in Batman gear, and Bruce sheds a sole tear

[dracula420]

shut the fuck up about usa & our problems if you dont live here/we aren’t invading your country. you literally don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about

[nutsacktorturer]

"we aren't invading your country" there are 36 US military bases in Europe and 600 bases worldwide

[i-have-a-dc-problem]

Now, I’m not saying that the USA has always been the good guys, however, once the United States took control of the ocean in WWII, free trade has been at an all time high, and wars between nations at an all time low. We’ve essentially outlawed war. Obviously this benefits the United States, but this also benefits every nation that allies themselves with us. We’re not perfect, but our core values are spread internationally through the free trade policy: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. If your nation was great at mining, or oil production, but you can’t grow food, then you are dependent on some form of trade to feed your people. Allying yourself with the United States ensures that your product won’t get stolen, and it makes your neighbors feel safer, knowing that they aren’t going to be invaded, since they are an agriculturally based country. See what I’m saying?

[weaver-z]

Ideal relationship: I am a war doctor during WWII and you are the incredibly strong soldier on the front lines who I’m constantly fretting over because you keep running into battle without a care for your own safety. We form a rapport as I admonish you for running headlong into danger and tend your injuries and you tease me for worrying about you so much while you’re out there killing those Nazi bastards. I pretend to be annoyed, but I secretly admire your carefree attitude and fearlessness. One day I am injured badly while trying to help take a soldier from the field and your demeanor visibly changes to pure rage toward the other side as you pick me up and carve a bloody line back to the infirmary to save my life. Upon recovering, I realize I have feelings for you. I agonize over it. I’m gay and it’s 1940something. When I am ready for field work again, I learn that you were captured by Nazis as a prisoner of war. Everyone thinks you are dead. I cannot take that possibility. I loot a dead German soldier and assume his uniform. I manage to gain entry into the POW camp in which I have heard that you may be being held using my impeccable German that I know for some reason. I find you in the dead of night. You are battered and bruised, but whole. We sneak out of camp and are kilometers away before they even know what happened—I’m just that good. We run to civilization together and get a room together at an inn. There’s only one bed. I insist that I can take the floor. You refuse to allow that. We share the bed. You wrap your arms around me. I break—I admit that I have feelings for you, that I am terrified of what that means for us. I tell you that understand if you never want to see me again. You silence me by kissing me. We return to the camp the next day smiling and refusing to explain exactly how the fuck you got back. After the war, we retire to a house in Holland with a yard full of wildflowers and I read while you garden. Historians say we were “very close friends.”

[j2ksa]

[queerspoons]

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

[longlostwaywardsister]

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[why-i-love-comics]

Robin 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1 - “More Time” (2020)

written by Judd Winick art by Dustin Nguyen & John Kalisz

[i-have-a-dc-problem]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hope donald trump dies soon :) think that would cheer a lot of folks up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[outoftheframework]

bruce wayne using slang but only learning the definitions from websites for older people

For undisclosed reasons I thought it would be funny to pretend to be an older person wanting to know the definitions of gen z/millennial slang and oh boy is it a gold mine on some of these sites. 

I immediately thought of Bruce Wayne.

Nightwing, over coms: Tracked down Penguin to a location by the docks. Let’s meet on 54th and think of a game plan.

Oracle: Copy that.

Red Hood: Agreed.

Batman: Yeet.

Everyone:

Red Robin: excuse me what

Batman: Robin, you’re dismissed. Take a shower then get to bed.

Robin: But father-

Batman: Bye Felicia.

Robin: … What-

Batman: You heard me, Robin.

*red robin, out of breath after a fight, wheezing because Batman asked a criminal if he was “shook” in his deep voice*

Oracle, over coms: Is Red crying or laughing? I honestly can’t tell.

Batman: Red Robin is dead.

Everyone: WHAT-

Batman, during an impassioned speech: We are Gotham’s protectors. We are the thin line between order and chaos. The city needs protecting, even from those supposed to be protecting it. We will snatch every wig from every corrupt officer and politician’s head until this city shines.

Everyone:

Signal: I knew Gordon was wearing a toupee.

________

I think this is the funniest concept. Lemme know if y’all want a part 2 or more content like this.

All slang definitions taken from thoughtcatalog.com

[i-have-a-dc-problem]

JESUS CHRIST YES

[hillaryisaboss]

[i-have-a-dc-problem]

Hold up. I get it, Hillary should have won, and I agree. However, if Bernie is the Democratic nominee, NONE OF US should turn our backs on him. What are we gonna do, put up with four more years of the orange fuckhead? No. Bernie is going to do the things for us that Trump profits off of not doing. We shouldn’t be bitter about the last election but rather focus on the one at our doorstep. It’s February now. In 9 months, we’ll go to the polls remembering what happened last time, with new voters who have grown up seeing the messes that Trump has made. Vote Blue this November 2020. It’s our only chance.

[myhumaninteractionsafterall]

[parasitic-artist]

[i-have-a-dc-problem]

This aged like fucking milk

[i-have-a-dc-problem]

I need help

Like in general but also there's this batman AU I've been working on where a few things are different.

1. Jason didn't die, but still severely injured.

2. Jason was revived in the Lazarus Pit w/ Bruce present. The cost for the use of the Lazarus pit was that Bruce must give Talia an heir, so there's Dami

3. Lazarus Pit heals him, and turns the smol 15 year old boi into a 6'0" smokeshow. (Bruce tells paparazzi that he hit a growth spurt)

4. Bruce grooms Jason to eventually replace him.

5. Batman and Joker have a Ultimate Showdown©, but someone actually dies this time.

6. It's Bruce.

7. No, really for good.

8. Joker throws a hellish Mardi Gras in Gotham and busts open Arkham Asylum, so Jason has to deal with a burning city, an entire Rogues Gallery unaccounted for, the untimely death of his father and mentor, and the worry of succeeding him and living up to his reputation.

9. Jason as the New Batman© tries his best to clean up the city, but still can't find Joker. He roughs up criminals looking for clues but he wasn't the world's greatest detective.

10. Finds Joker

11. *spoiler*

12. Jason realizes there's this kid following him.

13. Jason hasn't left the manor in weeks except on patrol. Paparazzi watch the front gates of Wayne Manor. Lucius Fox scrambes at the announcement of Bruce Wayne's death, who died in the Great Riot.

14. Jason notices a teenager has been taking pictures of him while he's out on patrol.

15. "I know you're there," said Jason, his back turned to the boy. "I know you're not the Batman. Not the first anyway," the kid says.

16. Tim Drake.

17. Wayne Enterprises needs a leader. Jason knows nothing of WE and being a Chairman of the Board. Tim knows things about how companies are run.

18. Since Jason knows that Tim knows his secret, he pleads Lucius to train this kid to take over for him. "Just, say he's a public image consultant for me, and toss him an internship or something."

19. Jason is illiterate when it comes to social media, so he actually has Tim help him connect to Gotham with the occassional fuckery. (Drunk at a Knights game, falling off yachts, dating insta models, etc)

20. Tim and Jason bond and grow closer. Tim sees Jason come home injured. Tim wants to become Robin.

21. At first Jason protests but trains him over the course of a year. Jason is the reckless impatient one where Tim is patient precise and methodical

22. (Subplot: Barbara Gordon slowly learns to walk again and joins the GCPD, rising through the ranks. Dick Grayson is a bit cold and distant since Alfred had to call him about Bruce. Jason's defense: 'i had a lot going, man', Tim trying to be a normal kid, run a billion dollar company, and avoid getting shot.)

23. Cassandra Cain shows up after Bruce's death and says that she has earned the cowl, and will become Batman. Jason objects, but after discussion, she can stay in the manor. Barbara bestows her the mantle of Batgirl.

24. Jason gets arrested for not paying taxes, because he never learned how, not because he wouldn't pay them, and is held without bail. Barbara laughs her ass off seeing Jason in jail for tax evasion.

25. Either Dick or Cassandra (both?) fill in as Batman while Jason sits in jail until trial.

26. Jason is found not Guilty, and he learns a valuable lesson.

27. Dick and Jason patch things up and act like brothers again. Dick returns to wherever.

28. Tim meets Duke at school, meets Stephanie as she's dressed as Spoiler.

29. Damian returns in the future but with the title Ra's Al Ghul.

30. Jason, Donna, Wally, Kyle, Dick, Roy, Garth are all sworn into the Justice League together.

[youngjustice-says]

So does the DC discord role-play have any members yet? If so what characters are taken?

Hello! These are our taken characters. I am waiting for a few more people to send out the link, so feel free to send a message!

Hal Jordan

Wally West

Joseph Wilson

Bruce Wayne

[youngjustice-says]

Jason Todd

Barbara Gordon

Feel free to join! Send a message!

[i-have-a-dc-problem]

I wish i had tumblr friends

[rodrickheffeley]

there's no fucking way this man is real.

[i-have-a-dc-problem]

Robert Pattinson falling asleep at his own film festival tribute is 100% the most Bruce Wayne move ever.

[kemdraw]

Hank: Jason is the absolute worst, I hate him, good riddance, he can choke!

Jason: *is in actual danger*

Hank: holy shit that’s my son, my baby, who could this to him, the sweetest boy ever, the goodest boy in the world. If anything happens to him I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself!

[i-have-a-dc-problem]

we are all hank