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@i-have-one-braincell
They may give him his position back, but the S.H.I.E.L.D. workers munity against him because the girls gave them better benefits, vacation days and reworked the salaries and bonuses
Oh boy do they need higher pay💀💀🙏🏻🙏🏻
For the helicarrier getting attacked every so often, I expect Fury to be paying them about 20k monthly💀
Director Fury: I want those girls in SHIELD. Peter: ...Okay.
~ a couple of weeks later ~
Fury: I want you out of SHIELD. Penny, sitting behind the director's desk: I don't believe you have the jurisdiction to make that kind of decision. Fury: Excuse me? Percy, also behind the desk: You are excused. Now get back to work, Agent Fury. Agent Fury, flabbergasted: What-? Director Penny: The team is waiting for you. Director Percy, waving jovially: Buh-bye, Nikki!
~ outside the director's office ~
Agent Fury, unsure of what just happened : ... Peter, walking by: You reap what you sow, Agent Fury.
I can imagine the girls getting bored easily from the position and give Nicki the position back.
They wouldn’t want to become bald like him if they were to keep being directors.😭🙏🏻
Norman: I have a meeting and have left money for dinner. Harry, apathetically: Sure dad. Percy, materialising out of thin air: I think the fuck not. Norman, startled: What-!? Harry: Percy! Percy, throwing an arm around Norman's shoulders: Dinners are done with the family. Norman: Yes, well, something came up- Percy, pressing something distinctly barrel shaped against his back: Family. Dinner. Now. Norman: ...Yes, family dinner. Percy: *nods but doesn't move away*
She’ll be there watching in the corner 24/7 making sure that daddy Norman is spending time with Harry.
Harry gets a nightmare? Percy is there watching Norman comfort Harry.
Parent-teacher conferences? Percy is in the classroom watching Norman sit with Harry in front of the teacher.
Harry going to prom? Percy is there watching Norman help him get ready and drive him to the dance.
Harry graduating college? Percy is there making Norman attend the ceremony and take pictures.
Harry getting married? Percy is there to have Norman attend the wedding and give his blessings.
Harry giving birth? Percy will make sure Norman is waiting outside with a food basket.
VENOM POSTER AND TITLE IN PRIDE MONTH, YESSSSS ❤️❤️❤️❤️🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
I expect the movie to end with a musical dance number with the screen zooming into Venom and Eddie tonguing each other down and an 80s “The End” title sequence fading into frame with trumpets in the background.
doodles !
I love this loser❤️🎀
Fury orders Peter to come in for training outside of the Sisters Approved Spider-man Hours and he flat out refuses, saying that he would rather give Juggernaut a makeover
Peter has better priorities and Fury has to deal with it🙄🙄 (he’s scared)
Oh, you just know Flash had a huge crush on Peter's sisters when they were younger that mellowed out over the years, but never quite disappeared
Harry, of course, sees them as his idols because they have no problem talking back to Norman and forcing the man to spend time with his son (Harry is Peter's friend, ergo he is their new brother, ergo they need to keep an eye on Norman and manage his schedule. Logic)
Turns out that me and Flashie have something in common: We like big, strong, women✨✌️
Daddy Norman being a daddy by spending time with his son is such a cute thing to see (even when he’s forced by the girls and is being held at gunpoint)✨✨
For all of the trouble, anxiety and depression the girls cause him I like to think that they're also the ones to keep him anchored – anytime he tries to be spider-man an extra hour, they appear and drag him back home; whenever he tries to skip on his chores or homework or class they're there to clutch his arm and threaten with chaining him to the floor because you're not skipping on family dinner, Peter.
I think it was you who mentioned that in later seasons he practically lives in his suit. If he were to spend an extra day in that thing the girls are spraying him with fireman hoses because that thing stinks
Just, even though the girls can be cruel at times they still care for their baby brother and can see how unhealthy being spider-man can be at times
OH MY GOSH YESSS😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I can just see Peter not noticing of how the girls do care for him and would end up snapping at them (along with the struggle of being Spider-Man) and just locking himself in his room and avoiding them. Them challenging themselves to being a bit softer but still a bit firm would be pretty cute to see😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
Doodles pq si 🐻❄️✨
I love them so much that I want to put them in a jar😍😍😍😍
I LOVE THIS GUYS SO MUCH 💕💕💕💕💕
I want to slurp this piece of art up❤️❤️❤️
when the next chapter of "the day i called you mine" comes out, I'm in abstinence to know the continuation 🥹🥹
Oh dear I’m so sorry!😭😭🙏🏻
Call You Mine keeps having its delays from how long the latest chapter is going to be😭
The current chapter I’m writing on has ALOT going on and I’m about 3/4 in to finishing it😭😭😭
I hope to publish it by June along with a possible update on Sunshine (after 2 years passed by)😩✨
I love this shipp so bad✨💙
@i-have-one-braincell ¡Firts kiss from Danny & Peter!
(Sorry for my bad English jajajajaja)
AYYY DIOS MIOOO🤭🤭🤭😍😍😍😍😍😍
The drawing is gorgeous!❤️❤️❤️😩😩😩😩🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Since we've given Peter two feral older + stronger sisters, you just know things won't stay the same as in the show
Fearful 4 attempt to attack the school while looking for spider-man? Not on their watch, these bitches ruined their lunches!
[Going with the assumption that Peter still gains spider powers]
Klaw uses his sound thing which makes Penny's ears ring? She breaks his whole body in a fit of rage that she won't be able to listen to music for a while
Thundra gets into a fist match with Percy which she loses
Magician tries to run but the girls throw rubble at him and his his head.
The school cheers for them but are acutely aware just how much more dangerous the Parker sisters are.
The team are told to keep an eye on them and possibly bring them on their side
The idea of the girls joining the team is one that Peter wouldn’t allow. He has enough to deal with just by living under the same roof as them, he wouldn’t want to suffer while he’s Spider-Man also😭😭😭
Peter attempts to have the same attitude as Penny and Percy only to revert back to his wimpy kid because they gave him a 'what the fuck do you think you're doing' look which is usually followed by a hit to the back of the neck.
The girls have no problem with him being more bold, but they need to keep him in check since he gets a big head easily
Peter attempts to act like the girls when most likely the most scandalous thing he ever done was turning in his homework a day late.
Spideynova
First, Penelope being as big and as muscular as Peter.
She meets her new teammates, clocks in on Sam being half her size and decides on the spot that that twink is hers.
Fury: Romantic/Sexual relationships between teammates are not allowed.
Penelope: Go fuck yourself.
She picks Sam up, places him on her shoulder, says "This ass is mine", slaps it, and walks away.
Sam is still in shock from meeting his hero/crush and hoLY FUCK this is just like in his self-insert fanfic!
It’s all jokes and games until Sam gets pregnant🙏🏻😖
I feel like Penny and Percy are the type to just say the most socially unacceptable things
Like, someone's being more of a bitch to Peter/someone and they would just go "At least we know who our dad is and we're not on welfare." or "At least our dad didn't get his secretary pregnant."
Just things adults talk about behind closed door that those two have no problem airing out
I wouldn’t place it behind them. I did always see Peter being pretty offensive with his words towards others (whether accidentally or not) so I imagine Percy and Penny being the same but more on purpose.
about m!Ava/Peter, i have an idea
KittensCats will sometimes suckle from the cat breeder's nipple (usually male) because the nipple reminds the kitten of when it was a baby when it was breastfed by its mom.
m!Ava when lays on top of Peter's body, sometimes rolls up his shirt, and starts sucking his tits, in the first time, Peter is weirded out but then gets used to it, things get even better when he starts leaking milk out of his breast 👀👀👀
(also, honorary mention, in the show, Ava calls Spidey "momma tiger" when he grabs her neck to get out of harm)
M!Ava would be living the dream
