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On nomenclature.

According to academia, “modern” means “the 1920s”, “new” means “circa 1996”, and the “future” is what people sixty years ago thought the year 2000 would look like. What word can I use to describe stuff that’s happening now?

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Double future

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post-post-postmodern: the sequel

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Postmodern II: Postmoderner

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2 Post 2 Modern

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Postmodern: Director’s Cut

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Postmod3rn: The Revenge

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Postmodern: Nouveau Drift

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2 post 2 modern 4 u

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Mad Modern: Future Road

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Modernest modern, the moderning

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Postmodern 2: Dialectic Boogaloo

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Mr. Magorium’s Postmodern Emporium

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post and modern’s bogus journey

#beautiful

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Science side of tumblr, How much potato do boyfriend/girlfriend cost?

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depends. Some irish have been known to have been bought for two potato, and I’ve heard reports of some british and japanese going for as low as ten potato, but in america it is exchanged for fries. This messes with the normal metric potato measurements since they refuse to convert from Mc.standard, and the rate of potato-to-fries isn’t always the same. On average, a gf in america will be about 3 medium fries, or 4.56 potato. A bf, though, is often 5 medium fries, and that number can vary anywhere between 9 and 12.5 potato.

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Despite Jennifer Lawrence’s advocation for equal pay, women are still only worth 4.56 potatoes to the man’s 12.5 potatoes.

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