the insufferable know-it-all

1994 | she/her

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[cuppydogshane]

what the hell is a Naddpod

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[rollercoasterwords]

my tumblr mutuals will take characters from media that is not very good & construct such rich & intricate inner worlds for them in their posts that i will go wow that sounds so compelling let me go check this out….& then the canon character will be like. relatively boring with very little interiority. but that’s okay because sometimes the real character is the one my tumblr mutuals hallucinated along the way….

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[sovietnam]

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[ace-fender-bender]

This cast iron skillet has been out of the oven for three long minutes, im sure it's cool to the touch and easy to handle

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[i-k-i-a]

listening to people on a casual talk podcast discuss something you are deeply familiar with is a special sort of torture huh

[unalivejournal]

Me in 2026 practicing internet safety: who wants an updated list of my medications

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

[lowly-worm]

pawpaw GIT

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[telepathylove]

in the chillest possible way,