Incorrect Kidge Quotes (after dark)

A place for *spicier* incorrect kidge quotes

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Did something a while back, figured I'd share it here too!

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Pidge: Obviously, my husband is trying to seduce me.

Keith: Pidge, all I did was walk out of the shower in a towel

Keith: Besides *you* stole my clothes!

Pidge: 😝

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Keith: Do you know what to do when you're choking?

Pidge: Yeah, have you pull out and then ask you to apologize?

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Team Voltron and The Blades welcomes Keith and Pidges 5th child into the world

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Ezor: You know, you should really learn how to pull out dude.

Keith: It's really not my fault!

Lance: The quiznack you mean it's not your fault?!

Keith: She does the sort of judo leg-lock thing around my waist- why am I even explaining this to you?!

Pidge: 😝

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Anyone who's been around my blog and seen my writing knows I like to subvert the expectation by having Pidge be the sexual deviant and Keith is just the partner who is all too happy to please

I am also a fan of the "galra mating season" trope, so the thought crossed my mind of combining the two (plus maybe a spicy love song or two serving as inspiration)

So Pidge notices that Keith is always ready to go for her, but almost never initiates. 9/10 times he waits for her to ask, and when they do go at it, she notices that Keith usually seems like he is holding back, being a little *too* careful, despite her insistence that she'd enjoy a little bit more roughness from him and for him to be more spontaneous with her

After a while, she notices that occasionally Keith will do exactly what she's asking of him, unprompted. She notices it's about 4 weeks out of the years he'll just let loose (eventually deducing it to be every 3 months, and she even sets her own personal timer/reminder for it)

During those weeks, she sees he does everything she wants. He that little be rougher, he's more spontaneous by either ambushing her as soon as she gets home from the lab or even paying a visit to her while she's still there, but her favorite part? He gets a little more possessive and jealous.

So when she's *really* wanting to let loose, she decides to tease and be a bit of a brat by doing some harmless flirtation in front of him. Maybe she keeps her arm on someone just a tad too long, or she laughs a little too loud at someone else's joke.

Everything she can to get that little bit extra she wants from him, she knows when she comes back to work tomorrow, it'll be with some barely hidden hickies and well-placed bitemarks. But it's worth it, she got exactly what she wanted and it should hold her over for a few weeks until *she's* ready to go again.

Every time it's over, Keith apologizes if he went too far, but he knows in 3 more months, he'll fall for her mind games all over again. But as long as Pidge is happy with him, he's happy too.

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Matt & Romelle misunderstand Keith & Pidge

Keith: Oh, steaks should be just about done. Be right back *kisses Pidge on top of her head*

Matt/Romelle: *wait for the door to close for Keith to be out of earshot*

Romelle: Pidge, we have a question... one you may not like, but you need to answer honestly.

Pidge: ? *cocks her head to the side*

Matt: Is Keith hurting you?

Pidge: W-what? No! Why would you ask that?!

Matt: I'm not blind and stupid Katie, you're wearing long-sleeves when it's 100 degrees outside, and I saw the red marks on your wrist from the baggy sleeves of the labcoat.

Romelle: Please, tell us the truth, Pidge.

Pidge: *has an angry, confused look on her face, pulling her sleeve up to see her wrists, eyes going wide*

Pidge: Oh, oohhhhh...

Romelle: I look at Keith as a brother, but ifnyou need help-

Pidge: *starts laughing*

That's, that's not from Keith hurting me

Pidge: More from him... restricting me

Pidge: *covers her face in embarrassment*

Matt: *goes from confused to horrified*

Romelle: *starts laughing*

Keith comes back in to see Pidge's face is as red as his jacket, Matt can't look him in the eye, Romelle nearly falling out of her chair

Keith: What did I miss?

Romelle: *stops laughing just enough* I recommend silk, rather than rope. Helps clear up confusion.

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Keith: There is no way I'm wearing that

Pidge: C'mon, pleeasseee!

Keith: *his will slowly fading* Katie...

Pidge: Fine, you won't wear in in public, but I please get a picture of us, then you can take it off.

Keith: Just one picture?

Pidge: Promise.

Keith: Fine.

Keith: *wears a shirt that says "Good things come in small packages"*

Pidge: *wears a shirt that says "He's good things. I'm the small package."*

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Keith: If you're really bored we can talk over the phone instead of texting

Pidge: Wow... that's a pretty big step

Pidge: I mean... we've never talked on the phone before

Keith: *deep sigh*

Keith: Katie, you once told me, and I quote, "I want you inside me"

Pidge:

Keith: And I complied!

Keith: The onlybreason we don't talk on the phone is because video chatting is easier when you're away ftom the Garrison. I think we're beyond phone calls being a 'big step'

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Keith, after pinning Pidge to the ground during some sparring: I feel like you got captured on purpose.

Pidge: Getting captured on purpose can be a viable strategy.

Keith: I suppose that's true.

Pidge: My safe words is Rover.

Keith: What?

Pidge: What?

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Keith after checking in on his and Pidge's crying daughter: She wants to talk to momma

Pidge: What, why?

Keith: *Stifling back laughter* She thought you were hurt or in danger

Pidge: Why would she think that?

Keith: *actively choking on laughter* She heard you screaming and thought you were hurt

Pidge: Wha- I was NOT screaming, was I screaming?

Keith: *smuggest most shit-eating grin on his face* Oh, yeah you definitely were

Pidge: *throws a pillow at his face* Get that look off your face or you won't be hearing that again any time soon

Keith: *smug, shit-eatinv grin is back on his face* Please, like you can wait more than a week when I'm home. The only rest that I get is when I'm working.

Pidge: I quiznaking hate you, get back on the bed while I go calm her down and we'll finish this then.

Keith: *actively resisting the urge to say "I told you so" to her*

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A brief moment when Keith is back on Earth and Pidge isn't busy watching the new lab assistants, so they spend some time together at the Garrison

Pidge: Keith, my love, my light. My ever so loving husband. My sweet, handsome, kind as can be lover.

Keith: *raises an eyebrow because he knows she doesn't talk like this unless it means one thing* I know that tone... what'd you have in mind.

Pidge: See that supply closet?

Keith: Yesss...

Pidge: I'm sure if we went in there, all five-foot two-inches of me would be helpless to resist.

Keith:

Pidge: Come on, you know you want too *nudges him with her elbow*

Keith: You seriously can't wait until we get home?

Pidge: I have gone nearly four months without you!

Keith: *quickly covers her mouth because that was just a little -too- loud and now people and looking at them*

Keith: *sighs* Fine, but just you, I can wait. Unlike someone I know.

Pidge: We'll see about that.

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"Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a chokehold? Blind me with pepper spray??"

- Pidge, to Keith, after reading one too many of Lance's Allura's smut books.

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I've always been of the mind that Pidge, when disguised at the Garrison, used bindings/wraps to conceal herself in the cadet uniform and when paladin armor, but after revealing herself to the team she doesn't use them in her every day clothes cause they're baggy. Why would she need them, right? /s

Well, a funny scenario crossed my mind, after Keith and Pidge have started dating for a while, but well before *anything* has happened between them (not even so much as a kiss yet)

I thought of Pidge getting into a habit of sneezing into her shirt while she was undercover, not using the neck hole like a normal person, but actually lifting the bottom up to sneeze into and rub her nose into aftwerwards cause "15 year old guys don't care about hygiene, right?"

And after she reveals who she is to the team, she can't stop the habit, it's been so ingrained into her from doing it every day to play the part, and one day she does it in front of Keith, but she forgets that she no longer wears the bindings in her day-to-day life

Keith nearly faints at the smallest glimpse of Pidge *nearly* flashing him, and she has no idea why.

Apologies if this is the most clear thought process, just wanted to write it down before it left my mind lol

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Pidge: I just realized that childhood punishments are adulthood goals.

Keith: *stops sipping on his drink, carefully puts the glass down with a tired sigh*

Keith: Please explain.

Pidge: Eating healthy.

Keith: You barely eat unless I remind you, or it's date night.

Pidge: Quiet time.

Keith: You and I are the two quietest people here.

Pidge: Going to sleep by 9pm

Keith: Pidge, you stay up until 4am out of spite

Pidge: Getting spanked

Keith: ...

Pidge: No response, emo? 😏

Keith: *scoops Pidge up in his arms* Come on

Pidge: Where are we going?

Keith: It's just before 8pm, so we have a little over an hour to make sure we do two of those goals of yours, and then some

Pidge: *excited cackling*

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Pidge: Hey, Keith?

Keith: What's up?

Pidge: Do you think you could be my personal trainer for a bit? Teach me how to work out better and stuff?

Keith: Definitely, more than happy to!

Pidge: Awesome, anything I need to know going into it?

Keith: We can go over some terminology before we start, do you know what a RM is?

Pidge: Rep Maximum, right?

Keith: Yep! PR is-

Pidge: Personal Record!

Keith: You got it, and cardio-

Pidge: Is what I want to be doing with you right now😉

Keith: 😳

Keith: 😈

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Pidge: I made a presentation, complete with slides, of things I think you would look good in.

Keith: *slowly clicks through each slide*

Keith: Pidge, these all just say "Me" with various arrows pointing to you.

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Pidge: Keith's got a little beast in him.

Pidge: He's got a bigger beast outside of him, too😉