pidge w a geek bar (she ONLY gets green. it’s normally apple flavored) like, post-kerberos when she runs away from her home during summer to go to the garrison. keith stole it for her and she js snuck it into the garrison
anyways, once they get back to earth, she’s like freshly 18 and the like two she had in space when missing with the castle (or wtv happened to it i DONT remember) so it’s been several months since she had one. so she one morning she’s leaving as breakfast ends and matt is like “where are you going??” and she’s like “oh im getting a geek why” and matt is like FREAKING OUT for maybe three seconds before remembering this is a war hero who’s a legal adult…and then he dont gaf (he does he just knows he shouldn’t try and stop her 😭)
but it’s not until like, the atlas when people start learning she vapes,,, her parents (+ shiro) don’t find out until they’re all at lunch or a debrief or smth and she js has it on the table, like she’s casually wearing voltron basketball shorts (GIVE THE PALADINS MERCH LIKE THEYRE A SCHOOL SPORTS TEAM 2K26) and a hoodie (this isn’t relevant i js wanted ti mention it 🥹) and like one of the MFEs or someone looks over and js yells in the middle of keith yapping about something “IS THAT A VAPE???” and it goes DEAD silent for about three seconds before keith is like. “can i finish talking or are we gonna fucking freak out over a geek bar”
anyways pidge responds like it’s the most obvious shit in the world, like “yeah i’ve been vaping?? was this not known??” and anyways the debrief is cut short and her parents are freaking out, keith and lance are laughing their asses off because they’ve been knowing, and shiro looks so done he might ask for a hit.
pidge gets her geek taken away. little do they know she has like, three extras