THIS IS A SENTENCE

[twilight-theater]

[i-lie-sometimes]

How did you get the clouds and waves to stay still so long?

[ludvigj]

near-life experience

[i-lie-sometimes]

Pregnancy scare

[i-lie-sometimes]

Sometimes I eat chalk for the taste, other times it's for the crunch.

It's rare to get both

[pukicho]

You won't believe me when I say this, but one color, plus another color, equals another color

[someone-official]

Inspiring words. What about numbers?

[pukicho]

Numbers? I'll leave that wacky shit to bigwigs up at Harvard

[i-lie-sometimes]

Happy to help here -

one number, plus another number, does not equal another colour

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"king charles" im not calling a real person that it's 2026

[i-lie-sometimes]

King Charles isn't real, it's a made up thing like the "queen of england" smh

[pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[i-lie-sometimes]

Awww thanks! So when do y

[schpog-art]

GET HER

[i-am-a-fish]

you know what?

dips you in caramel

dips you in chocolate

rolls that chocolate over toffee bits (really good and fancy toffee bits)

[i-lie-sometimes]

What next? Gunna eat me? 🫣

[i-am-a-fish]

I will do everything in my power to make sure that christmas happens this year

[i-lie-sometimes]

Okay Ms. Grinck

[dogpuppy]

[i-lie-sometimes]

You gotta bite into this like a bar of soap

[hatin]

i crave your touch

[i-lie-sometimes]

Come get it

[hungwy]

as you know one of the problems of english is that you can't capitalize "I" for emphasis because it's already capitalized

[i-lie-sometimes]

I can

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[i-lie-sometimes]

I prefer when you're mean

[homunculus-argument]

"14 servings per package" listen man if you invite 13 people over to your house, buy a single "party size" bag of chips, and then you and all your guests each eat seven (7) chips and go "hmm, that was enough, I am satisfied! :)" then I'm coming into your house, and inhaling every single one of you and swallowing you without chewing like a baleen whale filtering krill.

[i-lie-sometimes]

BEGONE HOMUNCULUS! Your vore thoughts may be valid but are not needed!

[i-am-a-fish]

I wouldn't last ten minutes in Lethal Lava Land

[i-lie-sometimes]

Would you last longer?

[turnpikeghosts]

goncharov

[theromcommunist]

happy two years to the greatest bit tumblr ever made

[redstonedust]

i got the photos from my gastroscopy and for some reason my first thought was "damn i should post these on tumblr #digestive system reveal" which probably reflects more on tumblr culture than it does on me

[i-lie-sometimes]

Well, where are they?